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The strongest primary school student composition in history!

Today is Sunday. Although we went to Ocean Park for more than 1 1:00 yesterday, we got up early today and went to the Taiping Mountain next to Ocean Park to pick fruit, because grandma and grandpa lived in Taiping Mountain. After we got to the bottom of Taiping Mountain, we took off our shoes and started climbing the mountain, and we reached the top of the mountain in about 1 minute. The air on the top of the mountain is very good. Grandpa took us to his orchard.

Wow ... Grandpa's orchard is so big, and many fruit trees are planted, including watermelon tree, strawberry tree and pineapple tree ... Because I am too young to climb the tree, Grandpa climbed the watermelon tree, picked the biggest watermelon and threw it to Dad, and Dad picked it up with one hand! There are many fruits growing on the ground in the orchard, such as apples, pears, coconuts, etc ... Grandpa picked some coconuts, peeled them off by hand, seeded them, and gave them to everyone. Coconut is delicious! I ate more than 20. Cousin also threw a coconut in my face, which killed me! After eating the fruit dinner, we went to the Himalayas next to Taiping Mountain to play. We heard the teacher say that the Himalayas is the highest mountain in the world. Sure enough, the teacher didn't lie to us. My cousin and I climbed and climbed. It took about 2 minutes to get to the top of the mountain. I was so hot. Later, we still felt very hot, so we went to the top of the mountain to soak in hot springs. What a cold hot spring ~ the Himalayas is really a good place. Later, my cousin asked me if I had any money. He saw McDonald's near the top of the mountain. Dead cousin, borrow money from me every time! When we were still shopping, we heard my mother calling us home at Taiping Mountain, so we had to leave reluctantly. Taiping Mountain and Himalayas are really interesting places, and I will ask my parents to take us to play in the future. Dad said that if I won the first place in this exam, he would take me to Tokyo, Beijing and Nanjing this Sunday. I want to go to Xijing most, because my cousin lives in Xijing. She said that in fact, the textbooks are deceptive. Xijing has a mountain higher than the Himalayas, which takes about 3 minutes to climb. There is also a big night market and children's paradise on it, as well as a clear stream.

I must study hard and ask my father to take me to these places to play.

Instructor's comments:

The content is full of contradictions and exaggerated things, which I have never seen in my teaching for more than 20 years. Please pay attention next time.

This time, the teacher asked for 600 words of travel notes. With the last experience, Xiaoying didn't dare to scribble any more, but actually wrote down the situation that his father took him to the animal and plant park on Sunday.

On Sunday, this morning, my father took my family to the animal and plant park. Along the way, cicadas kept creaking, creaking, creaking, creaking, creaking, creaking, creaking, creaking, creaking, creaking, creaking, creaking, creaking, creaking, creaking, creaking, creaking, creaking, creaking, creaking, creaking, creaking, creaking, creaking, creaking, creaking, creaking. Make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make. Make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make. Make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make. Make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make, make. Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak

Instructor's comments:

The content is true and can be changed, but the whole article uses more than 500 words "zhi", which I have never seen in more than 20 years of teaching. Please pay attention next time.

The teacher also learned well this time, fearing that the students would scribble and ask for another 600 words of travel notes, but she wanted to put forward her learning experience in the day. Xiaoying carefully consulted the textbook when she came back from climbing the mountain with her mother, and finally found that one thing verified the knowledge of the textbook and was happy to write it down and give it to the teacher.

On Sunday, I went climbing with my mother today. When I got to the top of the mountain, my mother said there would be an echo in the quiet mountain. My brother and I tried to shout together-"How are you?"

Sure enough, after about three seconds, I heard:

How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you?

I haven't changed a word. I finally realized the sonic reflection in the textbook. What a meaningful day.

Instructor's comments:

I am very happy to learn from it as a teacher, but I have never seen about 200 sentences of "How are you" in the whole article, which I have taught for more than 20 years. Please pay attention next time.

It is said that the teacher can't agree with Xiaoying's lazy composition, and no longer writes a travel essay. Think about how to stimulate Xiaoying's writing potential, and then write another one:

The most unforgettable thing

Xiaoying bit a pencil and tried to think hard. Finally, she wrote a quick book. After handing it over, she thought to herself: The teacher should not punish me any more, and she couldn't help giggling. When I came home from school last Friday, I saw a lot of shit in front of my house. At that time, I ate a catty: "Who is so wicked to shit in front of my house?" I quickly called my sister out. My sister ate a kilo after reading it, and said, "What a heartless person! So poor! "My sister asked me to take a broom and sweep it away together. Mother came out to see it when she knew it. She also ate a catty and cried, "Do evil! "Dad heard the cry of * * * and came out to have a look. He also ate a kilo. "Who did it? Mother Wang, the neighbor, just came back from shopping and ate a catty. Uncle Wang and Wang Xiaoming all ate a kilo when they came out to see them. In a short time, more than ten people gathered, and everyone ate a kilo. Finally, they called 1 19. After eating a kilo, the firefighters finally cleared up the shit. It was the most unforgettable thing.

Instructor's comments:

If you make progress, you should pay attention to the typo "taken aback" instead of "ate a catty". This shit always weighs twenty kilograms. Who has this ability?