Nicknames: Xiaoyu, Yu Ge, Xiao Zi, Lao Xie, X Shen, and Xie Boss.
He Chao: Birthday: 65438+1October 4th, Age: Kaikou 18, in Fanwai 3, 2 1.
Nicknames: Brother Chao, no, Brother Sao, Brother He Chao, Brother Bei, Prince of Love Songs.
Content introduction:
After the placement, two "problem of juvenile" who were very popular on campus were not only assigned to a class, but also became deskmates.
You're a bully, but you have to pretend to be scum You are full of drama, and you should strive for the last place in the exam. On the surface, you play games every day, but in fact you are studying hard behind your back. The writing is humorous and fluent, as if returning to the simple and green campus life.
8 18 Our class has to compete for the last two bosses in every exam.
Zhu Gu gave birth to the essence of drama (He Chao). If he refuses to accept it, he will dry up and destroy mankind (Xie Yu).
This is basically a serious joke, a little thing about growing up.
Classic sentence in Disguised Scum:
He Chao is in the East Building and Xie Yu is in the West Building.
Tsinghua Shuang Jie, killing for money.
Passerby: "Brother Chao, this ... Xie Yu in the West Building is so angry every day?"
He Chao: "Yes, cute."
"Let's go together, farther away."
He Chao thought for a moment and said, "Friend, have you tried two tricks?"
The fighting across the street is fierce. To tell the truth, Xie Yu felt very ashamed and didn't really want to start work: "Friend, I advise you to cherish your life."
He Chao folded the cuff twice upward, revealing a thin wrist: "What a coincidence, I like to die."
"I'm sorry," Xie Yu found a reasonable reason. "The score is too high for me."
He Chao said: "Nothing, get familiar with the name of the deskmate."
This sentence is very familiar, and I always feel that I have heard it somewhere. Before Xie Yu remembered, He Chao said, "Boyfriend, take more care in the future."
Xie Yu sat on the sofa waiting for dinner, but didn't hold back. She lowered her head and typed word by word in her mobile phone browser: What if her boyfriend doesn't like studying?
"I recently found out," He Chao whispered, even though he knew Xie Yu couldn't hear ... liking you seemed addictive. "