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Adapted funny ancient poems
Don't take a bath when sleeping in spring, mosquitoes bite everywhere, and mosquitoes can't run away.

So the foot of my bed lit up, Li Bai opened the window and the fat woman was climbing the window. Li Bai saw it and picked up the AK gun.

Li Bai didn't pay for the boat, but suddenly he heard that the boat was leaking, and the Peach Blossom Lake was deep in thousands of feet. I wonder if Li Bai is dead.

Such a bright line is at the foot of my bed. Li Bai went to get a haircut, but he shaved it all without paying the shopkeeper.

Thousands of miles of warblers are singing green and reflecting red, and the fruit of every village in Shuicun was blown deaf. In the Southern Dynasty, it was bombed in 480, and many towers were scrapped.

With such a bright line at the foot of my bed, Li Bai opened the window and there was a sea of fire outside. He rushed to the attic, smoking more and more, and rushing to the worse door.

I insist that the roast duck won't relax, its roots are in the grass, and I can't stand it. The dragon wagged its tail and dug a hole in the ground, once in Mexico.

Sleep in spring without taking a bath, mosquitoes bite everywhere, and come to the mosquito control team at night. Where did the mosquito go?

When the moon sets and it rains all over the sky, all the fishing fires in Jiangfeng are extinguished. Hanshan Temple outside Gusu repairs clocks at midnight.

At the beginning of life, a sex idiot got zero for cheating in the exam. Dad found out how to fuck him with that kitchen knife, but he couldn't. What should I do? What should I do with that AK? What should I do? What should I do if he calls the emperor? What should I do if I jump off a building to find a bump man? What should I do? Cold salad!

At the beginning of life, human nature is good. I study, you make trouble, I take exams, you peek, I eat, I peek, and I see two rotten eggs.