Part 1 of funny sentences about eating instant noodles and posting them on social media

1. Why did I eat instant noodles so late at night and add two fish balls and a piece of ham and finally a box of yogurt? , God, what am I doing? I am really crazy eating instant noodles after twelve o'clock.

2. Every time I eat instant noodles, I feel like sitting on a sleeper berth on a train.

3. I am so hungry. I watched people on the high-speed rail eating rice dumplings, steamed buns, instant noodles, bread and biscuits, and I just wanted to drink water.

4. This is where I live now. I was eating instant noodles here this afternoon, and suddenly I felt hard to swallow. This was the first time that I felt that instant noodles were not delicious. I may have to grow up. .

5. During the Chinese New Year, I drank too much wine and insisted on eating instant noodles in a public toilet. The two of them managed to eat two buckets, regardless of winning or losing. As a result, a man sitting next to him vomited three or four times and couldn't straighten his waist!

6. When I was poor, even if I ate instant noodles, I would eat eight flavors, and I would never repeat the same thing every day.

7. After get off work, I had to accompany Wenbao to work for more than three hours. After get off work, I asked her to accompany me to a convenience store to eat instant noodles. The two of us took the car in the opposite direction home to eat instant noodles. Very confusing.

8. Every time I think of sausages, I want to eat instant noodles. After ordering the instant noodles, I realize that there are no sausages

9. Eat a luxurious bento once or twice a month. , it’s really sad to eat instant noodles every day without adding mustard.

10. I ate a lot today, but I was still too hungry at night and ate instant noodles.

11. I can’t sleep at night, but I have to eat buckets of instant noodles when I’m hungry. I have to say, it’s really refreshing.

12. I feel so miserable when I have no appetite every day and can’t eat anything. It’s hard to swallow even if I eat. I don’t like this feeling at all. I have a headache and I don’t know if I’m hungry. I feel listless every day. , I really ate the instant noodles made by my sister. It made me feel like a normal person and I didn’t feel like eating every day was a pain.

13. Titanic taught me that I would rather eat instant noodles at home than spend my spare money on a romantic cruise

14. I can’t buy masks at all and eat instant noodles all day long Face, you can’t go out without a mask.

15. I was eating a bowl of instant noodles, and it was a bit funny to think of the time when only rich people in junior high school could eat instant noodles.

16. As you get older, your stomach will hurt after eating hot pot, your gums will swell after eating instant noodles, and your stomach will still hurt after eating roasted gluten.

17. The result of not knowing how to eat is that I am often forced to eat instant noodles at noon. Ahhhhh, I want to have a big meal!

18. Why should I order this to eat instant noodles! My stomach was churning and I felt extremely uncomfortable.

19. I curse all the people who treat me badly. I will never eat instant noodles without seasoning packets for the rest of my life...

20. Xiao Chen finally lived the life he dreamed of when he was a child. : Eat instant noodles three meals a day. Part 2 of funny sentences about eating instant noodles and posting them on Moments

21. I understand his original difficulty, but he doesn’t understand how I feel now - I’ve reached the point where I can only eat instant noodles. Does it mean that the closer the relationship is, the less likely you are to care or ignore the other person’s “feelings”?

22. Tomorrow I will be alone at home again. Why do I feel like I am going to vomit after eating instant noodles?

23. There is no guilt in eating instant noodles at night! There is only a sense of happiness.

24. I shouldn’t eat instant noodles and dumplings so late at night that my stomach hurts and I shed tears.

25. In the evening, the three of us sat on the sofa and discussed what to eat for dinner. My dad urged us to cook. Me: I want to eat instant noodles. My dad: Instant noodles are full of preservatives and cannot be eaten. Me: Who wants to eat instant noodles with me? Dad, do you want it? My dad: Yes.

26. I would rather eat instant noodles at home alone than go out to eat this time-wasting meal. I will regret it from the moment I sit down.

27. Eat instant noodles while adding red dates to maintain health, and you will be born in the 90s.

28. My mother insisted on eating instant noodles late at night, but the instant noodle soup spilled on my computer and successfully damaged it.

29. Yesterday was Chinese Valentine’s Day. When others rented a room, we drove; when others went to the park, we took the expressway; when others entered the cinema, we entered the service area; when others slept in double beds in hotels, we slept in bunks in the car. ; Others are as happy as first love, and we rush on like a chicken; others are picking up girls, and we are making instant noodles; others are walking on the street, and we are running wildly on the highway.

30. Even if you eat instant noodles alone at home, you should eat them with a sense of ritual and refinement.

31. I no longer like eating instant noodles. Not only does it taste bad, but my stomach also finds it difficult to accept. I feel like vomiting every time I eat it.

32. After tinkering all day today, I couldn’t make anything edible. I was hungry late at night and ate instant noodles.

33. The first time I woke up to eat instant noodles in the middle of the night because I couldn't sleep and thought of some unhappy things. The more I thought about it, the more uncomfortable I became and the more I couldn't sleep.

34. I have been eating instant noodles and porridge at home for five days. When I came to work today, I was told that the canteen was closed, so I continued to eat instant noodles.

35. It was my first time to ride a green train. Everyone in the train was crying while eating instant noodles. They ordered fried beef river, which tasted better than box lunches.

36. The most popular Korean drama I watch is instant noodles. I want to eat them every time I watch them. However, I feel like vomiting every time I eat them.

37. Instant noodles for five yuan! Five dollars! I'm too extravagant. I can't even afford four yuan. If I eat instant noodles at night, I'll gain ten pounds.

38. I didn’t eat well tonight. I ate more fruit than rice. I went out for a night run after eight o’clock. My stomach hurt after the run. But I’m hungry now. I want to eat instant noodles.

39. How difficult is it to break a person’s habits? It’s like when I eat instant noodles, I must add vinegar.

40. During the National Day holiday, girls who wore pajamas with their hair down, played on the computer without sleeping, and ate instant noodles, ate instant noodles and posted them on their friends circle to make funny comments

Eat instant noodles and post them on social media Funny stories in Moments (Part 1)

1. Wait until two o’clock to transfer to Lianjiang. Eating instant noodles in McDonald's at the railway station, it felt like the waiter wanted to kill us. Hahaha. The customers next to us saw our instant noodles and were eager to buy them.

2. Eating instant noodles when you are hungry at night will really make you twice as happy! My favorite thing is to eat instant noodles at night!

3. The gold-fishing wife: can carry a bag of explosives on her head, has freckles on her face like a bird's nest, is known as "Sharp Brother" in her clothes, barely earns instant noodles, can collect water from the house when it rains, and needs to run the car with her feet, you If you fall in love with me at first sight, remember to leave your number.

4. When you are alone at home, you should have a sense of ritual when eating instant noodles, and add a glass of 1982 iced Coke.

5. What is like? I like it as a cheat meal that I only eat once a week. If you ask me to eat instant noodles, I will agree to it.

6. I ate a lot today, but I was still too hungry at night and ate instant noodles.

7. I get up in the middle of the night every day to eat potato chips, instant noodles and biscuits. Why am I losing weight compared to my normal diet? I'd better gain weight, so that I can feel at ease.

8. If you eat instant noodles immediately after eating the ice cream and they are spicy, will it cause diarrhea? I have to wait online in a hurry because the instant noodles are going to be cold.

9. During the National Day holiday, girls who wear pajamas with their hair down, play on the computer without sleeping, and eat instant noodles are having fun

10. Jiang Lili, Xianting and I really wish we were still in our senior year of high school It’s a happy day to eat instant noodles.

11. I feel so miserable when I have no appetite every day and can’t eat anything. It’s hard to swallow even if I eat. I don’t like this feeling at all. I have a headache and I don’t know if I’m hungry. I feel listless every day. , I really ate the instant noodles made by my sister. It made me feel like a normal person and I didn’t feel like eating every day was a pain.

12. Why should I order this to eat instant noodles! My stomach was churning and I felt extremely uncomfortable.

13. I’m so greedy. If I eat instant noodles with pickled pepper chicken feet at night, I’m afraid I’ll get fat to death.

14. Eating instant noodles in an air-conditioned room seems to be unable to dissipate the smell. I think the smell is really strong, but Akuan is really delicious. This time I ate bed noodles.

15. I don’t know when I started to develop the habit of eating instant noodles at 11:30 in the evening.

16. Why does eating instant noodles late at night bring more satisfaction than barbecue hot pot?

17. There is no guilt in eating instant noodles at night! There is only a sense of happiness.

18. When I ate instant noodles at night, I made myself two eggs, two slices of cheese, and a piece of ham. What a sin.

19. Movies and popcorn, skewers and cold beer, instant noodles and ham sausage, dumplings and vinegar, you and me. .

20. The result of not knowing how to eat is that I am often forced to eat instant noodles at noon. Ahhhhh, I want to have a big meal! Funny comments about eating instant noodles and posting them on social media (Part 2)

21. It was the first time I rode a green train. Everyone in the train was crying while eating instant noodles. They ordered fried beef river. It tastes better than a box lunch.

22. I had breakfast at ten o'clock yesterday and ate the remaining piece and a half of pizza. Then I was hungry and ate instant noodles at three o'clock. I cooked noodles at night.

23. I want to buy shoes and beautiful clothes. However, the economy limits me. I will start eating instant noodles today.

24. Never eat instant noodles with countless small oranges after midnight. You will have a huge stomachache in the morning.

25. When I returned to the dormitory every day, I was so hungry that I struggled for a while. I couldn’t stand the hunger anymore, so I started eating instant noodles. Today it was tomato noodles, which was enough. After I finished eating, I couldn’t bear it.

26. I am confused today, why is instant noodles more delicious on the train than elsewhere?

27. Suddenly smelled of instant noodles. My roommate ate instant noodles and drank Coke in the middle of the night. Why didn’t he gain weight?

28. As you get older, your stomach will hurt after eating hot pot, your gums will swell after eating instant noodles, and your stomach will still hurt after eating roasted gluten.

29. We are a couple after all. He got off work late and I waited. At 7:30 in the evening, we were still in the store without eating. We ate instant noodles with him and shared the joys and sorrows. Will we be rich in the future? This is how it goes!

30. Eating instant noodles alone in the dormitory. It's hard not to study late at night. The life of a single dog is really hard.

31. I hope I won’t be fat when I wake up tomorrow after eating instant noodles late at night.

32. It’s another time when I need courage to get up. I don’t have time to eat in the morning, so I have to eat instant noodles every day. I really admire myself for living enough.

33. During the Chinese New Year, I drank too much wine and insisted on eating instant noodles in a public toilet. The two of them managed to eat two buckets, regardless of winning or losing. As a result, a man sitting next to him vomited three or four times and couldn't straighten his waist!

35. On Chinese Valentine’s Day, I bought a bucket of instant noodles and went home to make some. . .

36. I spent a long time in the library debating whether to go back to eat instant noodles. It’s better to arrange such a big event for Friday night.

37. The highest state of eating instant noodles is to look at China on the tip of your tongue while eating instant noodles.

38. Aries people can keep up with the times because they are independent and confident. Although Sheep may look weak on the outside, Aries people have extremely strong hearts. With no one to accompany them for dinner, they can fill their stomachs with instant noodles, which is easy and fast. Even without love, they can still fill their lives with work.

39. The first time I came back from get off work, I was so tired that I didn’t want to move. I ate two bananas. I was full and didn’t want to eat anything anymore. I came up with the idea of ??eating instant noodles. It seems that I have been really tired recently! A summary of sentences for people who work the night shift to eat instant noodles and post them on WeChat Moments

One sentence for people who work the night shift to eat instant noodles and post them on WeChat Moments

1. I ate this instant noodles when I was hungry last night I vomited immediately after eating. I'm hungry today and I'm still thinking about whether to eat.

2. At this point, I stood in front of the kettle, thinking whether I should eat instant noodles? After hesitating for a long time, another voice sounded in my mind: Boil or soak? I chose the latter.

3. On the winter solstice, a person plays with the computer and eats instant noodles.

4. What kind of instant noodles should I eat at night? It’s not healthy at all. I feel like vomiting when I smell it!

5. I feel so miserable when I have no appetite every day and can’t eat anything. It’s hard to swallow even if I eat. I don’t like this feeling at all. I have a headache and I don’t know if I’m hungry. I feel listless every day. , I really ate the instant noodles made by my sister. It almost made me feel like a normal person. I didn’t feel like eating every day was a pain.

6. After get off work, I had to accompany Wenbao to work for more than three hours. After get off work, I asked her to accompany me to a convenience store to eat instant noodles. The two of us took the car in the opposite direction home to eat instant noodles. Very confusing.

7. I am confused today, why is it more delicious to eat instant noodles on the train than elsewhere?

8. I don’t know when I started to develop the habit of eating instant noodles at 11:30 pm.

9. Three steps for eating instant noodles 1. Soak the noodles 2. Open the lid of the bowl after three minutes 3. Pick up the cat that comes over and wants to eat!

10. I eat buckets of instant noodles when I’m hungry at night. I want to boost my performance at the end of the year, but I can’t wake up during the day and have a headache.

11. I don’t know whether it was because I ate instant noodles last night or because I didn’t sleep well because of the messy dreams I had at night. I almost fell over with dizziness when I woke up in the morning, and I still feel dizzy all the time.

12. What is like? I like it as a cheat meal that I only eat once a week. If you ask me to eat instant noodles, I will agree to it.

13. From now on, I will definitely not be greedy for instant noodles in the middle of the night. I am already in a trance.

14. You are instant noodles and I am water. I want to soak you.

16. Eating instant noodles at night actually made me feel happy.

17. The result of not knowing how to eat is that I am often forced to eat instant noodles at noon. Ahhhhh, I want to have a big meal!

18. Eating instant noodles at night is so fun and exciting.

19. I am autistic, and the girl in the dormitory eats instant noodles so delicious that I am dying.

20. When taking a shower, turn the faucet to the right to freeze to death, turn to the left to burn to death, tie your hair twice, loosen three times tightly, and eat one bucket of instant noodles until you are full and you can’t finish two buckets. Part 2 of sentences for people who work the night shift to post on WeChat Moments about eating instant noodles

21. I really feel that instant noodles should not be served casually on the train. Isn’t there a dining car area on the train? Why can’t it be eaten in these places? For instant noodles, people within a three-meter radius must watch you eat them.

22. I would rather eat instant noodles at home alone than go out to eat this time-wasting meal. I will regret it from the moment I sit down.

23. I didn’t eat well tonight. I ate more fruit than rice. I went out for a night run after eight o’clock. My stomach hurt after the run. But I’m hungry now. I want to eat instant noodles.

24. I really want to eat spicy strips, spicy hotpot, Lao Tan pickled cabbage instant noodles...

25. What is miserable is that you accidentally eat instant noodles. The oil bag poured onto my pants.

26. When a fairy girlfriend knows that you are eating instant noodles alone at home, she sheds tears.

27. When you are alone at home, you should have a sense of ritual when eating instant noodles, and add a glass of 82-year-old ice Coke.

28. My dad had to tell me when he was eating instant noodles at night, okay, now I’m eating them too.

29. Laotan pickled cabbage noodles with two ham sausages. Cooked for two minutes, it was perfect. I really like eating instant noodles.

30. Woke up hungry in the middle of the night and went downstairs to eat instant noodles. Inexplicably, I miss my friends in Hui'an.

31. It was my first time to ride a green train. Everyone in the train was crying while eating instant noodles. They ordered fried beef river, which tasted better than box lunches.

32. Eating instant noodles when you are hungry at night will really make you twice as happy! My favorite thing is to eat instant noodles at night!

33. Eating instant noodles without adding sausage and braised eggs is the biggest compromise I have made in my weight loss career.

34. As soon as I turned on the TV, I saw Wang Baoqiang, whose quality was so low that he "had to steal Xu Zheng ham to eat instant noodles."

35. It’s another time when I need courage to get up. I don’t have time to eat in the morning, so I have to eat instant noodles every day. I really admire myself for living enough.

36. I have almost forgotten what rice tastes like. The eighth day of eating instant noodles~

37. I eat instant noodles every time to save money to buy clothes. I have to wear contact lenses when my eyes are red and swollen. I stay up late at night and waste data to find a sign. Love it. How did I change when I fell in love with you

38. When I tie my hair, two circles are too loose and three circles are too tight. When I take a shower, I will freeze to death if I turn to the left or burn to death if I turn to the right. When eating instant noodles, one bucket is too little and two Too many barrels, alas! Why is it so difficult to make do with it?

39. I advise everyone to eat at night. Don’t wait until you are hungry in the middle of the night and eat a big bowl of instant noodles before you start to regret it.

40. I like eating instant noodles so much in the middle of the night. It’s so delicious. In my previous life, I was eating instant noodles. Forty articles on friends’ circle of friends about eating instant noodles in the middle of the night due to gout

One article on friends’ circle of friends about eating instant noodles in the middle of the night due to gout

1. What is loneliness? It’s not about eating instant noodles alone at a convenience store late at night, it’s not about no one liking your friend list, it’s not about being single and unattended all the time. Loneliness is when no one understands what you say. So, you stopped talking.

2. Never eat instant noodles with countless small oranges after midnight. You will have a huge stomachache in the morning.

3. I was really crazy. I ate a bag of instant noodles and drank a cup of fragrant red bean milk tea late at night.

4. After tinkering all day today, I couldn’t make anything edible. I was hungry late at night and ate instant noodles.

5. It turns out that when you are lonely, no matter what flavor of instant noodles you eat, it is the same.

6. I had breakfast at ten o'clock yesterday and ate the remaining piece and a half of pizza. Then I was hungry and ate instant noodles at three o'clock. I cooked noodles at night.

7. When you want to be pretentious at night, hold back, usually just have a late night snack, and tell your instant noodles, fried rice and kebabs what you want to say. Eat them when they hear too many of your secrets.

8. When tying your hair, two circles are too loose and three circles are too tight. When bathing, you will freeze to death if you turn to the left, or burn to death if you turn to the right. When eating instant noodles, one bucket is too little, two buckets are too much, alas! Why is it so difficult to make do with it?

9. My recent life: playing games, ordering takeout, eating instant noodles, watching dramas and sleeping.

10. The result of eating instant noodles and hot pot is the same. After eating, you will feel the same smell all over your body...

11. I am so hungry. I looked at the high-speed train. People eat rice dumplings, steamed buns, instant noodles, bread and biscuits, but I just want to drink water.

12. Xiao Chen finally lived the life he dreamed of as a child: eating instant noodles three meals a day.

13. Honey, can you make my instant noodles? Why, you ask? First, I want to pick you up; second, I like to eat instant noodles.

14. I don’t know when I started to develop the habit of eating instant noodles at 11:30 in the evening.

15. The canteen of the work unit is not open, and I feel like my throat hurts after eating instant noodles.

16. Eating instant noodles all the time is bad for your health... Tell me not to eat instant noodles, no one will cook for me and let me drink the northwest wind

17. Eating instant noodles at night actually made me feel happy.

18. When meeting old classmates, everyone put on a false smile and said polite words. They would never stay up late in the dormitory reading and eating instant noodles like before.

19. In the evening, the three of us sat on the sofa and discussed what to eat for dinner. My dad urged us to cook. Me: I want to eat instant noodles. My dad: Instant noodles are full of preservatives and cannot be eaten. Me: Who wants to eat instant noodles with me? Dad, do you want it? My dad: Yes.

20. The result of not knowing how to eat is that I am often forced to eat instant noodles at noon. Ahhhhh, I want to have a big meal! Part 2 of the Copywriting Moments for Gout Eating Instant Noodles in the Middle of the Night

21. Eating instant noodles in the middle of the night, I don’t feel a trace of guilt, even though I’ve already had dinner. Fallen like me.

22. This is a kind of happiness: when you are hungry, when you have no choice but to suffer from difficult syndrome, when you are watching dramas and movies, when you are ~

23. Every time I eat instant noodles, I feel like sitting on a sleeper berth on a train.

24. Why does eating instant noodles late at night bring more satisfaction than barbecue hot pot?

25. I thought I had everything sorted out, but suddenly I remembered that I should buy a few packs of instant noodles and pickled mustard. As I was typing, I wanted to eat instant noodles.

26. Why can I gain weight even if I eat instant noodles every day? It must be a deficiency.

27. I thought about going back to eat instant noodles after drinking wine, but I would go to any lengths to eat instant noodles.

28. The highest state of eating instant noodles is to look at China on the tip of your tongue while eating instant noodles.

29. If you don’t have money, a car, a house, or a career, just follow other people’s methods of picking up girls and go for instant noodles.

30. I ate a bowl of instant noodles and so many snacks late at night that I was so full that I almost vomited it out.

31. It was my first time to ride a green train. Everyone in the train was crying while eating instant noodles. They ordered fried beef river, which tasted better than box lunches.

32. Get up early tomorrow and eat instant noodles. I want to eat instant noodles so much. I must eat instant noodles tomorrow morning.

33. The truth of life is that since you choose to eat instant noodles, don’t be afraid of getting fat and add less seasoning. It will make you fat and taste unpalatable.

34. I debated whether it was inappropriate to eat instant noodles at home at this point, but then I thought about how happy it would be to eat barbecue and boiled noodles on the roadside at this time, so the water was already boiled.

35. What kind of instant noodles should I eat at night? It’s not healthy at all. I feel like vomiting when I smell it!

36. Some people only judge the quality of a star based on rumors on the Internet, but forget to think that these articles were written by some people while lying down and eating instant noodles.

37. On Chinese Valentine’s Day, there is no girl to buy a bucket of instant noodles and go home to make them. . .

38. I obviously want to have a good figure, but I always feel a little hungry here, so I start eating instant noodles. It’s too difficult for me.

39. The late-night snack plot of eating instant noodles to relieve hatred seems childish, but I still sucked and sucked.

40. My dad had to tell me when he was eating instant noodles at night, okay, now I’m eating them too.