B: The two of us are partners
A: The following for you, is a traditional comedy called on the comic, the performer Jialing, thank you, this comedy.
B: What about me?
A: Aren't you here?
B: I'm here how you did not report me ah
A: hold? I'm not going to be able to get a good look at you. In front of all these people let me hug you ah?
B: What I'm saying is, when you announced the names of the actors, you didn't announce me
A: Oh, you're a comic, you still need to report it?
B: How fresh is it
A: Okay, okay, okay, okay, let's start again. Here's a traditional comedy for you, performed by Jialing and others
B: I've been waiting here for more than half a day, and I'm still waiting, no, how did it come to be me, it's changed to wait
A: Don't forget that I'm the comic and you're the funny one
B: I don't have a name for the comic
B: I have no name for the funny one
B: I don't have any names for the funny one
B: I don't have any names for the funny one.
A: Oh, you a comic, I put you a good comparison ah
B: Comparison from where?
A: You are a deaf ear - match, marrying a daughter-in-law to beat the streamer - hilarious
B: Let everyone listen to what this is called ah, there is a saying that the red flower needs a green leaf lining
A: You still green leaf it? A: I'm not sure if you're a good person, but I'm a good person.
B: No, if my leaf is a rotten leaf, then your flower is popcorn
A: Yo, you're a comic, dare to talk to a comic like this?
B: Aiya, we have a famous saying in the comedy world, it is called three parts comic and seven parts cupping, I hope I can encourage with you***
A: Three parts comic and seven parts cupping what does it mean ah
B: That is to say ah, you are a comic accounted for three percent, I am a comic ah accounted for seventy percent
A: To put it this way ah, we are a comedian accounted for 99.9 percent, you cupped comic accounted for 0.1 percent weak
A: We can say this, we are a comic 99.9 percent, you cupping comic accounted for 0.1% weak
B: still weak?
A: You are also a layer of distilled water
B: To talk like this, we have this comic accounted for 100%, you distilled water are not, you have nothing, you have nothing at all
A: No, how do you look like anxious?
B: I can not hurry so little look at me
A: that just do not joke with you it
B: joke ah
A: you can not go ah, I have to rely on this small red flower you this rotten vegetable leaves. I have to rely on you this big green leaves lining it
B: Oh, to say ah, today I am a big green leaves, must be a good set off you this popcorn.
A: Then let's continue to act
B: Act
A: But to act ah, can not act like just so
B: Ouch, that should be how to act it
A: That depends on the audience love to see ah
B: everyone love to see ah
A: Let me ask you ah, your family love to see ah
A: I ask you ah, you love to see ah
A: I ask you ah. What does your family love to watch?
B: Our family likes different things, my mother likes to watch romantic dramas, my father likes to watch martial arts movies, especially my daughter-in-law likes to watch Korean dramas, all different tastes are difficult to adjust
A: Not necessarily ah, let's in front of so many viewers and friends today, the scene adjusted a time, new and innovative, to satisfy all tastes of the friends
B: How can you satisfy ah
How to satisfy ah
A: We have a good idea of what we are looking for, but we are not sure if we are going to be able to find a good solution.
A: Let's make different versions of the story we just heard
B: What kind of versions are there
A: What did you say your mom likes to watch
B: Romance dramas, especially Qiong Yao's
A: Let's do a Qiong Yao version of the story
B: A Qiong Yao version of the story?
A: The Qiong Yao version can't be called a "bao teasing"
B: What should it be called?
A: It's called "Deeply Teased"
B: It sounds poetic, let's try it out, shall we?
A: Let's go back on the stage
B: Let's go
A: Let's go back on the stage
(Deeply Teased)
A: Wow, isn't that you, my brother?
B: Aren't you the sister?
A: Uh-huh
B: How did you get here
A: Yeah, I'm here to perform
B: What a coincidence, I'm here to perform too
A: But I'm a comic, you're a jokester
B: Isn't it important to be a jokester?
A: Please, don't argue with me, okay?
B: Not good anymore
A: Well, since this is the case, we might as well show our cards, on the stage I'm the little red flower, you're nothing but a piece of rotten leaves
B: What, you, how can you look like this, you can't look like this
A: How do I look like this
B: If I am a rotten leaf, you're popcorn
B: I'm a rotten leaf, you're popcorn. are popcorn
A: That's enough! I don't want you to lecture me, you bitch
B: What are you talking about, you're calling me a bitch? Wrong, I'm not a triple eight, not triple eight, it's triple seven, haven't you ever heard of the saying, three parts amusing and seven parts cupping
A: Why do you have to be at odds with me, why do you have to lie to your own conscience, and why can you only be a cupping comic?
B: Why why why, you say why
A: Well, I know, in your heart you always like to joke
B: Did I say that
A: Don't lie to yourself anymore, admit it or not, your eyes have already betrayed your heart, you know? But you like to joke, but it is only wishful thinking, because you do not deserve, you only deserve to be a comic
B: No, no, this is not true, you nonsense nonsense nonsense
A: calm down (knocked B down)
B: Wait wait wait, how you still hit people
A: No, this is not the Qiongyao version of the more melodramatic look
A: Qiong Yao, you for Qiong Yao mini make some sacrifices why can not ah
B: No, you this I am easy to hurt, do you have another version?
A: OK, what do you say
B: Then change the one that my dad loves to watch
A: What does he love to watch
B: Wuxia movies
A: Let's have a version of Jin Yong's "On Teasing"
B: Jin Yong's version of "On Teasing"? What should we call it?
A: It's called "Stage Heroes" (舞台英雄传之捧邪逗毒)
B: Yo, it doesn't sound easy to mess with, so let's see what it's like to be here
A: Back to the stage
B: Come on
(Iron Blood Dangsin Music Starts)
A: Who's that
B: Isn't it the head of the Funny Man Gang, the Warrior of the Funny Men
B: I thought who is the leader of the Funny Men Gang, the Warrior of the Funny Men Gang. p>
A: I thought who is it, it turns out to be the head of the comic gang, hold stinky feet warrior ah, what do you want to find me today
B: I heard that the master of the comic gang to our comic gang mouth bad, today I came to seek justice
A: good, this is what I said, in our martial arts, you guys are comic, only some of the door to Zodao, rotten leaves only, only our comic, only to be called the hero of the martial arts
A: I think it's good, this is what I said.
B: But someone asked me to bring you a word
A: What word?
B: Today's martial arts trend is three parts joke and seven parts praise, you comic gang is just outdated popcorn ah
A: Well wow, let me let this popcorn to teach you a lesson this rotten leaves
B: I can't imagine you are so heartless, I want to clean up for the martial arts today, please do it
A: Then don't blame me for not being courteous, I'm going to do it. 排山倒海(打倒乙)
乙：停停停
甲：怎么又停了啊
乙：我怎么老吃亏呢
甲：这个版本你也不乐意，你到底想怎么样？
B: You'll just have to change the version where I don't get beat up.
A: Let's change your daughter-in-law's favorite, the Korean drama version of the story
B: The Korean drama version of the story?
A: Yes
B: What should we call this one?
A: It's called My Savage Tease
B: No, I'm going to get beaten up again by this name, this is no good, you have to act like a lady in a Korean drama, I won't get beaten up anymore
A: OK, OK, OK, then please enjoy the Dae Jang Geum version of the The Tease, it's called Tease, Tease, Tease, Tease, Tease, Tease, Tease, Tease, Tease, Tease, Tease, Tease,
B: I think this is fine
A: Back on
A: The show
A: The show is back on.
B: Come
(Dajangjin music, the two Korean dance)
A B kneel down, A: # ￥ @ ......&
B: @ # you say Chinese ah, who understands ah this?
A: I'm a comic ~ ~
B: I'm a comic ~ ~
A: I'm a red flower ~ ~
B: I'm a green leaf ~ ~
A: You're a rotten leaf ~ ~
B: You're a popcorn ~ ~
(two people stood up)
B: Changjin, please remember three parts of the joke and seven parts of the hold
A: My lord, are you talking about three parts teasing and seven parts cupping? Are you talking about the legendary three points of amusement and seven points of praise?
B: Yes, Changjin, this is the legendary three-quarter teasing and seven-quarter cupping
A: Are you really talking about the legendary three-quarter teasing and seven-quarter cupping
B: Yes, Changjin, this is really the legendary three-quarter teasing and seven-quarter cupping
A: Is it really true, my lord, and why is it called the three-quarter teasing and seven-quarter cupping
B: Yes, Changjin, it is because it consists of three-quarter teasing and seven-quarter cupping. Because it's made up of three parts comic and seven parts cupping
A: I've never wanted to hurt any of the comedians, I've always been on my own path as a comic, but now I feel like I can't hold out any longer, I can't take it anymore. I can't stand it anymore. It's because of the comic thing again, and it's the person who is partnering with me, who sent me to this point, but sir, do you think it's okay to treat Changjin like this? Do you really think it's okay? Do you really think it doesn't matter? If you keep this up, I'm going to cut you off
B: You might as well cut me off, you're acting like this is worse than hitting me just now
A: Really? Is this true? Is it really hard for you? But what does this have to do with me?
B: I beg you, I can't take it anymore
A: Really? Is that true? You really, really can't take it anymore? But what does that have to do with me?
B: I'm not going to say this comedy, okay?
A: Really? I don't know what I'm talking about. You really, really don't do comedy anymore? But what does this have to do with me?
B: Help me
A: Do you want to die? I don't want to die. Is this true? Do you really want to die?
B: Really!
A: But what does that have to do with me?
Man I am a bird, a bird that looks like a man, but is definitely not a birdman ah this year is the Spring Festival Gala of the Year of the Rabbit, my name is Bugs Bunny, and my biggest dream is that I would like to be on the stage of the New Year's greetings, but my master, her dream, her dream always disturbed me, and she often dreams, and she always brings me with her when she dreams, and she does not allow me to say a word in her dreams, everyone, look, she is coming
Woman Hello, everyone, today I want to tell you a story about me, there is a story about me, and it's about my life. Today I'd like to tell you my story Some women like to dream, some chatter all the time, some are silly and naive, and I'm exactly the kind of woman who likes to dream and chatter all the time and is silly and naive I grew up as an ordinary girl when I was little, people called me the ugly duckling when I was young, when I grew up, people called me Cinderella, my nick name is Grey, oh, yeah, I've always dreamed of meeting the Prince Charming of my heart, and finally one day, I had a chance, I brought my little red hat with me. That day, I put on my red hat and crystal shoes and went to a banquet held by the prince, and my dancing finally impressed him, but when I looked up, it was 12 o'clock in the middle of the night, and my mother told me to go back before midnight, taxiing to my house, and because of my haste, I had lost one of my crystal shoes, but I had to change my shoes, and I had to change my shoes! My shoes ~ ~ ~ what should I do Fortunately, the prince scissors my shoes In order to find me, the prince asked all the girls in the country to try on the shoes After watching the layers of auditions and the final selection, I finally got what I wanted to win the overall champion So the prince took me into the palace But after entering the palace, I realized that the prince was not interested in me at all Really I feel so boring Finally, one day I found out that wow, full of gold armor, it turns out the kilometers happen to be the most important thing to me. Finally, one day, I found out, wow, the city was full of gold, there was a coup d'état, the queen had usurped the throne, she killed the prince, she killed the princess, and then she killed the princess, and then she killed the princess, and then she killed the princess, and then she killed the princess, and then she killed the princess, and then she killed the princess, and then she killed the prince, and then she killed the princess, and then she killed the princess, and then she killed the prince, and then she killed the princess, and then she killed the princess, and then she killed the princess, and then she killed the princess, and then she killed the princess, and then she killed the princess, and then she killed the princess, and then she killed the princess. The mirror told me who the most beautiful woman in the world was, and the mirror said that on the internet it was Sister Fuyong, and in the kingdom it was Ash, so the queen chased me everywhere, and I hid in the forest, where I met the Seven Dwarfs by accident, and we lived happily ever after, but I knew that the queen wouldn't let me go, so she dressed up as a grandmother, and she ran into the forest, eating apples, one by one. I used to eat apples one bite at a time, it's troublesome, now we have the newest upgraded version of apples, one bite is 5 bites, well, high nutrient apple flavor is good, hahahahaha, but I couldn't resist the temptation, so I bit into the apple, then I fainted, and turned into Sleeping Beauty, I don't know how long it took, a warrior named Guo Jing passed by, and he used the Sunflower Pointing Hands to help me to unlock my acupoints, and I woke up, and Guo asked me, are you my Rong'er, and I said, are you my Rong'er? I said, "I'm not in love," but Guo Jing said, "Do you like peppers? I want to be a superhero!" Why, there's the Wong Chi-Wah version of Guo Jing, there's the Cheung Chi-Wing version of Guo Jing, but I met the Crayola version of Guo Jing, and we boarded the Titanic together, and on the ship, we met the man who was the embodiment of beauty and wisdom, heroism and chivalry, Tong Pak Fu, male, male, female. Tong Pak Fu male hahaha female Tang, male hide we meet each other hate each other we have nothing to talk about we ride the wind and waves together to the other side of the shore of happiness "Titanic modeling episode" Suddenly the ship sank and hit the iceberg Bo Hu, Bo Hu helped me to climb on a plank Bo Hu you come up you come up ah Bo Hu applied to hide me said "Northeast" ash ah do not be silly ah usually let you lose weight you do not lose weight you have this physique I come on ah said Bo Hu just In order to get Qing's attention, I picked up an object from behind and threw it down, hitting Qing on the head impartially. Simon Qing covered his head and said to me, "I see Pan Jinlian throwing a bamboo pole, but you're throwing a shovel." I'm in trouble again. At that moment, I don't know who dialed 911, but I saw the king to my right, the prince to my left, and the queen in front of me. ~~~The princess is standing behind me! I gritted my teeth and stomped my foot and jumped out of the window only to hear a thud I fell off the bed it turned out to be a TV series dream this is my dream I believe everyone here has their own dream hey? Bugs Bunny, you have a dream too, don't you? What's your dream? What's your dream? What's your dream?
Man, if you can really make it to the Spring Festival, can you let me say something~!
Oh, this is all I listen to a line to type a line ah so tired to act well oh
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