Mcdull said: If you live, you must have a pot of porridge.
McDull said: Strong kidney is strength.
Mcdull said: a pig and a pig bag.
Mcdull said: there are unexpected events in the sky, and people are doomed to misfortune.
Mcdull said: smell the chicken and move chopsticks!
Mcdull said: All shall be well, jack shall have Jill.
Mcdull said: if the relationship lasts for a long time, it's not pork.
McDull said: A threesome must have a pig's head.
Mcdull's classic quotations
Classic 1:
Mcdull: Fish balls, please.
Principal: There is no rough surface.
McDull: Really? Laiwan fish ball rice noodles bar
Principal: No fish balls.
McDull: Really? Na tripe coarse noodles bar
Principal: There is no rough surface.
McDull: Fish balls and noodles, then.
Principal: No fish balls.
Mcdull: Why is there nothing? Then let's eat squid balls and coarse noodles.
Principal: There is no rough surface.
McDull: Sold out again? Bowl of fish balls and rice noodles, please.
Principal: No fish balls.
P: McDull, they are all sold out of fish balls and coarse noodles, but they are all gone.
Mcdull: Oh ~ ~! There is nothing in it ... please give me fish balls.
Principal: No fish balls.
McDull: What about the coarse flour?
Principal: There is no rough surface.
Classic 2:
Jiao tea restaurant
Fish-flavored shredded pork rice! Chinese sauerkraut lion head rice! Sauté ed tenderloin with salt, less oil! Spicy mapo tofu rice! Add a fish-flavored shredded pork rice
Ok, soup ~
Classic 3:
My wish is to be a headmaster. Every day, I finish the tuition, eat hot pot today, spicy hot pot, pickled fish hot pot tomorrow, and pig bone hot pot the day after tomorrow. Teacher Cheng praised me straight: McDull, you finally found the true meaning of life!
Classic 4:
May, do you need to wear pants to be a pillar of society?
Of course, which pillar of society doesn't wear pants?
Ah ~ ~ Oh, shit! I only have a pair of swimming trunks.
Then you should be a lifeguard. Lifeguards are also the pillars of society.
Is that so? But I'm afraid of death! May, if sometimes those social pillars want to stink, will they?
Take off your pants?
Of course it will!
Oh ~ ~ that's good! I can be a pillar of society that wants to stink!
People call you a pillar of society. Why does it stink?
Let me ask ~ if it really stinks, is it a pillar of society?
Sort of!
That's more like it ~ ~ If that social pillar is too plump and burps and farts, is he still a social pillar?
Sort of. !
If that pillar of society has aphtha, acne, overeating and beriberi, is he still a pillar of society?
Where did you get so many questions?
Oh ~ ~ ~ I'm afraid I can't be a pillar of society when I grow up!
Afraid of what? When you grow up and study hard, you will definitely become a pillar of society!
Study hard? ! Study hard, won't you want to stink?
Classic 5:
engineer
My wish is to be an engineer. I do many projects every day.
After work, I went to the supermarket and bought a bottle of coke, a pack of salted eggs and a pack of ham.
Because it's on sale!
I want to be
My volunteer, after work, I have a set meal with my team members Xiaoming, Xiao Qiang and Sister Furong.
There are shrimp and fish, and you can also choose winter melon porridge instead of soup. But it will cost thirty yuan more.
clear
I know I will understand everything.
When I graduated from college,
Go to college again,
Go to middle school,
Go to primary school,
I think, one day after I finished kindergarten,
But I'm not afraid.
I don't understand,
There are many things in this world,
Classic lines of McDull bell
1. Am I lazy or am I lazy?
2. I like eating chicken best, my mother likes eating chicken best, and I like eating my mother and my favorite instant chicken with my favorite mother best.
3. I won't check!
4. This Hong Kong man took a shit!
5. We are famous children. ...
6. Taoist, is there air conditioning in this door? Taoist, did you ...
7. I'll give you a watermelon, but you don't want it. Save it, hehehehehe. I'll take it home to my sister-in-law. ...
8. Wheat, a famous pocket, is fat. It was born so fat, grew fatter, grew fatter, died fatter and died fatter.
He not only has no waist, but also has no neck!
10. He is not retarded, he is just kind.
1 1. Tom Cruise didn't come, otherwise, he would suddenly realize.
12. You see, the water in the teacup can easily hold the toothpick up, but this is a boat, so we need rivers and the sea.
13. That's it. I thought something wonderful would happen, but still, this McDull is so fat, kind, straight and stupid.
14. Then we parted ways.
15. A clock that moves slowly, slowly, slowly and inappropriately, but it must have been moving all the time, which is already wonderful.
16. But if, just if, I'll meet McDull when I grow up. If that McDull is still so strong, so kind, so plain, so straight up and down, if the eraser I gave him is still so white and has never been used, if so, something wonderful has happened.