Opening a congee factory

(Counterpoint)

A Fellow audience members have encouraged us in this way. What good art do we have to perform?

B Yeah.

A Some of the audience members who have come here today have traveled a long way from their homes to see our show, and they have shown us such love and affection. In fact, we look like this is not not your favorite, la!

B Are you ashamed?

A Some of the audience ah, know that our Tianjin Opera Troupe performance ah, every show, such a hobby of opera. We Tianjin is the hometown of Chinese opera.

B Right.

A All over the country, it is recognized. You know the art, especially the comedy, and the audience in Tianjin knows it very well. Most of the audience knows how to spread, how to pad, how to flip the "baggage", what to flip forward, backward, and pad words. You're experts in comedy. What? This is a great encouragement for us actors, especially the young and middle-aged ones. You know some of the audience members, don't you?

B You know them all.

A You know them all. Oh, you know me? Do you know me? Think about it.

B Oops, I can't remember.

A Who am I? Tell me.

B Oh, I forgot, I forgot.

A What's my name?

B I forgot, I forgot! What's your name?

A Ma!

B Ma? Your name?

A Up three, down three.

B Oh, "up and down", what are you doing up and down? Oh! The horse is a three-legged horse.

A Hey, right, right. You know my nickname?

B Oh, there are nicknames?

A Have you never heard of it?

B No, I haven't.

B No, I haven't.

A Hey? You know, my nickname.

B What is your nickname?

A Ma Shanren.

B What's your nickname?

A Good man.

B Oh, you are a good man? Look, everyone, is this what a good man looks like?

A What do they look like, why? What should they look like? I have a good heart.

B. A good heart?

A A. A good mind. I don't lie, I don't lie to anyone, I don't tell lies.

B Yes.

A I've never cheated, I've never lied, I've never taken advantage of anyone. Goodness, treating others with conscience. Good, soft hearted. Never fought, never cursed. Backstabbing people? Hurting people? I've never been a good person.

B No such thing.

A Fighting? Good people don't watch. I don't even watch fights. I'm a softy. I hear of fights, and I can't bear to see the bloodshed. I can't bear to see it, and I don't dare to see it. I'm a good person.

B Hey, good.

A Soft heart. Too soft. I'm too soft! I've never seen a cow slaughtered, or a chicken slaughtered, or a live fish slaughtered, not that I've ever seen, not that I've ever heard of. Ai, slaughter fish, big live fish, fluttering, fluttering, live fish, jumping, jumping! Hold it down! Take the knife, diarrhea, like that, heard of it, never seen it.

B Have you never seen it? Hey, I've never seen it.

A Hey, I can't stand it! Good! I have not harmed a single life under my command.

B Ho.

A That's it, that's good.

B Good.

A A A big spider fell off the wall and was trampled to death? The Good Samaritan definitely didn't.

B Oh, you don't step on big spiders falling off the wall?

A Spider? There's a bedbug in my bed, a big bedbug! What should I do?

B Twist it to death?

A Twist it to death? That's too bad. It's a little creature. Does it understand? Does it know? If you don't bother, it's finished! Good Samaritan, don't do that.

B no.

A Big bugs, whatever, fuck it.

B Hey!

A Even if I catch a big louse, ouch, ho! What should I do?

B Squeeze.

A Squeeze?

And I'm not going to be able to do anything about it.

B What should we do?

A It's a life, so what if I die?

B Throw it to the ground.

A Throw it underground and starve to death.

B What should we do?

A No matter who you find, just put it around your neck.

B Hey! I'm not going to be able to do that!

A Good.

B This is called goodness? It's called bad behavior. What about lice?

A soft heart. I have a soft heart!

B Soft? Let the lice play.

A And we keep it alive, and we don't suffer.

B Hey.

A Find a fat guy.

B And a fat man?

A Hey, you're well-fed.

B Hey, good!

A Play.

B Play? You call this playing? Yes!

A You see, it's just a way to relieve boredom. What do you do every day when you're full?

B What do you do every day when you're full of lice?

A Now I want to do good!

B Hey, ah! I'll avoid you. I'm avoiding you. I'm avoiding you.

A Who's got lice?

B Do you want to do good?

A To do good, I'm speaking metaphorically. Where are the lice so convenient?

B Oh, where are you from?

A Shunyi County.

B Shunyi County?

A Small place, Shunyi.

B Shunyi County, north of Beijing?

A Yes, north of Beijing.

B Ninety miles from Beijing.

A Yes, yes, yes, Shunyi County. There is a Mapo in Shunyi County, I'm from there.

B Oh?

A Mabo.

B Shunyi County?

A Yes.

B South Mapo, North Mapo. Two big towns?

A Yes, yes, yes!

B I know, I know!

A South Mapo, North Mapo. How do you know?

B Me?

A Have you ever been there?

B No, I haven't.

A Have you been there?

B No, I haven't.

A How do you know?

B I heard it from someone.

A Have you ever been there?

B No, I haven't.

A You've never been there? I've never been there? I've never been there. Good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good.

B Are they all yours?

All those houses, all those big towns, all belong to the Ma family. If you ask around Beijing, the Huangtu Ma family in the northern part of Beijing, that's our family. The nickname of our family? The yellow soil Ma family.

B Oh, your family sells loess.

A Selling loess? How much do you sell it for?

B The loess is a family of horses.

A From Beijing to the north, no matter how far you go, you can see that it's yellow earth, right?

B It is the yellow earth.

A As long as it's yellow, it's our land.

B What?

A The yellow horse.

B As long as it's yellow land, it's your family's?

A If the land is yellow, then don't ask! Don't ask, it's the Ma family's.

B How many hectares does it take?

A How many hectares? More than two thousand miles.

B How much land? Two thousand miles?

A Hey, no matter how many hectares. I'm sorry, but I'm not sure how much I'm going to be able to do about it.

B The rich man.

A What kind of rich man? We don't dare to say "big money".

B A big family.

A! In our hometown, not to mention the first family, there are two bad money.

B The big money man.

A Hey? I'm not sure if you're a big fan of the idea, but I'm a big fan of the idea. I don't know if we can compare it to this place, can we? In our area, we are a bit richer. The provinces, anyway, the family has a business. You have been to Beijing, take a couple of steps, Shunyi County, you ask around, Huangtu Ma family, you go to our house to see, our house, the residence ah, the courtyard wall, the courtyard, a side of ten miles.

B hey! The first time I saw you, I was in the middle of the night, and I was in the middle of the night.

A Hey, hey, hey! Four sides, forty miles. There are eighteen roads in our yard, and our family, more than five hundred people.

B Great wealth.

A The housekeepers, the stewards, the automobile drivers, the flower girls, the kitchen staff, and the servants, all together, amount to more than thirteen hundred people.

B Hey, big family.

A We are the descendants of Ma Yuan, the general of Fu Guo in the Han Dynasty.

B Ah, the descendants of Ma Yuan.

B Ah, Ma Yuan's descendants! Do you know Ma Chao? Ma Chao of the Three Kingdoms.

B know.

A Ma Chao and Ma Dai, our ancestors. That's our last generation. Ma Yuan, the general of Fu Guo in Han Dynasty, is our senior. These are all family members, surnamed Ma.

B The last name Ma is a family name?

A.

B Oh, there's a "Widow Ma" in the opera, your family?

A The same family name.

B How is it different?

A It's not the same thing. We are the descendants of Ma Yuan, the general of the Han Dynasty, and you can ask about your literary world, the opera singer, Li Wanchun.

B Your family is called Tang Hui?

A Tan Fuying.

But I'm not sure if you're going to go to your house to sing.

A We don't call it a party, we don't dare to call it that. We're friends with them, and they think highly of us. We invite them to our home to eat, stay and play for a few days, so that they can enjoy themselves and have fun. Singing.

B Hey.

A We don't really call it a party. We invite them to come and stay for a few days, have some fun, and visit the Ma family. We'll sing a few songs, and when we leave, we'll take two for each of them.

B Oh, take two ...... cucumbers! Yes, your family has a lot of land and a lot of cucumbers.

A Like words, not like words! People sell so hard, people sing, I give people cucumbers?

B What are you going to do with two cucumbers? It's not a cucumber.

A Hey, really. I'm not going to be able to do that.

B gold?

A Gold bars. It's this big, this long, ten taels a piece. Take two each. There's plenty in the backyard. There's a whole mess of them. It's a pain in the ass. Why do you keep it? Take it and play with it.

B Oops!

A Big Yuanbao, small Yuanbao, small ingot, such a small one, take! Give them to the children to play with.

B Hey, oops!

A It's no use!

B Piles of them? Gold bars are stacked up!

A Hey, I'm a good friend, I don't care about money!

B Your shoes should be nailed! Change your shoes. I'm not going to be able to get a good deal on this.

A Ask me, I've seen it all! I've always had these shoes!

B But I haven't changed them! I haven't changed them at all.

A You see, I don't want to change them.

B You don't want to change them?

A A. Hey.

B Hey, you didn't either.

A Clean.

B Clean?

A Clean clothes are not expensive. Zeng Zi said, "A bun has meat not in the folds."

B Ah? This is what Zeng Zi said?

A You come to our house and see what you think of me?

B I can afford it.

A Do you want to be my friend?

B Yes.

A Look at the Ma family garden. Have you ever been to a garden?

B I've been to the gardens of Beijing. I've been to all the gardens in Beijing.

A Where?

B Wanshoushan Mountain.

Are there any Wanshoushan mountains?

B Jingshan.

A Is there a Kagemushan?

B Beihai.

A Have you seen any good ones? And ...... also strolled through the garden? What's there?

B Your garden?

A What's in the North Sea? I'm not sure what I'm talking about, but I'd like to see the trees! Flowers? Where are the trees? There are also trees along the road.

B What do you have in your garden?

A The horse's house, hey!

B What do you have?

A In Ma's garden, the flowers are not fresh. Trees? Who hasn't seen a big tree? What kind of trees are you looking at in the garden? Hey, really! The garden of Ma's house is a plaything, and the garden is a sight to see.

B Oh, what do you have there?

A What's there? In the garden of the Ma family, there are more than 60 small white towers. Pagodas, understand?

B I know.

A Pagoda! There are more than sixty small white towers, each taller than the other. The shortest and smallest tower is like the tip of a department store building.

B Well, well! Also the smallest?

A Hey!

B Oops!

A There are more than 70 pavilions. The pavilions are full of alabaster stone seats and glass bricks! The bottom of the pavilions are covered with silver and gold. The two sides of the crane and deer are full of real gold.

B ho!

A Horns of emerald, eyes of cat's eye, tail of Gui Tuo. The crescent river, the stone bridge of alabaster. The goldfish and silver fish in the river are better than a donkey, and that toad seedling is as big as a camel.

B!

A It's a joke.

B Well! This one.

A Have you ever seen a goldfish?

B Have you ever seen a goldfish?

A Don't you want to see goldfish in the garden?

B You have to see them.

A How big is it?

B There's one in every garden. It's this big.

A Where?

B Beihai Park.

A How big is it?

B Zhongshan Park.

A This one, how big is it?

B This is the biggest!

A Playing with fish? Playing with this? Fish? Fish fry? For nothing? I don't even want it.

B Yes?

A Ma's family is playing with fish, do you want that?

B How big is your fish?

A How big is it? How big? Do the math! You see the table?

B The table.

A It's this big.

B How big is it?

A Hey! Goldfish. A goldfish. A tigerfish, a tigerfish, a blue pom-pom fish, a red pom-pom fish, a flower shellfish, a flower book fish, a big cuttlefish. Cuttlefish, get it?

B Cuttlefish? The black one?

A Black, little donkey-like, little black donkey-like.

B Oh, this fish is so big?

A A. It's a goldfish!

B Where did you raise it? Where did you raise it?

A Fish tank.

B A fish tank? How big is it?

A How big? Glass block. Thin glass? Thin glass? What kind of aquarium is that? Glass block, big thick glass block, fish tank! I brought it from a foreign country.

B How big is this?

A how big ah! Well, you do the math! Have you seen the "Democracy 10"?

B "Democracy 10", fire wheel?

A Ah.

B Tianjin runs to Dalian.

A Right, "Democracy 10".

B I know.

A That ship was in my fish tank.

B. Well, the Democracy 10! "The Democracy 10 was in your fishbowl?

A Hey.

B Oops, how did that get in there.

A Crane! A crane!

B Oh, the crane.

A Let's give it a spin and see how long it takes. It's for fun. I brought it to a foreign country. The foreigners gave me a ten feet eight case, gave my family a ten feet eight case, a foot thick, the whole piece, ivory.

B ho, how big it is.

A The French gave me a cowhide, which is open, five miles, no seams, the whole.

B How big is your cow?

A The Swiss gave me a clock for my house, a big clock for the table, a wooden one.

B It's a clock, it's all wood.

A All wood? That's the case, the case is wooden, and this, even the parts inside, are completely wooden, the whole wooden clock.

B. Huh?

A It's not wound, it's not electrified, it's always running. Enough to beat the clock. When the door of the watch opened, a wooden man came out. The wooden man, so tall, with a small gong in this hand and a gong hammer in this hand, came out! "Dangdang!" A hand, with talking - "Two o'clock!"

B Yeah! Yes, it's a good thing!

A Enough for three o'clock! "Dang, dang, dang" - "Three o'clock!"

B Ho, yes!

A If you want it, I'll give it to you!

B No, I don't want it!

A Take it and play with it.

B No, I don't have room.

A It's okay. You think I'm good enough?

B I do.

A Hey, do you want to be friends?

B Yes, yes.

A You can come to my house and stay there for a few days.

B I will visit you when I have time.

A What do you mean by "have time"? You're too busy! I'll pick you up in my car! Come here and have fun, and take a few on the way out.

B No, I don't want to! I don't want a few!

A I'm a good friend! I don't like me?

B I don't hate you.

A. But honestly, are you tired of me?

B No, I'm not tired of it.

A Really?

B Really.

A I'm a good friend. A lot of my friends have asked me to take some money. I'm not sure how to solve the problem of how to feed the people in the disaster areas. I said, that's a good thing to do? Open a few congee factories. The people eat food.

B You listen.

A What is this? It's enough to get a month's interest! There are only a few people, about 100,000 people, eating!

B Does this mean you want to give alms?

A We don't do that! Don't say that! I don't have any alms.

B You don't have to talk about it.

A We don't count it as charity. How dare we use the word "alms"? We don't count! I can't help it, the rich family has stinking meat, the tired family has no food for the next night, the pottery has fat meat, the stable has fat horses, the people are starving to death, there are starving corpses in the wild, this is the rate of the beasts to eat the people also. Zeng Zi said, "You cannot satiate a man without knowing that he is hungry."

B This is also what Zeng Zi said?

A Hey, hey! Porridge factory, porridge factory.

B How much millet would it take to open a congee factory for 100,000 people?

A What are you doing with the millet? Can you get enough millet porridge?

B Then what to eat?

A Three meals a day: fried noodles in the morning and beef stew in the afternoon.

B At night?

A Dumplings in the evening!

B This is a porridge factory? I'm sorry!

A The beef comes with the portion, eat it! There's not enough to go around. I'm standing here watching. Eat more and you'll be blessed. I'm not going to be able to do that! I was so happy.

B.

A I am happy.

B When you're done, you can go home and eat your food.

A How do you know? What do you care? I'm happy to do it! I'll eat my food, what can you do about it?

B What am I going to do to you?

A What can you do about me?

B I'm not sure what to do with the beef stew.

A I love eating dumplings.

B The stew and pancakes are great!

A What are you going to do to me? You touch me?

B The fight is coming!

A I love to eat dumplings.

B Then you eat it!

A I'm willing to! It's none of your business.

B Why don't you eat beef?

A Look, just eat the dumplings. I don't eat meat. I don't eat meat.

B Why don't you eat it?

A I am good! I have a soft heart. I'll kill the calf and the lamb with one stroke of the knife! Eat? I can't bear it. May not hurt is also in the people forgive also, see the cattle not see sheep also, gentleman's Yu beast also! See its life can not bear to see its death, hear its voice can not bear to eat its meat, is a gentleman far from the kitchen

also. Zeng Zi said ......

B You wait a moment, you stand still! I can't say anything good anymore!

A Every day, you have to eat like this. Three meals a day, and even more on New Year's Day! Would you like to celebrate the holidays?

B Yes!

A Do you want to celebrate the New Year?

B, yes.

A What about those who don't have money for the holidays? Give him something. Take it away! Eat at home.

B Oh, this is the usual food. There's a special supply for holidays and New Year's.

A Yes.

B Ouch! The first of these three festivals is the May Festival.

A The first of these three festivals is the May Festival. The first of these three festivals is the May Festival!

B Fifty?

A Fifty dumplings per person, regardless of age. Each person gets a share. Take it away! Eat!

B One or two?

A One or two dumplings? The Ma family dumplings?

B Oh, one for two?

A Who cares?

B Yo? How big is it?

A Thirty jujubes in each dumpling.

B Ah? Thirty dates per dumpling?

A Hey, I'll watch the package.

B Plus the rice, this game?

A Hey, no less than one date, each dumpling must be thirty dates.

B Well! What else?

A Half a catty of red cherries, half a catty of white cherries, half a catty of black and white mulberries, and fifty ba-da apricots are also given. Twenty yellow and white dumplings, twenty hibiscus dumplings, a basket of cilantro, a basket of peppercorns, and ten roses. Two handfuls of calamus, two handfuls of mugwort, one or two vermilion sand, one or two male yellow, three zhang talisman, two Wenwu judge, ten pieces of five blessed meat and potatoes, three hanging gourds, and five pounds of white flour, one catty of shochu, one can of rice vinegar, five pounds of yellow fish, stinking and still manage to change.

B Hey! I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that. I'm sorry!

A No matter adults or children, each person ah. That's good.

B This is the May Festival, but what about the August Festival?

A August? Mooncakes!

B Yes, yes, mooncakes.

A We'll give each of you two mooncakes.

B Two taels each?

A Two taels? Six pounds each.

B What? Six catties each.

A Six catties is a small one in our house.

B Where is it?

A The Ma family's mooncakes are more than thirty pounds! It's so big and thick! You can't even break it, you have to hit it with a hammer! "Dang! Dang! Dang." Smashed.

B smashed! Steamed in a cage, right! This is a bean cake!

A I said bean cake? It's a mooncake as big as a bean cake.

B What kind of mooncake is that big?

A It's custom-made. The mooncakes are made by Ma's family. Try the filling, you see, you taste it!

B No, it's not! It's not right! What else is there?

A Yours is the same as yours. Is Ma's the same as yours?

B What variations?

A The Ma family calls this mooncake "shifu".

B How?

A It's just a matter of what you want to eat. If you want to eat something, it's up to you to talk, and when you talk, it changes. "Ho, this big mooncake, how nice, it's filled with white sugar." A break! Hey, white sugar filling hey, really delicious. Two bites, I'm tired of it! "Hey, the date paste is good!" Break again! The sugar is all gone, full of date paste.

B Hey! This is good?

A "Date paste is delicious! Oh, the south, coconut filling, we can not eat here!" And again! Coconut filling. Do you believe me when I say it's changed? If not, I'll scold you!

B believe! I do!

A What kind of mooncake is this?

B What changed?

A Whose house is it?

B Whose house is it? The Ma family.

A How do you know?

B You just taught me.

A Yes. Yes, that's right! Mooncakes. Two large mooncakes for each person.

B What else?

A also give ten tap-red, ten tap-white, one catty of meat mooncake, one catty of vegetarian mooncake; fresh fruits for a hall: five apples, five peaches, five pomegranates, five persimmons, five duck pears, ten betel, ten fruit, ten white pears, half a catty of grapes, two catty of small jujubes, a watermelon, a handful of cockle flowers, three mooncakes for the Palace of the Moon, one letter of incense, a pair of waxes, and one and a half catty of river crabs, large umbilical cords, and one and a half catty of rice cakes. Crab, large umbilical cord, live! The first time I saw this, it was a very good thing that I was there.

B Oh ...... ah? This crab is hanging, eight and a half pounds?

A Hey, it's customized.

B Oh,......? The crab is also customized?

A not customized, custom ...... fished!

B Where can I find them?

A In our river, the toads are like camels.

B Yes, yes, yes, yes! There are toads in your river.

A Eat this on August Day.

B This is the August Festival. It's the New Year!

A The New Year's Eve is a time for congee on the eighth day of the month.

B Ah? The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on some of the most popular products in the world.

A Sugar melons for the stove! On the twenty-third day of the Lunar New Year, we have it all!

B All of it?

A Hey!

B What do you give on Lunar New Year's Eve?

A On the third day of the Lunar New Year, you'll get it all! I'll take all the money, even for the stove. It's a busy time of year.

B Yes?

A The congee is given even to those who offer it.

B What do they give?

A It's porridge, Laha congee! Rice! Take it! One for each person. Each person is given one catty of river rice, one catty of yellow rice, one catty of barley rice, four taels of diamond-horn rice; half a catty of green beans, half a catty of red cowpeas, half a catty of small beans, one catty of raw chestnuts, two catty of jujubes, half a catty of walnuts, four taels of icing sugar, two catty of white sugar, two taels of roses, two taels of muxu, two taels of green threads, two taels of red threads, two taels of raisins, two taels of guiyuanmeat, thousands of sheets of paper, yuanyuanbao, one sheet of wax, one sheet of burnt hangings, one-half catty of southern sugar, one catty of guandong sugar, five sugar melons, and ten sugar congee. The first one is a pair of sugar cookies, five sugar melons, ten sugar cookies, a handful of fried beans, a sour noodle fire, plus a handful of grass, and a cup of cold water for each person - cold water is all right.

B Cool water? I'm not sure how much I'm going to be able to afford it, but I'm going to be able to afford it!

A That's right, it's the annual break.

B How much did you give up this year?

A That's not all. I don't think you can just count it at the end of the year.

B Oh, you'll give it back at the end of the year?

A What do you mean by "return"? If you follow the path, you will be able to choose and keep the good! If you give up halfway, you will not have enough strength!

B Right.

A Zeng Zi said, "One sheep is also a drive, two sheep is also a release!"

B Okay, here we go again! What did Zeng Zi say?

A The words are all Zeng Zi's ...... Hey, one sheep is also a drive, two sheep is also a release! Legs are wooden, hanging numb! Noo noo, hit the big gong! ...... This is all what Zeng Zi said. Year break.

B What does the year break give?

A year break? A five-foot-high offering of honey. Each person gives a five-foot-high offering of honey, a secret offering.

B I know.

A great honey offering! An offering, Beijing Zhengmingzhai customized!

B Yes.

A Crispy and sticky! It's delicious!

B Hey!

A Bring up your big appetite. We'll give each of you a bowl of honey.

B What else?

A What else? Give fresh fruit for a hall, vegetarian for a hall, ghee moon cake for a hall, noodle fresh for a hall, the same before the king of the stove three bowls, a pair of heavy vegetarian dun, a pair of big double package, a pair of small red package, the above * * * six halls; for the bowl of twenty-eight, for the flowers for the six halls, red pomegranate flowers, five, sacrificed to the God of Wealth a piece of mutton. Outside to a handful of red head rope, a packet of New Year's rice fruit, outside the hanging lamp money, a cushion, five spring pairs of children, the street door to the door, the house door to the door, the Buddha in front of the pair, the God of Wealth to the God of the stove to, the word of blessing, the word of Buddha, the crossword, Doo Fang children. "Five spring strips, two dusters, a bunch of incense, a cymbal helmet, and a Zao Wang niche, are used to celebrate the joy of going out and seeing the joy of looking up. Ten red lanterns, ten white lanterns, ten yellow lanterns, thirty sheets of hanging satin, and a stone door god. One sheet for the government, one sheet for heaven and earth, one sheet for the God of Fortune, and one ten feet for the popular pair. A God of Fortune orientation list, a constitutional book, a red lamp, ten knives burning paper, ten hemp Jing'er, ten hemp Leizi, five two kicks, three hangs of the southern whip, a high incense, an incense, ten plates of incense, a box of white vegetarian ingots, two two pancreases, two two popcorns, ten sheets of red cotton, two boxes of powder, a pot of cinnamon oil, two hundred pounds of smoky coal, one hundred pounds of hard coal, fifty pounds of briquettes, ten pounds of charcoal, 200 pounds of chopped wood, Two hundred catties of white flour, three liters of high white rice, two catties of green beans, two catties of green soybeans, ten large steamed buns, one hundred small steamed buns, two catties of yellow rice cakes, two catties of white rice cakes, two catties of bee cakes, one hundred piles of rice cakes, five catties of beef, five catties of mutton, a pair of pheasants, a pair of wildcats, a piece of dough, a piece of venison, two fat hens, a duck, a Guandong chicken, two hundred catties of cabbages, two hundred catties of pickled cabbage, ten handfuls of spinach, two bundles of leeks, Two catties of carrots, one bundle of parsley, two catties of yam, one catties of water bamboo shoots, ten pieces of dried incense

er, ten pieces of dried vegetables, half a catty of jellyfish, ten chickens, five pineapples, five ducks, two catties of black and yellow sauce, four taels of sesame sauce, half a catty of jaundice, half a catty of salted carrots, a package of soy sauce, four taels of brine shrimp oil, a jar of Lapa vinegar, a packet of peppercorns, a

packet of Chinese spices, a packet of five-spice noodles, a package of red currant, five pounds of eight pieces of children, two hundred vegetarian snacks, and a deck of cards.

B Hey! I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that!

A This day open the door to pick the cost of more than two billion ah!

B Yes, more than two billion dollars.

A This morning, I sold my jacket and ate the tofu brain.

B Ah?

A cough, I plan to be so willing, but I have not yet become rich!

B Not rich ah?