1. When I wish to receive a red envelope, I open it and write another one.

2. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What's more, a garlic a day can drive everyone away.

3. The strongest triangle shape in mathematics is precisely the most fragile relationship emotionally.

4. Some people don't even know their neighbors, but they are extremely concerned about whether there are aliens in the world.

5, provoke the wolf to provoke the tiger, don't provoke my little princess.

6. I can tear my heart out in love, or I can go dry and crisp!

7. No one knows whether you are doing well or not, but as soon as you gain weight, everyone will know.

8. Don't fall in love with me. You are hypocritical. Let's get married if you can.

9. It doesn't matter if you are unfamiliar. Just call me Fairy.

1. A lovely child like me will lose if you don't.

11. A woman who can't cry is a monster, and a woman who can only cry is a waste.

12. I'm in a bad mood today. I just want to say four sentences, including the first two. I'm done.

13. When I became a swan, you were still an egg.

14. We are best friends. I will give you a hand when you fall, but wait for me to finish laughing.

15. I don't want to miss you like this. I just want to sleep with you.

16. How can I take care of everyone's feelings? I can't take care of my own mood.

17, want to fall in love, stop me quickly.

18. If I meet you, I need to spend all my luck. Please stay away from me. I want to make money by luck. Thank you.

19. I have been single for a long time, let alone unscrew the bottle cap. I can unscrew the fire hydrant.

2. What should I do if the object message is too slow? I'll be back soon.

21. Hey, turn on the front camera of your mobile phone. My wife is trapped inside.

22. I hope you have a sweet dream. I mean dreaming about me.

23. Be a carefree foodie, and be a fool with no attachments.

24. Later, I finally realized that the most precious feelings never need to be held in the palm of my hand.

25, take me away, I am easy to raise.

26. Time will change the way you and I look, but it can't change the way I love you.

27. I am like a fly lying on the glass. I have a bright future, but I can't find a way out.

28. Give me the bear in your arms. If you can't bear it, you can give it to me, too.

29. How to transfer the money from my brain to the bank card and wait online? Urgent!

3. You have your boyfriend and I have my little brother, not very handsome, but many.

31. Toss a coin: Heads go online, tails go to bed, and get up and do your homework.

32. The stars are shining tonight, and my heart is full of love for you.

33. Since you have no ability to give me the future, how can you have the courage to say forever?

34. Every day, I am in a state where my heart is full and my sleep is insufficient, my intelligence is insufficient, and my heart is full and my balance is insufficient.

35. I won't bend over if I lose money in the sky, because even pies won't fall in the sky, let alone money.

36, childe, there's plenty of time, and this girl will win your heart sooner or later.

37. You asked me why I didn't go out to play. It's nonsense. If I had money, you wouldn't even see my shadow.

38. Create your life with your own hands and realize your dream of life with hard sweat.

39. What is mine is mine, and it's either my fight or mine.

4. Self-cultivation of girls taking photos in the sun: take only one selfie out of 3,.

41. When I have money, let's buy two lollipops, one for you to watch me eat and the other for you to eat.

42. I want to live in my brother's fish pond and break through my brother's heart.

43. I want to go to the movies with my date on Tanabata. What good date do you recommend?

44. It turns out that everlasting love is just a misunderstanding.

45. Being my boyfriend, I will protect you and won't let my other boyfriends find you.

46. I can cook all kinds of instant noodles. Would you consider marrying me?

47. Who hasn't got a musical instrument these days? I backed out and played well.

48. Those who love me will get rich, while those who don't love me will move bricks.

49. Taking a math test is like being a doctor. Anyway, the first sentence is that I tried my best.

5. I think you are cute, so you are cute, and everything related to you is cute.

51. I want to touch porcelain, and I want to be planted on you all my life and not get up.

52. God closed a door for you, and then went to wash and sleep.

53. Behind a successful man, there must be a great woman, and behind a successful boss, there must be a group of unlucky employees.

54. Since you can't be a lovely person, be a hateful person.

55. When I get up every day, I have to perform with my beloved quilt: a drama of heart-abuse, body-abuse, and love-abuse, in which you cling to death and cling to me, and you are reluctant to go.

56. Every time after quarreling with others, I don't know how to scold until I lie in bed.

57. Nowadays, boys are too bad. They are whiter, taller and more beautiful than girls, and they compete with girls for boyfriends.

58. I haven't been normal since I met you.

59. Everyone will encounter a heavy rain in his life. If you are caught in the rain, I hope someone will hold an umbrella for you. If not, I hope you have the mood to listen to the rain.

6. I have spicy strips and wine, so I asked if you would come with me.

61. There are many such miracles in life. Things that seem more difficult than going to heaven can sometimes be achieved easily. The difference lies in extraordinary beliefs.

62. Don't use honey traps on me in the future, or I'll play along.

63. I hope that one day, we can become strangers again, and I will get to know you again. See how I can kill you.

64. Now the advertisement is really a bitch. My mother can become my sister by drinking Yili.

65. Every time I say that I will never talk to you again, don't believe me. Do I look like a principled person?

66. Some people make you feel distressed seriously, and some people make your teeth ache because they are not flat.

67. envy those who can be around you, unlike me, only in your heart.

68. If you say one more word, I will steal your heart.

69. What I value most about boys is talent. Looks don't matter, just handsome.

7. If you are dissatisfied with what you have now, you may not be happy when you have more. If you want to be happy, don't let yourself be listless.

71. God treats me unfairly. I eat the cat's food every day, but it makes me have the body shape of a pig.

72. If no one in the world wants you, you must remember that there is still me and I don't want you.

73. The most romantic thing I can think of is that you pay for my food.

74. A wise man doesn't talk in secret. I like you.

75. Life needs a little softness, such as big breasts.

76, life advice, raise a lovely me.

77. It's the first time we meet. We are still strangers. Please call me wife first.

78. I'm really tired of living. Please love me directly.

79. I'm sorry for liking you without permission.

8. I often wet the quilt when I was a child, and I often cry when I grow up.

81. From now on, keep a low profile and mystery, and never mention your loveliness and beauty.

82. Don't panic when your life is unhappy. Look at your wallet and savings, just cry.

83. I don't like you, like a neighbor who ate pepper and got numb next door.

84. I hope you can smash a bag of snacks in my face, just for such a simple and rude friendship.

85. When I came home from college holiday, my mother cooked me a good dish. My father: Let go of eating and make yourself at home!

86. You are not my Cosmetic Contact Lenses, so why should I put you in my eyes? Tik Tok online celebrity classic dog licking copybook

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1. Treasure! I called you, and you finally answered. I heard your voice, and you said your feet hurt. I think you must be very uncomfortable. There is also a man on the phone who says "come and change your posture". You must be doing physical therapy. It hurts so much. I look forward to your early recovery! Bao loves you!

2. Bao! Don't look for me in the dog market in the future. I ran out of the dog licking cage. If you miss me, come to the seafood market to find me. I am working as a fish there now, but the garage is digging me up and wants me to be a spare tire.

3. Why can't I see your circle of friends? Did you put me in your family group? It turns out that I am as important as your family, and you are also my important person and my treasure. Bao, I love you so much. Our love really goes both ways? .

4. I finished eating a five-catty watermelon and didn't wait to reply to my message. I think it's not that you don't like me enough, but that the watermelon is not big enough.

5. as long as you turn around, I'll be there.

6. They said that friends circle blocked my family, and then I found that you blocked me, so you already regarded me as family. I love you even more

7. Don't look for me in the dog market in the future. I don't lick dogs anymore. If you miss me, look for me in the seafood market. If the seafood market is not found, I will go to the garage to see if sometimes I am a spare tire there. If the garage doesn't have it, I will go to the grassland to see if I am a cow and horse there.

8. I beat him up as soon as I heard it. My mind was full of you. He actually said that my head was broken. He said that you were bad. I won't allow others to say that you are not good at all.

9. Pride and complacency are a terrible trap for us. Besides, this trap was dug by ourselves. -Lao She

1. When the child is born, my surname is

11. In ancient times, most scholars were all-rounders in civil and military fields, and Mercedes-Benz was able to kill the enemy heroically, while writing poems and poems depended on horses, which was a good example for us.

12. It's too late. I'm going to sleep, or I won't get up early tomorrow morning to buy you breakfast. By the way, your partner's share is still not spicy, right?

13. I sat by the window and sent you a message. You finally answered me. You said, "Are you bored with your mother?" I cried at once. The original effort really worked. You have already started to think about wanting to see my mother, right? My mother said that she likes you, too. [Tears are a little salty and wet, and you can't even see your face clearly].

15. Today, I had a headache and went to the hospital for examination. As a result, the doctor said that my brain was broken. As soon as I heard it, I beat him up. My mind was full of you. He actually said that my brain was broken. He said that you were broken! I won't allow others to say that you are not good at all

16. You just looked at me, but I played a movie in my mind

17. Yesterday I sent you a lot of messages as usual, and today you finally replied to me with five words, "Are you bored?" You start to care about whether I feel bored. I'm so touched and flattered. I don't feel bored. I won't feel bored if you scold me every day.

18. Your casual words will douse all my enthusiasm.

19. When the child is born, I take his last name.

2. Today, you deleted me, and I was lost in thought for a long time. I think there must be some meaning in this. It turns out that you are playing hard to get, and I don't think I love you enough. You have become more lovely without reason. I will stick to my love for you, so don't worry. I'll add you another number! Tik Tok and online celebrity's classic dog licking essay II

21. I don't care no matter what you do, as long as you don't ignore me. Remember to tell me when you are short of money. Oh, I love you

22. Bao, you never know when I love you the most, and you make my buckwheat pillow sprout

23. Good morning, good afternoon and good night.

24. I was going to tell you all the bad things that happened to me during your absence, but in the end, I just want to tell you that I miss you, I miss you very much, and I really miss you.

25. Do I ask to play today? You said fuck off. I think you must have me in your heart, but you told me to leave because I was too tired to walk, right? Love you more, my treasure.

26. Today, I asked you "Do you love me?" You told me "I love your mother." I couldn't help but get lost in thought. It turns out that you love me enough to even think about my mother. We will be long.

27. I was really happy when I was fished by you. Can you screen me when you are openly in love? I still want to be fished by you as before.

28. The way I talk to you repeatedly makes me sick.

29. I earned five dollars moving bricks today. Do you think I will give you all five dollars? No, I'll ask someone to lend you another 2 cents and send it to you

3. The artificially cultivated grass is neatly trimmed, just like green carpets.

31. I sent you a meal today, and you gave it to your girlfriend, saying that you made it yourself. Our things have begun to be separated from you and me. That's great. I love you more.

32. "Don't order takeout for me again!" "Bao, don't you like to eat? Tell me what you want to eat. I have a boyfriend! "Oh, does he add coriander to his share?"

33. After three days of cold war, you finally ignored me. You told me that it doesn't matter if you sent him a message and he didn't reply to you. Bao, I begged him to let him return a message to you, because I knew that if he didn't return it, I wouldn't receive it in my life. I got paid today, Bao. Guess how much I will give you for 25 yuan. Do you think I will only give you 2 yuan, leave 5 yuan for your own dinner, and I will give you all 25 yuan, because the factory provides food and shelter, and I will always love you Bao

34. I earned 5 yuan by picking up garbage today. You think I will give you 5 yuan, but you are wrong. I will lend 2 cents to make up 5.2 yuan for you.

36. It's so boring today. She seems to be playing a game. Under my tireless harassment, she finally replied: "nmsl". I think there must be something here.