Yes, there is a collection of the funniest jokes. Reading them will make you happy all day long.

1. Classic wife pocket money embarrassment joke, wife: "I know you have no money, so I put my money on the dressing table. You can take as much as you want." The husband thought to himself, this is It's extraordinary. If you dare to walk over and take a look, there are twenty yuan on it.

2. Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com, my salary is 390, I discussed with my wife to give me the change, and my wife readily agreed, so I was secretly happy. This month's performance is slightly better, with a salary of 4053. . . . . I won’t talk anymore. If I talk too much, I’ll be in tears.

3. A collection of hilarious classic jokes. Man: Wife, I am brave enough to do something righteous today. Woman: Oh, what was going on at that time? Man: A man robbed a bus conductor. The conductor was a woman and she got into a fight with the robber. I thought this woman couldn't beat him, so I went up and held the robber down. Woman: I can’t tell. You are usually so timid, but why are you so brave today? The man said with a sad face: I thought they were a couple quarreling.

4. Sit in the massage chair and wait for the results, thinking about the massage to pass the time. Who would have thought that the chair would not move after scanning the QR code? Could it be that it was broken? Suddenly, I noticed that the uncle on my left was shaking all over, mumbling, and looking like he was enjoying himself... Was he doing something good?

5. My girlfriend gave me a cup and asked me if I knew what it meant. I held the cup, my heart tightened, and I asked her in a low voice with uneasiness: "Does it mean cup?" As a result, my girlfriend gave me a hard time and then told me that it meant a lifetime. . . It seems that this network cannot be used forever.

6. My best friend called me and cried, saying that she wanted to break up with her boyfriend. I was shocked. Yesterday, she sent me a message saying that she might be pregnant and that she was preparing for a wedding. What happened? She cried and shouted: "We just finished the examination at the hospital and it was confirmed that we were pregnant. He didn't care about me. He jumped up and down, took the examination form and ran away with a smile. I didn't catch up..."

7. He was a top student and she was a bad student. She loved him, so she confessed to him: "I like the way you study seriously!" He smiled and said slowly: "This is the first time someone has confessed to me. , let me do a paper to calm down first!”

8. I suddenly suffered from insomnia these days and couldn’t sleep for most of the night. I checked online and found out that drinking a carton of milk before going to bed can help you sleep. . I was afraid that drinking one box would have no effect, so I drank three boxes at once... I can’t believe what I said online. Not only did I not sleep all night and kept getting up to go to the toilet, I also had to wash the sheets the next day...