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In the college girls' dormitory, in order to prevent boys from entering, the doorman aunt wrote on the dormitory door with chalk:

"Girls' dormitory, please don't enter the boys. "

After a few days, I suddenly found that the word "no" was erased and became: "Girls' dormitory, boys come in. "Angry, my aunt changed it to:" Girls' dormitory, boys please stop. "

Unexpectedly, two days later in the morning, a girl found that the word "stop" was added by a busybody and became:

"Girls' dormitory, boys please step forward. "

Aunt was very angry and changed to: "Girls' dormitory, please stop being gay consciously. "But the next morning, my aunt nagged that her blood pressure was high. The original word "step" was erased, and the word "stop" was reduced by one stroke and became: "Girls' dormitory, please be gay."

The girls became agitated. Aunt decided to fight to the end, so she wrote: "This is a girl's dormitory, and men are not allowed to enter!" "Aunt is quite proud of this masterpiece, and girls also say that boys have no chance this time.

However, in the afternoon, when the girls returned to the dormitory after class, they just arrived at the dormitory door and suddenly heard several girls laughing and screaming. Aunt hurried out and fainted when she rushed to the door. It says: "This is a girl's dormitory, and all men can enter freely!" " "

Today is the National Day, which is a holiday. My parents specially took us to the zoo to play.

Usually, we like sweet potato porridge for breakfast. Today, because the sweet potatoes were sold out, my mother had to cut some taro to make up for it. Unexpectedly, the taro planted on the balcony was delicious, and the whole family enjoyed it.

Before going out, my semi-old mother in Xu Niang dressed up beautifully and excellently, and she didn't see that she was a bad wife at all.

Dad, whose hair was not full, took a shower and was crowned, and put on a two-pronged suit, which made people run away. Dong Shi's sister, who loves beauty, even put on adjustable underwear. In Gong Yu, dogs are dressed up and strutting around in newly bought high heels.

We rode a white horse and drove a simple car to the zoo quickly, only to find that there were too many people visiting the zoo. The wolves were in power and every grass and tree was a soldier, which led to the separation of our family. My estranged father broadcast wholeheartedly everywhere and finally found my sister and me. My sister almost recognized the thief as the father. In the fight between trapped animals, we desperately pushed ourselves and others into the monkey cage. The hypocritical pearl took a family photo with a big smile on her face.

Then go to the bird garden where chickens call dogs and steal, and enjoy the wonderful music of nature. Later, when my father said we were deer, a cool breeze blew, which made people shudder. My mother quickly put on my father's yellow robe and told us to feel sorry for our loss.

Because of the holiday in the evening, every magpie in the restaurant occupied six animals in the pigeon's nest, so my mother took us to Meng Mu and moved three times, and finally decided to eat hot pot. A restaurant has just changed its wallpaper. The walls at home are beautiful, the lights are dim, and they are everywhere, which is very atmospheric. Ambush waitresses everywhere attracted bees and butterflies, busy defending Wei and saving Zhao for guests, which made people mistake the western paradise.

Hungry, we ordered a comprehensive hot pot, and my calm father took the lead and asked the waiter to teach me to swim with a knife. Soon, the wily rabbit was ready, because our vegetarian family had already finished adding oil and vinegar, waiting for the hot pot to sink fish and wild geese to win the Central Plains. Unfortunately, the lid is too small and the glass is broken. After the soup was boiled, we had to tighten our belts and try our best to get to the bottom of it.

Hot pot will soon become a drop in the ocean, and a few fish will slip through the net, after we eat the whales red-faced. My mother, who still has her mother's model, wanted to throw away the winter powder, and found that the flame was dangerous, so she had to throw the boat at the boat. Fortunately, Land Rover, Smith's father, called the shop assistant who carried firewood to put out the fire, and finally came back to life, which also enriched us. When all the birds are gone and our family is in cahoots, my sister and I are even more complacent.

Unexpectedly, when checking out, the boss showed his true colors and asked for a gold meal. My father was so angry that my mother began to cry with embarrassment.

Ah! On National Day, just after my father was ashamed of his wallet, our whole family in Jiang Lang was exhausted and defeated.