Introduction:
On the wedding day, Muse got up late, got into the wedding car in a daze, and was scared by all the bosses and hid in the bathroom.
As a result, before the zipper of trousers was zipped, the cold and abstinent man suddenly appeared: "It's time for a toast."
This person looks ... why is it different from the back photo sent by the introducer?
What is even more frightening is that since then, his pants chain has never been pulled.
The introducer said that Muse married a small owner of an Internet cafe, and Muse always thought so until the day of the film festival.
Moderator: Please welcome Mr. Ji Yuedong, Chairman of Oriental Film Company, to present awards to the winners!
Ji Yuedong: Baby, congratulations on winning the best actor.
Winner Simi:?
Melon eaters: Your Internet cafe is so fucking big.
So what if you get married for two years and find yourself in the wrong car?
Muse: What can I do? I'll make do.
Highlights:
Businessmen do not entertain guests.
Everyone who does science and technology has to go out and talk about customers, not to mention the film and television industry, which itself is rotten to the roots.
Compared with other film and television company bosses who bring their artists to "sing every night", Ji Yuedong is a model of leading an honest and clean life, mainly because he is not good at it.
"Not often." Yue Ji East Road.
When asking the first sentence, Simi naturally blurted out the second sentence, "Is there a man or a woman?"
Ji Yuedong laughed: "Is there any other gender besides men and women in this world?"
Muse's hands were clasped together. "Are they nice?"
On this issue, Ji Yuedong has never had a say, simply saying, "I don't care much about other people's looks."
The secretary felt a little comfortable, and then he felt anxious about this sentence.
Looking at his restless hand, Ji Yuedong noticed something and gently raised his eyebrows. "But your appearance is excellent."
Muse: "!"
The company is very happy, but after a few minutes of joy, it sounds too casual to savor the tone of Ji Yuedong's speech just now.
Just like that, I don't feel flattered when I see a kitten or a puppy on the road, and I can easily say a lovely word, or when I see a relative's child.
Muse accidentally tied a knot with her hand.