Don't put uncivilized on the score of civilization.

Don't use the corridor as a runway, and don't use the game as judo. Please rinse after use.

Line up like a wild goose and walk gently like a kitten.

Cherish the water of life and "live" bit by bit.

Go up and down the stairs, and then go right. I'll let you go easily.

The grass smiles at you, please make a detour.

news

An advertisement for a sound company-"Call four times!"

An advertisement for a jiaozi store-"Everything!"

An advertisement for a lime factory-"Starting from scratch!"

A pawnshop advertisement-"Well deserved!"

An advertisement for a hat-making company-"Take a man by his hat!"

A barber shop advertisement-"Nothing!"

Proverbs: Gold is like gold and jade is like jade.

Eight mature, 100%; Ten mature, twenty percent lost.

Steer calmly, but sail safely.

White rice is delicious, but grain fields are not easy to grow.

Even if it rains for a hundred days, it will clear up one day.

Seeing is believing, seeing is believing.

Help others forget, others help themselves remember.

Humorous stories and jokes: the son of a rich family went to take an exam. His father gave him a test in advance, and he got good grades. He thought he would be admitted, but his son's name was not on the list. Father hurried to the county magistrate for trial. The magistrate turned to look at the scroll and saw a faint mist on it, but there were no words. As soon as dad got home, he scolded, "Why is your paper so ugly?" My son cried and said, "No one grinds ink for me in the examination room, so I have to dip my pen in water and write on the inkstone."

There was a sincere love before me, and I didn't cherish it. When I lost it, I regretted it The most painful thing in the world is this. If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to that girl: "I love you!" " "If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it is ten thousand years.

Dialogue on storytelling: 1, Lang said Bao was once divided, who can tell Qin! Doing business today is as good as a ghost, and my heart is hanging in the air.

I remember there was a party by the river last spring. I visited again today, but I didn't see my bosom friend. But seeing a piece of land breaks my heart.

3, break the lyre, I don't want to fight anyone! All smiles are friends, but it's hard to find a bosom friend.

4, snobbish and snobbish, gentle people re-read their confidants! Boya will not die in the clock, which is an eternal miracle.

Crosstalk dialogue:

A: Is this crosstalk the counterpart?

B: Let's sing it once.

I'm afraid you can't sing for a while?

B: Crosstalk emphasizes speaking, learning, teasing and singing.

A: How to sing? Behind the scenes, right?

B: You can take whatever you want.

A: Follow like a machine gun.

B: That's it!

I sing the first sentence, you sing the next.

B: That's right.

A: Sing something.

Sing what?

A: Exclusion of Wang Zan.

What do you mean by "Pie Wang Zan"?

A: Also called < >.

Oh, the map of the emperor.

A: I played Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing until the Republic of China.

China has a history of more than 5000 years.

A: You must sing for the gentlemen.

B: That's right.

A: What we say in our mouths will reach your ears.

B: Of course.

I said the first sentence and you said the second.

B: That's right.

A: Don't go the wrong way.

B: Then where can I go?

You've been listening for a long time.

B: That's right!

Where did an ancient man come from? He can't sing backwards.

B: That's right. We must sing clearly.

Come on, open your mouth.

Open your mouth.

A: Hello!

A: Don't open your mouth together.

B: Didn't you tell me to open my mouth?

I said the last sentence, and you said the next.

Oh, yes.

A: (Singing) Heaven and Earth, Bai Yuan, the universe is weak.

B: After the quarrel, you sing. I see, the universe in Bai Yuan is dizzying!

A: The doer is heaven and Kun is earth. You sing the next sentence.

B: Yes.

A: (Singing) Heaven and Earth, Bai Yuan, the universe is faint.

B: (singing) Spring will begin on August 15th.

Oh, no ..

B: What's the matter?

A: Mid-Autumn Festival in August 15. How did spring break out?

B: You must know nothing about poetry, songs and historical stories.

A: Me?

B: This is Wu Dalang's first year as emperor.

A: Is Wu Dalang also an emperor?

Well, that year was full of strange things.

A: Yes.

Hmm.

A: (Singing) Heaven and Earth, Bai Yuan, the universe is faint.

B: (singing) Spring will begin on August 15th.

I always sound clumsy.

You sound embarrassed!

Answer: (singing) Jingshan Park hanged the king, the wise master,

B: Huh? Was Chu Zhuangwang hanged in Jingshan Park?

Check the steel guide rail.

B: (singing) Sit down. This Yang Guang has a clever gentleman.

A: (Singing) Sister Yang is taking the train. She is pushing a horse.

Do you understand this sentence? Take the train and push the horse.

A: Things.

B: (singing) I saw tears in Nantang Camp.

A: (Singing) Watching Nan Tang's right eye cry to his left eye,

B: (singing) The crying husband's name is Cheng.

A: (singing) You died miserably in Zhuozhou.

B: (singing) Liu Bowen killed you.

A: (singing) I hate Huang Tianba in my heart.

B: (singing) You shouldn't kill Pan Qiaoyun with a knife.

A: Where is Shi Xiu now?

B: Pull a rickshaw. References:

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