Once upon a time, there was a grandmother who lived by the sea. One day, she saw two people jump into the sea and went to save one of them.

One person can't be saved. Uh, uh, call 999.

As soon as the phone rang, my mother-in-law asked, hello! Is it a pigeon? (My mother-in-law wants to know if it's 999)

A poor guy replied: what wild pigeon?

My mother-in-law said: some people say "high"! (Someone jumped into the sea)

A poor man said, "What business do you do?" ?

Mother-in-law added: one has pigeons in his clothes, and the other has no pigeons! (One saves, one saves)

The poor guy replied, * Of course, West wants a pigeon and a pigeon. Ga! ! !

Mother-in-law said: People without pigeons can crow loudly.

The poor guy replied, it's not good to call you a bed! Grandma, you used to eat wild things to make you talk about the wild on pigeons.

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Mother-in-law replied: I used to eat left smelly west! I used to eat left-fried peanuts.

the second group

Speaking of grandma, since the last time I was cut by that poor guy on the left line ... I have been silent and disappeared in the left row, but because she is so poor ... I went to the bottom of the left training overpass. ...

One day, two men took their dogs for a walk. One is a foreign dog with fur, and the other is a dog with fur. ...

They both came to the bottom of the overpass and met. One of them accidentally knocked down the other, so they got up and demanded an apology! A dog might be impatient, so he ran to the left, away from ghosts, and finally didn't see Tim! !

Therefore, these two people are sharper ... but because an old lady is practicing the bottom of the overpass, she feels so annoyed that she wants to call the police and complain ~

Grandma: Hello! ? What is the degree of mi dove dove? (999)

Bad guy: it's you again, grandma! ? You have something to do this time!

Grandma: I want to vote for demolition. There are two men hoeing pigeons at the bottom of the overpass.

Bad guy: It's none of your business to hoe pigeons! ?

Grandma: I can't even train them! How about "hoeing" underground? I can't see a pigeon (dog) leaving.

Bad guy: baa! ! ! "hoe" to even a "pigeon" is not buried! ?

Grandma: it's lo~ but I've seen two "pigeons" in Diego, one with mo (wool) and the other with mo (wool) ~

Poor guy: It's none of your business if there is hair in the field! !

Grandma: Why don't you help her get "pigeons" ~

Poor guy: I can help him raise the ground temperature! !

Episode 3

Last time I talked about grandma cutting a thread for a poor guy and going to plow Zuotian in the New Territories. One day, when she was plowing Zuotian, she woke up the old man who sent underwear and cotton from a nearby charity and immediately went over to pick it up. In fact, there was a charity meeting with the elderly the other day, but the grandmother arrived a few minutes late. Although every charity sent Grandma's shirts and trousers, and Grandma's size was also sent to Sun and returned to Grandma, Grandma was still waiting for Grandma and Li to spend the winter together, so she had to call the police for help. ...

Grandma: Hello? What is it, Jimmy Dove (999)?

Poor guy: What are you, Grandma? Did you see O again this time? Someone wants to hoe pigeons in the west?

Grandma: There are still people playing 3 games. There are people changing shirts and quilts. )

Bad guy: Is it your business to play with people? Do you want to play?

Grandma: I'm a westerner and I'm an asshole! I'm a little left! )

Bad guy: o! ? Grandma, are you old and strong? ! How generous are you? ! Is it really difficult? !

Grandma: This is a stork pigeon. (It's a charity. )

Bad guy: what a line. O, is it gay to tie an O-frame?

Grandma: I don't know how to get to the left of O. I don't know how to get to the left of o. )

Poor guy: Is there an O-frame in the outdoor environment at home?

Grandma: and everyone who lives in O has finished typing 3, but O with O has a lot of essence, so I don't want to wear O with O.

But the system is fine.

There are also people who wear O to change shirts and quilts, but the big set of O is clean. I don't want a big set of o's, but it's clean. )

Bad guy: Oh! Grandma, you have to fight a real army with people! ? How many years have you enjoyed it without grandma? ! but

People can't even tan you!

Grandma: What's the matter with you? Is there a place? )

Bad guy: I have hair! But my brother o doesn't know, but what does it matter to you that I have hair?

Grandma: Why don't you give me the sun?

Bad guy: I have condoms, but do you want the size?

Grandma: I want a small size.

Bad guy: Why do I have to win the lottery? Do you want it or not?

Grandma: Yes! Bad brother, you are really a good man!

Poor guy: Well, am I good at it? Are you Guan Po?

Grandma: I come here every week. I left the venue and walked over.

Well, it seems that I did it for my grandmother alone. Actually, I have a brother-in-law relative, but SARS has been raging recently, even my grandmother O.

Both brothers-in-law won O- Zuo's trick, but O- Zuo's trick was really a narrow escape a few years ago, and grandma met O- Zuo's brother-in-law from O-rock.

On my deathbed, I went to see him for the last time, but I didn't know he was going to the border hospital, so I went to the hospital on the left to report.

police ...

Grandma: Hello? What is it, Jimmy Dove (999)?

Bad guy: Have you always been a grandmother? What happened this time?

Grandma: I want to iron my underwear.

I want to blow my sister-in-law. )

Bad guy: Do you want to press your underwear slowly? It's none of my business. !

Grandma: I play at home.

I still have time at home. )

Poor guy: You clearly know that you and your family should be easily crushed into the O box except the O left underwear, right?

Grandma: Poor brother, can you help me play? I wear gap "West" underwear at home, but I play with O, and Zuo O and Xi quilt at home.

It's sweet, but the house stinks. It's really easy to get involved.

Brother, can you help me? The most important thing in the family is her sister-in-law, but the family with O left O has atypical pneumonia.

My family is dying, so sad. )

Bad guy: Will the gap in underwear leave a mark on your block? ! But I'm not interested in you, and it stinks

"West" is even more awkward!

Grandma: My home is Xixian, please hurry.

My family is going to shout, please get through it quickly. )