Grenade, not real (CPB essence)

999, neither Piyanping nor cold medicine (Dior)

Pepper, not food (Barbie brown deep cleansing and moisturizing granules)

Pork belly, not pork (hourglass soft and bright face blush)

TF, not TFBOY (lipstick)

American Dabao, not a real Dabao (Clinique)

Ex-boyfriend, not a real ex (SK2 skin care mask)

Small scissors, not scissors at home, (the key to CPB skin)

MAC, not a computer, ()

Carved cards, not washing powder (Dior)

Sweet hooves are not for eating or feeding pigs.

Xiaosan, don't cheat with a third party (three niche brands)

Perfect tonic, not soup (Filoga glossy mask)

Green snot (Paula Jane chooses the source of the earth for purification)

YSL, not the name of the actor who plays the sketch, (it's from Yang Shulin, and it can be "thinner")

White bandage, not for medical use (Helena Rubinstein skin rejuvenation and soothing cream)

Black bandage, not the stage of Taekwondo (Helena Rubinstein's vivid face repair soothing night cream)

Animals, not cats and dogs (Jaguar, BMW, Porsche, Ferrari, Lamborghini)

Chimonanthus praecox, not plum blossom (the mystery of sea blue)

Braised eggs are not food or eggs (from Lu Dan).

Kill the rabbit, don't hit it, knock out its teeth (SK-II).

Big grapes, not fruits (Otili)

Hen, not (Muji)

724, not a number (Kiehl's)

440, not a number (Ashley)

Ou Niangniang is not the emperor's favorite concubine (L 'Oreal).

The above can be used as the first choice of major festivals, the gospel of otaku straight man. Remember these and you won't be afraid to kneel.

Grandma Xiang: Chanel;

Ex-boyfriend: SK-2 hydrating whitening mask, also called ex-boyfriend mask, makes ex-boyfriend regret breaking up with you;

Yang Shulin: Yves Saint Laurent YSL；;

Xu Sanduo: Shiseido Shiseido;

Bullet: lipstick of charm MAC;

Golden hoop stick: SK-2 Golden Diamond Essence Dew;

Small scissors: CPB (brand logo looks like scissors);

Grenade: CPB muscle bottom essence;

Red kidney: Shiseido Beauty Essence;

Dead rabbit: sk-2;

Radish diced: Christian Louboutin, known as the queen's scepter, Hermes in lipstick, nearly 1,000 yuan;

E-pie: elegant face-lifting honey powder cake;

Small light bulb: SK-2 colored diamond White Essence Dew, the king of whitening essence;

Lambskin: Givenchy HD lambskin lipstick;

Small fat ding: Armani Armani small fat ding matte liquid lip glaze;

Red bottle: SK-2 multi-element cream;

Small brown bottle: Estee Lauder small brown bottle essence;

Small purple bottle: Deco Cosme Decorte moisturizing muscle bottom liquid;

724: Ke Yan's Ke Yan's, also called Ke Yan's before;

Kuala Lumpur: Kuala Lumpur eye shadow of NARS;

Pencil: Clinique; ;

Sculpture: Dior Dior;

Donkey brand: Louis Vuitton Louis Vuitton;

Chimonanthus praecox: LA MER, the mystery of the blue ocean, a brand of women's skin care;

Climax: NARS blushes;

Braised eggs: Serge Lutens； from Lu Dan (a niche salon perfume brand);

It is not easy to organize. Leave a comment if you find it useful ~

Don't! You will be more beautiful than your best friend! There are surprises at the end of the article!

Straight men are always puzzled by the endless nouns of some girls, such as lambskin, red bottle and small brown bottle, which are unheard of. Who invented these words? Faced with his girlfriend's coquetry request, he was at a loss. Here, I will introduce the unfamiliar boys and girls to you one by one, and look at the nicknames of those high-end brands.

Grandma Xiang: Chanel, a famous brand, is known to most people.

Ex-boyfriend: SK-2 hydrating mask makes your ex-boyfriend regret it after applying it, so it is better than ex-boyfriend mask.

Yang Shulin: Yves Saint Laurent YSL, YSL's lipstick is very famous. Maybe some people can't understand the plot of a small lipstick with hundreds of dollars. However, a YSL lipstick is always missing from a girl's desk.

Xu Sanduo: Shiseido Shiseido, a famous Japanese cosmetics brand.

Bullet: charm MAC lipstick, without bullet MAC lipstick, you are embarrassed to say that you are a lipstick control.

Golden hoop stick: SK-2 Golden Diamond Essence Dew, 150ML, the price is more than 2,000, which is a lady's choice.

Scissors: CPB, just because the brand logo is shaped like a pair of scissors.

Grenade: CPB muscle bottom essence.

Red Kidney: Shiseido Beauty Essence. The red bottle is a little bent, you know.

Dead rabbit: SK-2, homophonic, as everyone knows.

Radish diced: Christian Louboutin, the queen's scepter, the queen in lipstick, each sells for thousands of dollars.

E-pie: The Happy Face Powder of Elegance Family.

Small light bulb: SK-2 colored diamond White Essence Dew, the best in whitening essence dew.

Lambskin: Givenchy high-definition lambskin lipstick, because this series of lipsticks are mostly wrapped in sheepskin, which is too foreign.

The rest is that Ding is Armani's Ding matte liquid lip glaze, the red bottle is SK-2 multi-element cream, the small brown bottle is Estee Lauder's small brown bottle Revlon, and the small purple bottle is cosme decorte moisturizing muscle base liquid. 724 stands for Kiel's, formerly Kiel's, Kuala Lumpur is NARS Kuala Lumpur eye shadow, the pencil is Clinique, and the carved card is Dior Dior. The donkey brand is Louis Vuitton, and wintersweet is the mystery of LA MER's sea blue. The climax is the blush of a nap, and the braised egg is Serge Lutens of Lu Dan.

There is no love for the cat-like life. It takes a lot of effort to list so many nouns. I have a cramp in my hand. I probably read these words. After reading the whole article, I saw that the price has gone up a lot. If I can do them all again in my lifetime, my life will probably be complete.