The details are as follows:

Nan Nan: (wipe the table).

Song Xiaobao: Hahahahahaha, I miss you so much! Oops, I came home late during the Chinese New Year. It’s already 29 and I’m hungry. I’m looking for a noodle shop to eat some noodles. I remember that this restaurant used to be called Dachengzi Noodle House, but now it is called Sea Cucumber Noodle House. It has been upgraded, automatically upgraded, and the quality has been improved. It may make money. Go in and take a look.

Nan Nan: Welcome.

Song Xiaobao: Uh-huh.

Nan Nan: Brother, what do you want?

Song Xiaobao: It’s cold winter, so don’t rush to order. Let’s warm ourselves up first. Is there any tea?

Nan Nan: There is tea.

Song Xiaobao: Is it free?

Nan Nan: Free.

Song Xiaobao: Two pots of Longjing.

Nan Nan: No.

Song Xiaobao: Maojian is fine too.

Nan Nan: There are edamame.

Song Xiaobao: How about soaking edamame? What kind of cuisine?

Nan Nan: The noodles are thin and can be stretched very thin.

Song Xiaobao: You kid, you said that before I was full, I asked you to make me angry first. What are the features?

Nan Nan: Fried noodles with sea cucumber.

Song Xiaobao: Are sea cucumbers serious sea cucumbers?

Nan Nan: Sea cucumber is a sea cucumber, I don’t know if it’s serious or not.

Song Xiaobao: Hahahahahaha (laughing), you kid (laughing), from the Chinese Lines Network, oops, sea cucumber is serious or not (laughing), I don’t know (laughing). Stop making trouble, stop making trouble, go and have a bowl of sea cucumber fried noodles.

Nan Nan: A bowl of sea cucumber fried noodles.

Tian Wa: Okay.

Song Xiaobao: Do ??you charge for pickles?

Nan Nan: A plate of pickles costs five yuan.

Song Xiaobao: What is free?

Nannan: small condiment.

Song Xiaobao: Peanuts, soy sauce, vinegar, right?

Nan Nan: Yes.

Song Xiaobao: Is there any charge for horseradish?

Nannan: No charge.

Song Xiaobao: Come on.

Nan Nan: Where can you eat noodles with horseradish?

Tian Wa: Here, a plate of sea cucumber fried noodles. Come on, sir, please use it slowly.

Song Xiaobao: Just wait a moment. Eating noodles with horseradish is a new fashion, and I want to lead it.

(Bring up the fried noodles) Wait, what kind of fried noodles?

Tian Wa: Fried noodles with sea cucumber.

Song Xiaobao: Are you playing? ah?

Tian Wa: What happened?

Song Xiaobao: Where is the sea cucumber? There are only fried noodles, but where are the sea cucumbers? Lost it? Is it out of the pot? Let you make it? Sea cucumber fried noodles, give me a perfect explanation.

Tian Wa: What’s the explanation?

Song Xiaobao: Sea cucumber fried noodles, where’s the sea cucumber?

Tian Wa: My name is sea cucumber, and I fried the noodles. Perfect?

Song Xiaobao: Extremely perfect. Show me the menu. Who are you trying to scare? Where is it?

(After reading the menu) Can I choose not to eat that?

Tian Wa: No. Our store has regulations and orders cannot be returned.

Nan Nan: Yes.

Song Xiaobao: I can’t return it, can I exchange it?

Tian Wa: That’s okay.

Song Xiaobao: It’s too dry, so I’ll use a bowl for soup.

Tian Wa: OK. Change the fried noodles to soup noodles, here you go.

Song Xiaobao: Are you ready for the horseradish?

Nan Nan: Yes.

Song Xiaobao: Let’s change the noodle soup. Get some water. Flower tea? Just fill it up with scented tea, then pick it up!

Tian Wa: Come on, noodle soup.

Song Xiaobao: Here comes the noodle soup, horseradish. So stingy. Then just squeeze them all in. That's fine. Just be proud of it, you don’t know. What are you looking at?

Tian Wa: This is the first time I’ve seen it eaten like this, so I’ll learn from it.

Song Xiaobao: Hey, your surname is Hai?

Tian Wa: Yeah.

Song Xiaobao: Your name is Sea Cucumber.

Tian Wa: Yeah

Song Xiaobao: Don’t you have an old sister named Kelp?

Nan Nan: How do you know my name?

Song Xiaobao: Hahahaha (laughing)

Tian Wa: My sister.

Song Xiaobao: Is your father’s name Haiyizi? Hahahaha (laughing).

(Eating noodles in big mouth)

Tian Wa: Are you holding on? Come on, let's use a garlic clove to relieve the pain. It's called fighting poison with poison.

Song Xiaobao: Oh, (eat noodles in a big mouth).

Tian Wa: This is, this is really hungry. How does it taste?

Song Xiaobao: (coughing) Choking. Oh my God!

Nan Nan: Horseradish instant noodles.

Song Xiaobao: Oops, I’m sweating. Okay, it’s almost done. It comes from the Chinese Lines Network. I won’t talk to you anymore. Let’s go. I'm almost done. I have a lot of things to do and I'm still busy.

Nan Nan: Brother, why didn’t you give me the money?

Song Xiaobao: What money should I give?

Nannan: Money for noodle soup?

Song Xiaobao: What should I pay for the soup noodles in exchange for the fried noodles?

Nan Nan: Then you didn’t pay for the fried noodles?

Song Xiaobao: Why should I pay if you don’t eat the fried noodles?

Nannan: Just wait a moment. You have to pay for noodles.

Song Xiaobao: Do ??the math for her.

Tian Wa: He, he is right.

Nan Nan: He ate a bowl of noodles from our family without any money.

Tian Wa: Don’t be stubborn, what money do you want?

Nan Nan: Money for soup noodles.

Tian Wa: Didn’t tell me, I got fried noodles in exchange.

Nan Nan: He didn’t pay for the fried noodles either?

Tian Wa: Why should I pay him if he doesn’t eat the fried noodles?

Song Xiaobao: Right? You two take your time and figure it out, and I'll leave first.

Tian Wa: OK.

Nannan: I can’t leave.

Song Xiaobao: What are you doing?

Nan Nan: (Yelling) Boss, boss, someone is eating noodles without paying!

Song Xiaobao: Don’t, don’t do this, don’t call me boss.

Tian Wa: Just this matter, it won’t matter.

Creative background:

Song Xiaobao, whose real name is Song Baoli, was born on January 5, 1981. He is Zhao Benshan’s 32nd apprentice. He is a young actor in "Benshan Happy Camp" and appeared on Liaoning Satellite TV in 2011. During the Spring Festival Gala, she collaborated with master Zhao Benshan in the skit "Blind Date", which was a great success and won the audience's love.