Hip knot is strength. ?
Pig and-pig pocket. ?
No meat pecking, no cake making. ?
The weather is unpredictable, and people have an egg tower. ?
Smell the chicken and start using chopsticks. ?
If two people have a long-term relationship, it's not pork and pork.
All shall be well, Jack shall have Jill.
I have cholesterol, my mouth hurts and I have bye-bye meat.
Coarse fish balls
Mcdull: Fish balls, please.
Principal: There is no rough surface. ?
McDull: Really? A bowl of fish balls and rice noodles.
Principal: No fish balls. ?
McDull: Really? I want tripe and coarse noodles.
Principal: There is no rough surface. ?
Mcdull: Er, I want fish balls and noodles with oil.
Principal: No fish balls. ?
Mcdull: Why is there nothing? That's cuttlefish balls and coarse noodles.
Principal: There is no rough surface. ?
Mcdull: It's sold out again. Bowl of fish balls and rice noodles, please.
Principal: No fish balls.
Bud (kitten): McDull, fish balls and coarse noodles are sold out. It's just that there are no fish balls and coarse noodles. ?
Mcdull: Oh, there is no such match. Fish balls, please.
Principal: No fish balls. ?
McDull: What about the coarse flour?
Principal: There is no rough surface. .......
clear
There are many things in this world,
I don't understand,
But I'm not afraid.
I think, one day after I finished kindergarten,
Go to primary school,
Go to middle school,
Go to college again,
When I graduated from college,
I know I will understand everything.
McDull's wish
My wish is to be a principal, and I will eat hot pot every day after collecting the tuition fees of students. Eat spicy hot pot today, pickled fish hot pot tomorrow and pork bone hot pot the day after tomorrow. Teacher Chen praised me straight: McDull, you finally found the true meaning of life.
Mai tai world.
Paper-wrapped chicken-Welcome to "Mai Tai World". Today, I will introduce a simple and unique side dish-chicken wrapped in paper, which the children at home must like very much. The material is very simple. We only need a chicken bag. We tear off the paper at the bottom of the chicken bag. Tear it slowly, and you will get a piece of chicken wrapping paper, and then turn the chicken wrapping paper over. This paper-wrapped chicken is ready, is it simple? Thank you for watching! ?
Paper chicken bag-nice to see you again so soon. Next, I'll teach you how to make paper chicken buns. The material is also very simple. We just need a blank sheet of paper. All we have to do is knead the paper like this. Blindly paper chicken steamed stuffed bun is finished like this. Children, do you think they look like chicken buns?
Chicken rolls? Bags? Chicken wrapping paper? Bags? Chicken-now I will teach you a unique dish-wrapped in chicken paper? Bags? Chicken wrapping paper? Bags? Chicken, first tear the chicken wrapped in paper carefully, and everyone will have a piece of chicken wrapping paper and a piece of chicken. Then wrap it in chicken wrapping paper like me, and then wrap it in chicken wrapping paper like this. What about blindly wrapping chicken wrapping paper? Bags? Chicken wrapping paper? Bags? The chicken is finished! Isn't that simple? There is really a piece of chicken to eat!
Chicken buns? Bags? Chicken buns? Bags? Chicken wrapping paper? Bags? Chicken wrapped in paper? Bags? Chicken rolls? Bags? Chicken wrapping paper? Bags? Chicken-the practice is also very simple. Just wrap the chicken in a chicken bag, then in a chicken bag, in that chicken wrapping paper, in chicken wrapping paper, in paper, in paper, in chicken paper, in chicken paper, in chicken paper, in chicken paper, in chicken paper, in chicken paper, in chicken paper, in chicken paper, in chicken paper. ......
fried?rice?noodles
Customer: Dude? Where's the rice noodle? So long? Not fried well? Cancel it.
Dude: Should it be soon? Did you cook? Take your place again? Ask.
Guest: Q? What the hell? Come or go? Cancel it.
Dude: Did I say that? Are you frying? Try it? Dare not? Believe it or not? Holding the kettle? Hit you on the head
Customer: Scissors feet.
Dude: Oh dear.
After getting lost (Prince Pineapple Oil): They walked and talked. ...
X: Where are you going now? Aren't you going home?
Mcdull: I don't know how to get home.
Hui: That's all right. You can learn slowly.
Mcdull: I also stabbed an uncle to death.
Hui: Never mind, I have an aunt. The most important thing in life is to be happy.
See a doctor (prince of pineapple oil):
Mai Tai: Doctor, the child is shaking his feet.
Doctor: Huh?
Mai Tai: I said, this kid shakes his feet all day.
Doctor: What does that have to do with me?
Mai Tai: You are a doctor.
Doctor: So what?
Mai Tai: Then see a doctor. You are a general practitioner.
Doctor: I'm sorry, it's all internal and external, not including shaking feet.
Mai Tai: What does the internal and external general practice include?
Doctor: General things.
Mai Tai: What is the general rule?
Doctor: Common diseases.
Mai Tai: How common is it?
Doctor: Just ordinary, dizzy and cold.
Mai Tai: What else?
Doctor: There are also children's cool wind, exogenous wind and cold, nameless swelling, joint trauma, gastrointestinal discomfort, vomiting, gastrointestinal discomfort, cold at four o'clock, backache, bad urination, fat accumulation, loss of libido, big neck and big eyes.
Mai Tai: Anything else?
Doctor: There are also itchy skin, nervousness, forgetfulness, insomnia, acne, itchy scalp, intestinal gas, insufficient kidney water, dizziness and tinnitus, dry mouth, herpes zoster, hemorrhoids on the buttocks, frequent urination, corns, hyperacidity, high cholesterol, vomiting blood and milk, and stuffy nose. ......
Mai Tai: What else?
Doctor: There are also daze, corns, madness, leg weakness, floaters, ear fever, pale mouth, long worms, long spots, beer belly, stealthy flesh, chicken pox, abdominal distension, baldness, big head, dull eyes, mosquito bites, duck feet, shaking feet, housewives' hands and Hong Kong feet.
Mai Tai: You said shake your feet!
Doctor: When did I say shaking my feet?
Mai tai: I heard you say your feet were shaking.
Doctor: No.
Mai Tai: You clearly said: daze, corns, madness, weak legs, floaters, ear fever, pale mouth, pale face, worms, long spots, beer belly, furtive meat, chicken pox, bloating, baldness, large brain capacity, dull eyes, mosquito bites, Hong Kong feet, duck feet and shaking feet.
Doctor: How can I say that?
Mai Tai: What did you say?
Doctor: Common diseases.
Mai Tai: How common is it?
Doctor: Just ordinary, with a cold and cough.
Mai Tai: What else?
Doctor: There are also bile vomiting, nocturia, sneezing, runny nose, tonsillitis, itchy feet, osteoporosis, gastroptosis and burping.
Mai Tai: There seems to be more.
Doctor: And this face is expressionless, picky eaters, with cheeks behind the ears, sudden cold, muscle aches, terrible coquettish, rheumatic bone pain, sore throat, crooked head and neck, long waist and short feet, trance, weakness of hamstrings, diarrhea, itchy teeth, sweating, hot flashes, hair loss, prostatitis, sleepy eyes, numbness, chicken blindness and flying.
Mai Tai: Look! Shake your feet again, say it again!
Doctor: I think you really have ear fever.
Philosophical articles
Holding the steamed stuffed bun, I suddenly realized that there are some things, nothing, no, no, no fish balls, no rough noodles, no Maldives, no medals, no treasure of Zhang Baozai, and Zhang Baozai has never eaten steamed stuffed bun. It suddenly occurred to me that stupidity is not so funny, stupidity will fail, disappointment is not so funny, obesity is not necessarily funny, obesity is not necessarily severe, and strength is not necessarily ok. Holding the steamed stuffed bun, it suddenly occurred to me.
Emotional bond
I hope I can live up to expectations, so that my mother won't cry and there will be no menopause.
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