20 1: Wild animals in the mountains, swallows in the clouds, fresh cattle and sheep on the land, shark wings in the bird's nest of Hericium erinaceus, and deer tail tips in scallops with bear's paw! Throw away your cheeks and open your back teeth. Food is like the flowing water of the Yangtze River, like wind and clouds, like being thrown into a box.

202: Don't even like the slag river? You forgot your roots! ! !

203: Thank God for the pot cooking.

204: A scientist with a way.

I am engaged in your work.

206: This depends on rice, four dishes and one soup. Pepper shredded potatoes, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, shredded pork with fish flavor, cucumber patties and rice are enough.

207: Say another one. What are you talking about? Say something practical.

208: If you can't stop his door, if you can't stop his lock, it's a bank security lock. He can poke it with celery.

209: Last time I drank too much, I used chopsticks as chicken feet and ate one and a half.

2 10: You think I dare not stew you. If there is a pot at home, I will stew you.

2 1 1: take a taxi ... let's not take a taxi. The president is calculating, so this will not be reported. Hey, here comes a dollar and two cents! 1.2 dollars is coming! I'm not sitting in my head. I have to pay for this! !

2 12: Guo: There is a frying pan on the ground floor of the pavilion. The kids carried steel forks and carried the newly dead into the frying pan. One person goes down, two people go down together and fry in four directions. ...

Y: What's fried cake? ! Those two went down with the oil rod!

2 13: Give 40 steamed buns, 80 Jin pancakes and fry two of these recipes-there are many ways to commit suicide, which is too bad for food.

2 14: ten years in primary school and twelve years in middle school. I was named the most familiar face in the school. When the new teacher came, he asked me the inside story of the school. ...

2 15: A friend from Taiwan Province province came backstage and took my hand and said, We like your cross talk very much, but it's getting late. It is really time for us to go. 105 There will be no car.

2 16: if I hadn't hit you, I would have turned my face.

2 17: Everyone knows! You didn't mention me in the gossip?

2 18: Play computer at home, chat with netizens on SM, and try my best to exert myself.

2 19: a general lock can be opened with a face, and a community can be opened with a bag of instant noodles.

220: When I arrived in Yunnan,' See the folk dance?' Don't look Beijing also has it! Have you ever seen anyone naked? ... without clothes, I know which nationality you are from?'

22 1: There are many rumors outside, which are more true than the news.

You watch the news again. Two lies and one fart.

Can you tell which is gossip and which is news?

Watch that movie. Very propaganda. It looks like an advertisement.

Look at that advertisement again. Very artistic.

Do you know which is an advertisement and which is a movie?

Look at that (read "nei") professor. Sell all your things and think only about money.

Look at the businessmen (read "inside") one by one. Wear a pair of glasses. The speech was elegant.

Can you tell who is a professor and who is a businessman?

That (read "internal") doctor has no money, so he won't have an operation. Ruthless. Like a killer.

Look at the killer. Very organized and disciplined.

Can you tell which is the murderer and which is the doctor?

Look at that (read "inside"). Many officials. Reach for the money. Make it look like a thief. You are organized and disciplined.

Can you tell who is an official and who is a thief?

Look at that (read "inside"), there are many big bosses. Take advantage of hundreds of millions. It's like digging

Don't pay people. Deduct money from everything and act like a beggar.

Look, beggar. Out of the hotel into the hotel.

Can you tell which is the boss and which is the beggar?

Look at that movie star. One is meaner than the other. Sleep with you today and sleep with him tomorrow. Like a prostitute.

Look at that whore. She won't answer any questions she doesn't want to answer.

Can you tell who is a prostitute and who is a star?

Look at the director One is more rogue than the other. Fuck it, fuck it.

Look at that rascal. Elegant and polite, wearing glasses like a director.

Can you tell who is a gangster and who is a director?

Some policemen. If you say fight, fight. If you say curse, curse. Worse than hooligans.

Look at those hooligans. Politeness can help you do anything.

Who's a gangster and who's a policeman?

222: Give a penny of watermelon and weigh it on time.

223: I ordered shark's fin fried rice, but three pairs of chopsticks couldn't find shark's fin. Please call the chef. Can you tell me where the shark fin is? The chef said, my name is shark fin! !

224: We haven't eaten for several days, and everyone looks like pancakes.

Just then, Bush's BP machine rang.

226: Do they have family style? If you don't pick things up in the aisle, you will lose them.

227: "Dad, I'm hungry!" "Hungry again, didn't you eat last year?"

228: I threw the shot so far, the coach said, it doesn't count if people go out!

229: This brain is as big as a pine nut. When you open your skull, you can cook it in a bowl.

230: Come to Heaven, the buildings here are beautiful, and there are signs on both sides: No stalls around Heaven 100 meters!

23 1: If you want a hamburger, wrap a piece of paper and open it. Want to eat crabs, uncover them; Want to drink milk, take the steamed bread and pull it. ...

I want to buy 50 good cars-Alto, Alto, Alto ...! Get up with a dart and drive like a train!

Guo: I got lost halfway. He took out a bunch of instruments, and the southeast minute hand of the compass pointed to the north ... I said that you were all behind, so we had to adopt an advanced method-throwing shoes.

Y: You are behind Inner Mongolia!

234: People had a plasma TV, so I got one and asked a friend to save it. As big as a wall, Motorola brand … looks empty, and the TV rings: the TV you are watching is not in the service area … what's the point? This 300 yuan is not wasted.

I was introduced to a girlfriend. It's beautiful. Her face looks like a car accident scene.

Do you have lobster two feet long? Sorry, there is nothing two feet long, only two feet two. What stupid restaurant doesn't even have a two-foot lobster? Eat a plate of shredded potatoes.

237: Know Yu Qian? I don't know! Then you won't often watch the legal system go on.

238； Our fan (Yu Qian) is ivory! ..... one side is a word, and the other side is a painting. Written by the great calligrapher Mi Nanyang.

Yu Qian: What did you write?

Degang Guo: Teacher, follow that old woman.

This way, this way: Teacher, please spare the old woman.

239: I just took off my cotton trousers when Miss Chun came!

240: "The Sound of Music": "Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dang ..... Zhu Bajie recited his wife's music.

24 1: I sell Kaifeng dishes, and I make Kaifeng dishes full of foreign flavor. Take the first word of the English letter. Open (take) K, seal (take) F, set (take) C, KFC. I also hung a picture of my grandfather wearing glasses.

Degang Guo: I want to sell Korean food. There's a Korean restaurant called "Full Moon 3,000 Li". Why is it called three thousand li?

Yu Qian: The people's land area is 3,000 li.

Degang Guo: Why not? Our China has a history of 5,000 years of civilization. His name is three thousand Li, and mine is five thousand years. He is the bright moon. In order to fight and understand the dialogue, the moon faces the sun. He is "the bright moon is three thousand Li". I am "Five Thousand Years of Daylight"

Yu Qian: You put everyone in.

243: Two children fight: You are CCTV-you are CCTV!

244: Guo: Hehe, having fun and being in good health, what is listening to cross talk? Jing Li: Tell me! Guo: I'll teach you, huh? Guo: Listening to cross talk is mainly about Guan Er! Jing Li: Oh, yes. Guo: boring, boring, boring, boring, no matter how many sentences, in one go! Platoon leader Guo; Clean-mouthed; Alas! Guo: Listening to cross talk is mainly about Guan Er! Jing Li: Alas! Guo: Listen to storytelling? Jing Li: Huh? Guo: That's what I heard! Jing Li: My son said: My son said! Flower and bird praise! Armor is awesome! That's what I heard! Jing Li: Yes! Guo: What about the conductor? Jing Li: What did you hear? Guo: Look at this great thing! Jing Li: Oh! Guo: Dance! Jing Li: Huh? Guo: Look at this companion! Jing Li: Look! Guo: Look! Jing Li: This is. . . . Guo: Pay attention to this area. Jing Li: Yes! Guo: pocket watch! Jing Li: Huh? Guo: Look at this chain. Oh Guo: Steamed buns! Jing Li: Huh? Guo: Eat this stuffing! Jing Li: Yes! Guo: Tang suit! Jing Li: This. . . Guo: Look at this button ~ Bird Kang! Qing: Huh? Guo: Pay attention to that movie. Guo: Buy a turtle! Jing Li: Huh? Look at that lid. What a learned thing. Jing Li: What is knowledge? !