The boss's wife of Yihonglou came to stir up trouble,

eating the rice made by Xiao Guo, she said, "This tastes exactly the same as the one my mother made for me~~!"

Tong Boss: "Ouch, you didn't have a very happy childhood~! ~!"

White: "Okay, little pot, also learned to embroider penguins?

Tong:That's a mandarin duck!

Large mouth: "silver put under the soles of the feet especially choking, right?"

Money Boss: "When you get married you'll know, men grow corns because of this!!!"

People floating in the world, who can not be stabbed? White Camel Mountain Bone Powder, internal and external use have a miraculous effect. Been knife coated with a packet, still want to get a second knife, flash waist eat a packet, live to two hundred does not show old. White camel mountain strong bone powder, the powder of youth, the powder of friendship, Huashan Jian designated nutrients, the town's major pharmacy medical hall are on sale, when you buy, please recognize the black toad anti-counterfeiting mark, quack, quack ......"

Xing sheriff: "I thank you! I thank your mom! I thank your whole family! I thank your ancestors eighteen generations!!!"

Wu Shuang: average average, 3rd in Hong Kong Miss... Your dress beckons.

Small Guo: very ugly, very ugly, 9th in Asian Sisters, all with a pair of dexterous hands.

(Xiu Cai: Why does that sound so familiar?)

Small Guo: your beauty, from the inside out to live blood and nourish the face, ice clear jade clean to attract people's pity.

Wu Shuang: your beauty, from the bone to the skin to touch the sky and earth, this love can wait to become a memory.

Yan sheriff: "Chasing the wind, the fourth of the three famous constables of Department Six in the capital!"

Chasing the wind: "Well"

Yan sheriff: "Uh, the third of the four famous catchers" "Kiss my mother to come, it is likely to affect the career ~!"

"The jianghu legend of sub-healthy state, many warriors are therefore quit the jianghu!"

"I wish you to grow old together and break off your children"

"I wish you to give birth to a son early, white hair to send black hair"

"True love is precious, fleeing from marriage is a crime! "

"Zi once said, 'It's not polite to come and not go'"

"Oh, so you molested her?"

"I've been in the world for a long time, and I've never been stabbed. I'm not sure if you want to get cut, but I'm sure you'll want to get cut again."

"Look at you, you're sunny, you're handsome, you're agile, and you're alert...you've got the boldness of Wu Sung, and you've got the wanderlust of Ximen Qing. ~~~~~~~~~"

"If life is a chance encounter, then death is the inevitable breakup ......"

Xiu Cai: Zi said that Shakespeare said, While there is life, there is hope.

"Zi said: knowledge is power" "Which Zi?" "Bacon sub" "Which dynasty?" "Britain"

"Born to be useful, a thousand gold can't buy you happy. The money is scattered but also come back, how do you want to use the master how to use"

Large mouth: and I can not get along with my aunt, and my aunt can not get along with the Yamen, and the Yamen can not get along with the court .........

White: line ah small Guo, also learned to embroider penguins?

Tong: That's a mandarin duck!

Tong's defense of the old White put the blame on Xiu Cai's head, and Ji Wuling chased him down and killed him.

Xiu Cai: Wait, force can't solve anything.

Crowd; what son?

Xiu Cai: Lu Zi. (Haha, I guess that means himself)

Ji: How do you want to die, I'll fulfill you. You don't need to yell first next time you make a move. Take life to--

Xiu Cai: slow down - kill me can, but have to explain first, I died in the hands of who? (Than the old white bold, right, a little mighty can not yield ah, death also want to finish the sentence ...)

Ji: Nonsense, I ah.

Xiu Cai: I... Yes... Who... (How is it a bit like Huang Rong's move to deal with the western poison Ouyang Feng...)

Ji: How do I know who you are ah

Xiu Cai said with a smile: the problem is coming...

Hime was confused: what do you mean ....

Xiu Cai: It has to start with the relationship between man and the universe, there has always been a problem in you that haunts you. (Finally he found a person to deliver a philosophical speech)

Hime: What do you mean

Shucai; I,, who am I

Hime: That, I already know

Shucai: No, you don't know. Do you know, who you are? Ji Wuming? No, it's just a name, a code name. You can be called Ji Wuming, I can be called Ji Wuming, they both can. What about after you take the code name away, who are you?

Ji (swooning him haha): I don't know, and I don't need to know

Xiu Cai (grabbing Ji before he could freak out): ok, ok, then answer me another question - who am I

Ji: that question has already been asked

Xiu Cai: no, I just asked about the Self. Now I'm asking about the self (what a dialectical question)

Ji: What's the difference? (You're curious, aren't you? You're on the hook.)

Xiu Cai: For example, what does it mean that when I use my code name to carry on a conversation, your code name is also me? Does that mean you are me and I am you ....

Hime: Doesn't that question make much sense

Showman: Let's ask a few that do. Where did I come from in life and where do I go in death? Why did I appear in this world? What does my appearance mean to the world? Did the world choose me, or did I choose the world? (It's starting to get to the climax ah, Xiu Cai is really a master negotiator in leading the conversation!)

Hime; enough ....

Xiu Cai: Is there an inevitable connection between me and the universe? Does the universe have an end? Is there a length of time? Where does past time disappear? And where does future time stop? Are the questions I am asking in this moment still the same questions you just mentioned? (Alas, these questions want to crazy how many philosophical masters ah, Ji Wuling brain knots is normal ah)

Ji (head so big that fumed): I killed you--

Xiu Cai shouted: who killed me, and I killed who (courageous ah.... Shocked countless people na)

Ji (froze): I killed me?

Showman: The answer is correct! Do it!

...... And so a generation of supreme master Ji Wuming lost his life ......

Ending

Xiu Cai: He's not going to wake up again, is he?

Lao Bai; I don't think so

Small Guo: What kind of statement is that

Xiu Cai (grooming, posing): Knowledge is power!

All applaud ......

Surrender the rotten eggs, release the hostages ......

"Who can't take a knife in the river? White Camel Mountain Bone Strengthening Powder, internal and external use have miraculous effects. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do this, but I'm going to be able to do it, and I'm going to be able to do it, and I'm going to be able to do it, and I'm going to be able to do it. White camel mountain strong bone powder, the powder of youth, the powder of friendship, Huashan Jian designated nutrients, the town's major pharmacy medical hall are on sale, when you buy, please recognize the black toad anti-counterfeiting mark, quack, quack ......"

Each back to his home, each looking for his mother!

"To the top of the mountain only now, the wrong road and the right road is so few steps away"

"Sometimes catching a thief is so simple"

Lv Xiu Cai: I stabbed you with a sword and you said four words, I stabbed you with two swords and you said 36,000 words. 36,000 words, why?

Guo Furong: ......

Lv Xiu Cai: I stabbed you the first sword when you said "warrior spare your life", I stabbed you the second sword when you said "36,000 words"!

"Being a man with his tail between his legs is called being a warrior."

"Don't steam the buns and fight for your breath!"

"Where is your sword?"

"The sword is in the heart. What about you? Why don't you have a sword?"

"No sword in hand, sword in heart."

The camera zooms in for a close-up of the two men pulling each other's hair, slapping and biting each other,

all the while shouting at each other, "Let go, let go! You let go first! You first!"

"Beautiful not discount"

The sister is called Beautiful, the sister is called Discount

The people inside listen, hand over the stinky tofu and release the hostages!!!!

"Ah, my blazing biceps ah~~~ !!!"

The God of Thieves: are you such a thief? After stealing something, you still help people clean up the house

Theft Sage (white): that does not clean up can be done? People want to follow the footprints and chase after them.

The God of Thieves: If you play for a few days, you will send them back after you got the stuff?

The Stealing Saint: Can you do it without sending it back? You're not in a hurry to lose something!

Zhang Fei ...... Yue Fei ...... Wang Fei @_@

"Do you guys think I'm that much of a money lover?"

"You are!"

"I'm shy"

"It's good to know that you're shy"

"Shy and happy"

Ten Niang sang, "Are you hungry? ~~~~~

Bai Zhan Tang listened to the blood in the seven orifices ......

That really makes people laugh and crawl

The boss's wife of Li Dazui hunger strike doubt ING:Usually you are not hungry you eat, and now two days without eating are not hungry?

Mo Xiaobei:You just let the amount to die!

The boss's wife:Want to die? Let's wait until we're done with school!

If God gives me another chance, I will definitely say three words to you:...... less salt!!!

Three clay figures, two men and one woman

Zhang Fei, Yue Fei, Wang Fei

Adults don't remember the little man's faults, the prime minister's belly can support the boat, the moon falls and the crow cries and the frost fills the sky, the husband and wife return their home

The tiger doesn't give out you think I'm hello kitty ah

You know why the flowers are fragrant?

It's because of me

Do you know why the leaves are green?

That's still because of me

Know why asses stink?

That's because of old white

Imagine what it can be to be 18,000 times scarier than a mountain bandit Being forced into marriage by you

Imagine what it can be to be 18,000 times scarier than a mountain bandit Just look in the mirror and you'll know

The happiness of a woman is to marry a man and serve him for the rest of her life.

Why isn't he the one who serves me for the rest of my life.

Know why you can't get married ~ ~ ~

God ah, you are highly myopic plus astigmatism, or glaucoma presbyopia cataracts ah, you're blind as this, also do not go to do a retinal surgery ah

Music is the same as being a person, once you get on the realm, you will never come down

Road is long and far away, I will go up and down the east, west, south, north and south of the middle of the hair white Everywhere I go, I will seek for the best.

Remember, it is not the ground you sweep, but your dusty heart.

Yes, we are all dusty heart, just you, out of the mud and not stained, living in the toilet and not stink

asked the world whether this mountain is the highest, there is a love of the waifu like a piece of treasure, the sky if there is a love of the sky is also old, love you to love to forget, can not forget your love, can not forget your good, can not forget your drunken lingering, and the fingers of the taste of light tobacco ~ ~ ~ ~

If I have such a good a

If I had such a good man, I would treasure him, love him, treat him like a treasure, shut him up at home every day, not let him go out, only allowed to accompany me to talk to a person, only allowed to eat the food I made alone, hey, why don't I just raise a dog

A warrior who is alien to the world, a man who is like an enigma, a lonesome and affectionate traveler.... ...a madman who regards glory and wealth as dung ...... a wise man who knows how to enjoy life, a man who is truly alive ...... This is him, a great warrior born in the jianghu and famous in the court. ...... What is his name? ...... Gold and white jewelry to buy songs and smiles, a drunken moon and light princes and lords, what a poetic name ...... In the face of life's setbacks, and unreasonable accusations, the choice of the great warrior Lu , then as the song sings ...... you hurt me, I laughed it off.

Where am I born and where do I die, why do I appear in this world, what does my appearance mean to the world, does the world choose me, or do I choose the world? Is there an inevitable connection between me and the universe, does the universe have an end, does time have a length, where does past time disappear, and where does future time stop, are the questions I'm asking at this very moment still the same questions you just heard? Who killed me, and who did I kill!

Lu Xiu Cai: What can I do?

The boss's wife looked at him and said: just stay alive.

Then pointed to the counter and said, Stand there and don't move.

Lv Xiu Cai: Why?

The boss's wife: to save energy, eat less for dinner.

Lv Xucai immediately ran in front of the counter, expressionless and motionless.

Li Dazui's mom:Son, when you are defeated by the enemy someday and he wants to kill you, you must let him read the words on your back before dying generously! (four words behind the back: good man spare your life)

Ten niang in order to stay, give Tong shopkeeper a hundred taels of silver, the gang despised Tong shopkeeper? The gang is indignant: "A hundred taels of silver to you to get rid of ah!" Tong shopkeeper: "I look at Jian (see) silver beat (on) the head to make a fuss (brain) law (hair) faint grin ...... I this is not to see the money eye open ah?" Everyone: "Too yes!" Tong shopkeeper: "......" Guys: "You say you're not shy, ah" Tong shopkeeper bowed his head: shy ...... (and then Raise his head and laugh) Shy, and happy"

"People floating in the world, who can not be stabbed? White camel mountain strong bone powder, internal and external use have miraculous effect. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do this, but I'm going to be able to do it, and I'm going to be able to do it. White camel mountain strong bone powder, the powder of youth, the powder of friendship, Huashan Jian designated nutrients, the town's major pharmacy medical hall are on sale, when you buy, please recognize the black toad anti-counterfeiting mark, quack, quack ......"

Wu Shuang: general general, Hong Kong sister third, your dress beckons. Guo Furong: very ugly and ugly, Asian sister ninth, all by a pair of dexterous hands. Guo Furong: your beauty, from the inside out to live blood to nourish the face, ice and jade clean people pity. Wushuang: your beauty, from bone to skin touching the sky and earth, this love can wait to become a memory.

Palmistress: What is your goal? Guo Furong: to be a warrior of the world. Shopkeeper: so far to mention it to do what it, say a close. Guo Furong: increase wages. Boss: this is farther than the previous one

Show: the next is the classic line one, two, three, four, action

Boss: hungry wrong, hungry at the beginning of the wrong, hungry if you do not marry over, hungry husband will not die, hungry husband will not be dead amount will not be down to the place ... ... ...

Xiu Cai: I'm wrong. I'm really wrong at the beginning. If I hadn't married my husband would never die if my husband would not die I wouldn't be here... I'm really wrong at the beginning.

Xing: Where is the scene? Where is the body? Human evidence and material evidence temporary residence permit ...... ==!

Guo Furong super like to talk back with sound:

You wasted a piece of my love for you ...... piece of love ...... piece of love ...... piece of love ...... piece of love ...... affection ...... affection ...... affection ...... Affection ......

Guo Furong: a certain person to that station, is the seven warrior town a bully!

Li Dazui: So who's the Seven Heroes Town a mom?

Also the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles it ~ :)

Guo Furong; before hair has yellow and open * ~ ~ ~ since the use of Li Dazui grinding of sesame oil .......

Hahahahaha

And : I good you also good Everyone good is really good

Negative denial as well as negative

Certainly certain as well as sure

Bai Zhantang: "Low-profile! Low key!!!"

Good night Sorry

Good night Please come in

Good night Goodbye

Furong and Xiu Cai PK that section of the explosion of strong:

Furong: assuming that I three palms can shoot you to death, and every slap, you screamed "Warrior spare my life!

Furong: Suppose I can slap you to death with three slaps, and with each slap, you scream out "spare me my life".

Showman: I refuse to answer that question.

Furong: That counts as an automatic abstention.

Shoucai: scream 3 times, 4 words each time, 12 words a ****.

Furu: Wrong! It's 9 words!

Showtime: why?

Furong: the first palm down, "Lady Warrior spare your life", four words; the second palm down, "Lady Warrior spare your life", eight words; the third palm down, immediately dead, you only said a word "ah! ", 8 + 1 = 9.

You depressed? Watch "Martial Arts Outreach", you happy? Watch "Martial Arts Outreach".

The thief saint Bai Yu Tang gave a note to the female constable, which reads "I want to steal your heart"

The female constable's heart was so hot that the note slipped out of her hand, and it happened to fall into the hands of the criminal Yusen who was checking out the night below, who immediately shouted ....... Not good ~~~ Baiyu soup to eat people ................... Laughing over!

Ten niang in order to stay, give Tong shopkeeper a hundred taels of silver, the gang despised Tong shopkeeper

The gang was indignant: "A hundred taels of silver for you to get rid of ah!"

Tong shopkeeper: "I look at the Jian silver beat the head of the law to faint ...... I this is not to see the money eye to eye a ~ ~ ~ ~"

Tong shopkeeper: "too yes ！！！！！ "

Tong shopkeeper: "......"

Group: "You say you are not shy, ah ~ ~ ~"

Tong shopkeeper bowed his head: "Shy ......... (then looks up and smiles) Shy, and happy ~~"

Lao Xing's self-hypnosis:

It's not clear soup noodles... ...This is not clear soup noodles ...... This is not clear soup noodles ......

This is eel noodles ...... This is eel noodles ......This is eel noodle ......

This is not small pickles, this is not small pickles, this is not small pickles ......

This is slipped fat intestines, this is slipped fat intestines, this It's fat sausage ......

(and then bite)

Who's fat sausage is this? Why is it so salty and crispy?

Yesterday, I watched a scene of robbery, robbing the bowl of the beggar"

Q: Why do you prefer to rob him ah.

Answer: Is there anyone else on the street at this hour of the night

Q: Why did you snatch his bowl

Answer: Is there anything else

Bai Zhanyang and Xiaoguo jointly stole the ring in the case, and the criminal investigator had to search the pawnshop, antique store and grocery store first

S Xiaoguo: How can you still not have it?

The criminal police chief: then search the greenhouse?

Small Guo: How is it still not there?

刑捕头：（心情重重地）亲娘来，影响仕途哇!

Point point to the hoof of a cow, hand folded ......

Dragon is dragon, is a monster cloud ......

"I am illiterate I am afraid of who. "

Zhan Tang: acting school? Calling me an acting school?!!! This is not cursing!!! I am an idolater!!!

Hengshan faction infighting, I heard because the head of the newlyweds to use public funds to build a house ......

Corruption ah how to ......

Laughing ....... Poor Tong palms

Large mouth: "Where do I find bird's nest to go?"

Zhan Tang: "can't find the bird's nest to find pig's nest chant, the amount of large, tube full ......"

laughing S I pull ，，，， hahahahahahahaha ......

And that burglary eight law,, simply invincible,, rainy day digging tunnel! ,,

Xing arrest: where is the scene? Where is the body? Human evidence and material evidence temporary residence permit ......

Li Dazui said to Huilan: "Hello I also good, everyone good is really good ~"

Guo Furong said: "the original I and you, hair yellow and forked, since the use of Li Dazui grinding. Since the use of Li Dazui grinding black sesame oil after ......"

Small white said: you how to scold people, who is "acting", I am the authentic idol faction!

Lv Xiu Cai said dead Ji Wu life, everyone is surprised, Xiu Cai finishing grooming, POSE, said: knowledge is power!

Gold and silver two old man said: my blazing biceps ah ~ ~ ~ ~

"Ask the world, whether this mountain is the highest, there is a love of waifu like a piece of treasure, the sky if the sky is easy to love old, love you love to forget. Can't forget, your tears, can't forget, your good, can't forget your intoxicating lingering, and fingers light tobacco flavor ......"

"If heaven can give me the last chance, I will say 3 words to Li Dazui ...... 'less salt'!"

"Who can live in the world without being stabbed? White Camel Mountain Bone Strengthening Powder, the powder of youth, the powder of friendship, and the designated nutrient for the Huashan Sword."

"Each to his own home, each to his own mother!"

"Langjun ~~ are you hungry, you want to be hungry you speak to Ten Niang, Ten Niang to make noodle soup for you, yah ku hee hee ku yah hee.

"Have you ever been to the second spring in the world. I've heard people talk about it twice. Next to the second spring, there is the Second Qing Guan. In that Taoist temple, there are two Taoist priests. They like to play erhu next to the second spring, and the tune is called Two Springs Reflecting the Moon."

O Zi, save me

"Go your own way and let others beat it!"

We pack up the package out of the city, to my hometown, if there are still people chasing it, we will go straight to Burma, straight to Thailand, if there are still people chasing it, we will go to the East Japan, not the East Japan is not going to go to South Korea, through the equator across the Egyptian Siberia straight to Antarctica, to the South Pole is still being chased, we go straight to the pole to sit on the rocket immigrants to Mars, if there are still people chasing it, we have only to run out of the solar system, the vastness of the universe, the Siberia, the Siberia and the South Pole.

Sheung Yuk said, "Find me the most inhuman dog!!!"

Shu Shu Shu, Fen Fen Fen, I finally see the legendary back to the meat!

The road is long, I will be up and down, left and right, southeast and northwest in the hair white

Mo Xiaobei: "No matter how much suffering, as if they are two hundred and five, no matter how much suffering, as if they are a wimp."

Lao Bai: to kneel or not to kneel

Furong: suppose I can shoot you to death with three palms, and every time I shoot a palm, you scream out "spare your life", then ask: how many words do you want to say before you die?

Showman: I refuse to answer that question.

Furong: That counts as an automatic abstention.

Shoucai: scream 3 times, 4 words each time, 12 words a ****.

Furu: Wrong! It's 9 words!

Showtime: why?

Furong: the first palm down, "Lady Warrior spare your life", four words; the second palm down, "Lady Warrior spare your life", eight words; the third palm down, immediately dead, you only said a word "ah! "

Li Dazui's sentence:whatever...

Wu Lin Wai Lin ---- dialogue

1, the criminal constable: people pinch?

The boss's wife: all dead.

The criminal police chief: all dead? When did they die? How did they die? Where is the scene of the crime? There is no evidence, physical evidence, temporary residence permit?

2, once the master of a martial arts manual in front of me

I did not cherish and so lost before it is too late to regret

The greatest pain in the world than this

If the heavens to give me another chance to start over

I will say to the master of the three words are complaining about you

If you have to add a period of time to the resentment that will be is 10,000 years ......

3, I live in Pinggu city

Home has a house and a field life is boundless

Who knows that my master is rude and unreasonable

Said that my martial arts is quite destined to take me to Cuimei Mountain

.... ...

4. If God could give me one last chance, I would say 3 words to Li Dazui - less salt!

5. When you get to the top of the mountain, you realize that the wrong way and the right way are just a few steps apart.

6, --- I eat more salt than you eat rice.

---That's because you have a heavy mouth.

---I've crossed more bridges than you've traveled.

---That's because I'm not happy to move.

7, people floating in the world, who can not get cut? The white camel mountain bone powder, internal and external use have a miraculous effect. I've been cut and coated with a packet, and I want to be cut again, and I've eaten a packet, and I've lived to be two hundred years old. White Camel Mountain bone-strengthening powder, the powder of youth, the powder of friendship, Huashan Jian designated nutrients, the town's major pharmacies and medical halls are on sale, when you buy, please recognize the black toad anti-counterfeiting mark!

8, Li Dazui said to Huilan: "Hello I also good, everyone is really good!"

9, left blue dragon and right white tiger, you are a two hundred and five

10 Shanniang in order to stay, to give a hundred taels of silver to Tong shopkeeper, the gang despised Tong shopkeeper?

The gang was indignant: "A hundred taels of silver to get rid of you ah!"

Tong shopkeeper: "I look Jian (see) silver beat (on) head闹 (brain) law (hair) faint grin ...... I this is not to see the money eye open ah?"

The group: "Too yes!"

Tong shopkeeper: "......"

Group: "You say you are not shy, ah"

Tong shopkeeper bowed his head: "Shy ...... (then looks up and smiles) Shy, and happy"

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(Furong's Spring Festival Couplet-)

Prev: After the Year of the Monkey it is the The Year of the Rooster

Next couplet: After the Year of the Rooster is the Year of the Dog

Crossword: Mixing up a year is a year!

Xiu Cai: "Then why don't you let me write the Spring Festival couplets."

Boss's wife: "Your words are too thin and not festive, I'll let you write them again at the Qingming Festival!"

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Furong: Do you choose the person who likes you, or the person you like?

Boss lady: putty (you) see?

Fumi: You must choose the one you like!

Boss lady (embarrassed): putty (you) how to see it?

Fumi: Because no one likes you!

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(Li Dazui's mother and son dialog)

Li Dazui's mother: I eat more salt than you eat rice!

Li Dazui: That's because you have a heavy mouth!

Li Dazui's mother: I have crossed more bridges than you have traveled!

Li Dazui: That's because I'm lazy!

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(Fu Rong and Xiu Cai PK)

Fu Rong: "Assuming that I can kill you in three slaps, and that with each slap, you scream out, "Please spare me, warrior! "

Showman: "I refuse to answer that question."

Furong: "Then count it as an automatic abstention."

Hidetoshi: "Misery 3 times, 4 words each time, 12 words a ****."

Furu: "Wrong! It's 9 words!"

Showman: "Why?"

Furong: "The first slap goes down, "Lady Warrior spare your life", four words; the second slap goes down, "Lady Warrior spare your life", eight words; the third slap goes down, instant death, and you only said one word "ah", 8 + 1 = 9. hahahahaha ...... "

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The God of Thieves: have you been a thief like this? Stole something and still help people clean up the house

Theft Saint: that does not clean up can? People want to follow the footprints and chase them?

The God of Thieves: If you've got something, you'll play with it for a few days and send it back to them?

The Stealer Sage: How can you not send it back? You're not in a hurry to lose something!

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(Old Bai and Constable Xing, both posing cool.)

Lao Bai: "Where's your knife?"

Capt. Xing: "No sword in my hand, but a sword in my heart."

Lao Bai: "Wrong, the highest state is to have no knife in your hand and no knife in your heart."

(Then the two pull back - rock-paper-scissors!)

Capt. Xing loses and protests, "Didn't you say there's no sword in your hand and no sword in your heart?"

Lao Bai: "That's right, I'm a scissors, not a knife!"

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Small Guo: Do you choose the one who likes you, or the one you like?

Boss's wife: mushy look?

Kok: You must choose the one you like!

The boss's wife (embarrassed): putty how to see it?

Small Guo: Because no one likes you!

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The first word is: what to save you, the second word is: my love

Guo Furong and Xiaoliu: "You and I are like the crow bird ah, than the wings to haunt the earth, haunt the earth!!!"

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"Okay, Guo, you've learned to embroider penguins?"

"That's a mandarin duck!!!"

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One word: "medium"

Two words: "sharp"

Three words: "dear mother"

Four words: "aiya"

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Tong: where are the dumplings?

Kuo: Sacrificed with the stove~!

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Small Guo's Spring Festival Couplet

The first line: After the Year of the Monkey, it is the Year of the Rooster

The second line: After the Year of the Rooster, it is the Year of the Dog

Broadsheet: Mixing up a year is a year!

Xiu Cai: Then why don't you let me write the Spring Festival couplets

Boss's wife: Your characters are too thin and not festive, I'll let you write them again at the Qingming Festival!

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Xiu Cai: The clear wind and bright moon are messing with my heart, whisking my heart? I'm not sure if you're a good person or a good person. I'm sorry, but I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.

Tong: Still picking my heart, the strength!

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This is your mother's sword?

You curse?

No. This is your mother's swordsmanship〉〉

You still curse!

The tiger is not strong, you think I am HOLLO KITTY

Kangsang Amida music

My broken boy's heart ah

Who is the acting, scolding ah, (and then turned around, intoxicated) I am the idol.

This person ah, there are crazy death, there are stingy death, there are acid death, there are hold up the death, you say if I let the ugly compartment hard to die this rumor shall not let people laugh at the death of it.

You that is apple pie ah or pineapple pie ah

I'm fine, thirteen too much protection from the golden bell, I practice is the ass ....

My right hand, which can hold a knife and eat, is the best thing about me. 。。。。。

I must give you happiness, no one want to stop (gritted teeth)

I solemnly swear

In my Bai Zhan Tang's career as a thief

never touched any woman

(except my mother)

(your mother can)

Never entered any girl's boudoir

(Net bullshit! The best jewelry is usually hidden in the boudoir)

I'm half a catty of scrap iron, he's eight taels of gold

Who says you've never studied at all.

Open the window, jump down, and you'll be on the Bridge of Naihe

(pulling on the doorframe like Xiao Guo).

Then I'll send you a message, don't swallow your broken teeth

Rest in peace, my little mini-striker ......

That's a pig's trotter, the pig can't even break it

Standing in heaven and looking at hell, life is like a sitcom, Standing in hell and looking at heaven, for whom it's hard to work and for whom it's busy. ~

To kneel or not to kneel, this is a problem ......

Can't find the bird's nest to find the pig's nest chanting, the amount of large, tube full ....

My last name is Huang (wang), and I am a wang (wang)! I'd be more than happy to have double pay at the end of the year

You're not illiterate, you at least know the word 'illiterate'.

It hurts, but I don't blame you ...... If I ever lie to you again, even if it's a well-intentioned lie, I'll be damned if I'm going to die!

The first time I saw you, you were covered with a red head, I was thinking, this girl's feet are so big, must not look good. As soon as you lifted the cover, I was dumbfounded, you were born with a wife's face, and good-looking, and durable, even the two bags under the eyes are grown just right. At that time you speak, I can not go, because my legs are soft, back is numb, hand heart is full of sweat, a whole sentence can not speak well ...... (hold Xiangyu hand) people often say that day to day love, but I know that I am in love at first sight with you originally this sentence I used to be embarrassed to say, today I said, but it is too late! ......

Get out, what's the point of having old ladies talking to old men?