2. Like a noodle, I jumped into the noodle soup bowl of life.

I want to hang myself with a whole noodle, but I can't even afford instant noodles. I'd better make do with it

I have tried to hang noodles, jump off a building with a parachute, hit my head with tofu and cut my pulse with potato chips.

5. Every foodie probably has untold sufferings. Block his mouth with food, just to prevent him from opening his mouth.

6. I have been crazy recently, and I have no money to buy big cakes, so I can only eat steamed bread. Flatten the steamed bread if you want to eat pie. If you want noodles, comb the steamed bread with a comb a few times.

7. I haven't heard from you for a long time, and I feel very distressed. I thought of death, and I cut my pulse with potato chips; Hit you on the head with tofu; Jump over buildings with parachutes; Noodles.

8. The green onion said: I am an innocent bachelor. Bamboo stick said: I am an unyielding single man. Noodles say: I am a bachelor who is soft at the sight of water. Chopsticks said: I am a well-informed bachelor.

9. When I walked into the rental house in Pan Zi, I saw a bowl of rotten and moldy noodles on the table. Chopsticks aside, a pile of moldy tofu in the bowl has completely turned black and dried.

10, I saw your pout when you lost your temper. I tried to bump tofu, hang myself with noodles, jump into a teacup and drown, but all failed. Now I am waiting for you to deal with me. Forgive me!

1 1, with bowl of beef noodles. Pale yellow noodles float in the reddish soup in the bowl, dotted with several large pieces of reddish-brown beef and green leaves. Red is green, and the visual effect is shocking.

12. Today is your birthday. I made you a bowl of longevity noodles. Every noodle has a kind of happiness. Finally, I poured a happy soup and put a happy fried egg. May you eat in your mouth and be beautiful in your heart. Happy birthday!

13. Today is your birthday. I made you a bowl of longevity noodles. Every kind of noodles has a pleasant side. Finally, I poured a happy soup and put a happy fried egg. May you eat in your mouth and be beautiful in your heart. Happy birthday!

14, I always thought happiness was like shoes. Do you know whether it is comfortable or not? No matter how big the brand is, it doesn't suit you, but it hurts just as much. * * The noodles cooked are just more delicious than the 100 pieces of noodles in the restaurant.

15, happiness is to see your smiling face when you are tired from work, to eat your hot noodles when you are hungry, and to have you by my side every Valentine's Day. Dear, Happy Valentine's Day!

16, it pains me every time I don't hear from you! I tried to hang myself with noodles, start with tofu, commit suicide with vitamins and jump off a building with a parachute, but I just couldn't die! I feel sick and want to eat KFC. You invited me!

17, you are tired after a day's work. I specially made a bowl of "love noodles" to entertain you. There are noodles made with heart, oil added with love, spices added with affection, and a soothing "poached egg" to drive away all your troubles and ensure that you eat well and sleep well! Good night, friend!

18, a bowl of noodles was forcibly pressed down and bumped into my stomach, poking around like a snake, but my cardia was closed and stomach acid made the snake's body thinner. In the bitter feeling, I heard that in the field 500 meters away, wheat seedlings spread their leaves, my fat cells were splitting and getting bigger, and my muscle fibers were getting thicker.

19. At that time, they stayed up late to do copywriting together, tied their hair together and stood in the sun together. Singles Day steals the same pair of chopsticks and eats a bowl of noodles in the canteen. After graduation, the whole dormitory was drunk and fell asleep. They lay on their sides, pretending to be asleep in tears. Later, he got married. He was the best man. The bride laughed at him for being stingy, but he still kept his single chopsticks in college, and the groom giggled. He cried and put a chopstick in his pocket.

20. At that time, they stayed up late to do copywriting together, tied their hair together and stood in the sun together. Singles Day steals the same pair of chopsticks and eats a bowl of noodles in the canteen. After graduation, the whole dormitory was drunk and fell asleep. They lay on their sides, pretending to be asleep in tears. Later, he got married. He was the best man. The bride laughed at him for being stingy, but he still kept his single chopsticks in college, and the groom giggled. He cried and put a chopstick in his pocket.

2 1. Even so, I don't know how many people envy this house. Because this house is really good: quiet, quiet, quiet, everything is regular and never chaotic. Maids, maids, chickens, dogs, pigs, horses and dead people are the same. What the dead have, you can have it in the grave. The dead eat noodles and the grave eats noodles. The dead have cars to sit on, and the graves have cars to sit on. The underworld is exactly the same as the dead, exactly the same.

22. Before and after Grain Rain, clusters of tender buds were drilled on Toona sinensis trees, which were the favorite "fresh goods" of Beijingers. Toona sinensis fried fish, Tofu Tofu, Toona sinensis beans, Toona sinensis scrambled eggs and Toona sinensis noodles are all mouth watering. I just picked all the buds, and in a few days they came out again, red and tender, so bright and lovely. Pick Toona sinensis! Dad took off the hook with a long pole, and the buds fell like raindrops. I put it in a plastic basin, and soon I filled a basin full and gave it to my neighbors and friends to taste in advance. Everyone praised it as tender and fragrant.