Humorous sentences in Moments about jealous couples (Part 1)

1. I am not a god and cannot tolerate it, but you love her.

2. The acacia tree, passing through the years, was mistaken by the west wind for no reason. People are haggard, only for whom, the red leaves and flowing water do not follow each other.

3. At some point, I can also understand what it means to get worse.

4. I never dare to take myself too seriously!

5. Most of my possessiveness towards people comes from my lack of confidence in myself. It’s not that I don’t let you play with people other than me, but it’s that I’m afraid that you’ll meet someone better and better. The person I liked then distanced myself from me.

6. I am not gentle, I have a bad temper, I am easily angry, I am easily jealous, I am easily heartbroken, I am prone to random thoughts, I am willful, I don’t want to talk when I am angry, and I keep giggling when I am happy. , I will keep it in my heart when I am wronged. I want you to know that I care. I like to listen to sad songs when I am sad. I like to share with the people I care about when I am happy. Are you that person?

7. Some people just don’t realize how hurtful their words are.

8. Jealousy is the most obvious confession, waiting is the stupidest confession, and companionship is the longest confession.

9. I have believed all the lies you told me.

10. Life is a buffet. If you don’t take the initiative to get food, you won’t get anything.

11. Is it because my steps towards you were too light, and her intrusion just shocked your heart.

12. Smile is a kind of sadness. .

13. I am not as sweet as others, and my heart melts when I act coquettishly. I am not that strong, and can withstand anything. I am stubborn and fragile. I love to be jealous and will settle old scores. . Can you bear it?

14. You give him special care every day, but he forgets about setting space access permissions every day.

15. I’m sleepy, I’m asleep, um, oh, whatever.

16. It’s cute and deceptive that boys are jealous. He was jealous because he was so unreasonable that he ignored people.

17. Only after stumbling did I realize that life is about losing some cherished people and things.

18. Space is the longevity medicine of love. Don't be jealous all the time. Everyone has friends of the opposite sex. Be jealous only when you should be jealous and let her know. Humorous sentences in the circle of friends about jealous couples (Part 2)

19. Can you know what my mood is at this time?

20. What bad thoughts can children have? The kids were just jealous today and forgot to add dumplings.

21. If one day you love someone as much as I love you, you will know how tired I am.

22. What is the completion of love? If marriage is the completion of love, then what is divorce? When I start to love someone, it is the completion of love.

23. If you like someone too much, you will never be able to control your emotions easily.

24. I don’t want my lover to be stolen from someone else’s heart in the future.

25. You withdraw a message and re-edit it

26. You can accept failure, but you absolutely cannot accept that you have never struggled.

27. Hide in a dark corner and enjoy the loneliness alone.

28. I can also be secular and not suffer the pain of love.

29. When I meet you, I pretend to leave quietly.

30. Hugging is really a strange thing. They are so close but can’t see each other’s faces.

31. For the first time, I discovered that the deliberate intentions in TV dramas are triggered in this way - when you start to be jealous, start to care, start to be jealous... when you start to like someone.

32. Today we are eating dumplings with vinegar, and the vinegar is ready. But I forgot to make dumplings. I could only drink the vinegar with tears in my eyes, but in the end I had to resist it alone, so

33. Do you know what the most sour feeling is? The most sour feeling is not jealousy, the most sour feeling is having no power. Jealous.

34. Are there any dumplings? I'm from the northwest!

35. Jealousy is a person’s instinct. Jealousy means liking you and caring when you are angry.

36. I am not an unreasonable person, but I can’t help but be jealous, coquettish, angry, and dishonest in front of you. Humorous Sentences on Moments for Couples Being Jealous (Part 3)

37. Maybe I’m too handsome, so you want to leave.

38. The feeling of jealousy in a woman: very sour, but a little sweet. A woman's jealousy is not malicious, it is a unique expression of love.

39. Please don’t tell the little secrets between you and so-and-so, okay?

40. I don’t like my girlfriend around me to see other men. I will be jealous, I am still a relatively traditional man.

41. The most sour thing in the world is not being jealous, but not being qualified to be jealous.

42. The greatest pain in life is going through wind and rain but not seeing the rainbow, and then catching a cold.

43. I took the wrong cup to drink water and turned it into vinegar

44. Luo Hong and I share a bed.

45. I am very tired but I don’t know where I am. I want to speak but I am speechless. You have become my psychological wound, which always seems to hurt in the dead of night.

46. You can’t tell the reason for truly loving someone. You only know that no matter when and where you are, in good or bad mood, you want this person to accompany you. The true relationship is when two people can be together. Staying together in the most difficult times means that there is no requirement at all for feelings to be given, rather than just wanting to gain.

47. I really want someone to love me forever. Why do you get jealous so easily and have no future?

48. Only when you truly love will you become jealous. Jealousy does not mean distrust; pig! Do you understand? I am childish in front of you!

49. I am very petty, jealous, and I don’t know when one day I will suddenly go crazy and tie you directly to the Civil Affairs Bureau!

50. I think I will hide my hurt, just like you want me to.

51. I don’t want to have much, so I can drink a cup of Wangzai milk, eat a strawberry, and then hug you.

52. If you fall down, get up and prepare for the next position.

53. If one day, I completely disappear from your world, will you remember my existence? Sentences for a jealous couple to post on each other’s WeChat Moments

Sentences for a jealous couple to post on each other’s Moments (Part 1)

1. Jealousy is the most obvious confession, and waiting is the stupidest confession. , companionship is the longest confession of love.

2. Life is a buffet. If you don’t take the initiative to get food, you won’t get anything.

3. I want to be jealous of the shredded potatoes. Where are the shredded potatoes?

4. My heart doesn’t obey me and I’m going crazy.

5. I can’t cry yet. I can’t help but my eyes are watery.

6. What does it have to do with me?

7. I don’t want to have much, so I can drink a cup of Wangzai milk, eat a strawberry, and then hug you.

8. I am full of affection, but I fall in love with you, who is cold-tempered by nature, so the ending seems to be doomed from the beginning?

9. I love you, so I am fooling around and being jealous. , there are dissatisfactions, and there are various reasons to prove it.

10. In the face of love accidents, only if you are not impulsive can you not be passive.

11. Baby, do you know. I ate a bowl of noodles this morning, and I have to say that the vinegar from the boss's house is really good. I added a little bit and it's still sour, almost to the point of feeling sour.

12. Only after stumbling did I realize that life is about losing some cherished people and things.

13. I’m sorry, I won’t love people who often make me jealous, because I know that I love you with all my heart, but your heart is not here at all.

14. Jealousy is a person’s instinct. Jealousy means liking you and caring when you are angry.

15. I can only say that jealousy is my instinct. If one day I really no longer care about you and others, then you and I are really finished.

16. After the age of being unreasonable, I think I should learn to be strong.

17. I have forgotten how to be happy, but I can never forget you.

18. I take acetic acid with a concentration of 3%-5%

19. How the hell should I answer? This is completely a jealousy that spans time and space, and it has been at least half a century. Very vinegary.

20. I was just seriously injured, and I just wanted to protect myself. Sentences for jealous couples to post on each other’s WeChat Moments (Part 2)

21. Do you want to eat dumplings? I have the ingredients!

22. Fool, do you think I love Lucia and have always regarded you as her? You are equally important to me as she is, but there is one thing that is different about you. I would be angry if I knew she liked Zhu Ran, but I would be jealous if I saw you with another man.

23. If only I could be by your side at this moment.

24. The wind outside the window blew gently, and the rain outside the window slowly fell.

25. His indifference and indifference made my inability to let go become a joke.

26. Fate: I am jealous because I like you, I am angry because I care about you, I hurt you because I don’t want to lose you!

27. At some point, I can also understand what it means to get worse.

28. If you like someone too much, you will never be able to control your emotions easily.

29. If you like a girl, stop making other girls laugh. One will be jealous and the other will be tempted.

30. For the first time, I discovered that the deliberate intentions in TV dramas are triggered like this - when you start to be jealous, start to care, start to be jealous... when you start to like someone.

31. I was jealous and deleted all the posts on the button about the man who said something. I laughed, why didn't I notice it in other things, that he cared so much?

32. What bad thoughts can children have? The kids were just jealous today and forgot to add dumplings.

33. Why is there a touch of sadness on the innocent face.

34. I don’t mind how chaotic your world was before you loved me, but I care that I am not your only one when you love me.

35. Say: Even if you are jealous, you have to pretend to be soy sauce and don’t let others look down upon you.

36. I am jealous in a subtle way

37. I just love to cry, laugh, and make trouble. I easily get angry, jealous, distressed, and have random thoughts! If you don't like me, please don't come close to my world.

38. Because of you, I become sad, easily jealous, and nervous. That’s because I care about you.

39. The most beautiful scenery is always the one that moves the fastest, and the most true feelings are those that hurt the most.

40. Such heartache, such love He was still bruised all over his body. Sentences for jealous couples to send to each other on Moments (Part 3)

41. I still feel heartbroken and jealous after seeing what he said in the past.

42. I don’t like separation but always face separation. I have no choice, right or wrong.

43. Those youthful days are as wonderful as a knife, and they are especially bloody when you wake up later.

44. It feels so heartwarming to know that someone remembers your little details. Not because you keep reminding them, but because they actually care.

45. Some people say: Love is like a back view. When you catch up with him, you regret it endlessly.

46. The most sour feeling is not that you are jealous, but that you are not even qualified to be jealous.

47. Why is this happening? Are you back to your original mood? They always follow you ghostly, which makes me jealous and makes me angry to death!

48. The most heartbreaking thing is watching the person who once said he would take care of you for the rest of your life fight with another girl. You still have to laugh and say it's okay, just because you have no right to be jealous.

49. The insidious class teacher arranged for a pair of lovers to sit at the same table with the most handsome and beautiful man and woman in the class, making them jealous of each other and finally broke up...

50. Falling Why are you still lying down, waiting for others to step on you?

51. I fell in love with my bed, but the alarm clock was jealous and always wanted to separate me from the bed.

52. I am a very stingy woman. I get jealous because of little things. That’s because I care about you. If one day I am no longer jealous, is that me?

53. We hold on to sorrow and lament the misfortune of life, and suffering to death has become the destined ending.

54. Mom said: Even if you are jealous, you have to act like you are drunk and don’t let others look down upon you.

55. My dear, you come slowly and walk gently, but you don’t even want to say hello to me.

56. Happy people are all the same, and unhappy people have their own misfortunes.

57. If you get a little close, you will have to change your tendency to speak unabashedly.

58. You blow into his face and ask him if he is sour.

59. It’s not that I don’t want to have it, I’m just afraid of losing it after having it, and I’m even more afraid of living with nostalgia after losing it.

60. God decides who your relatives are, and luckily He leaves you some leeway in choosing your friends. Summary of funny sentences describing poverty in the circle of friends (55 items)

Part 1 of funny sentences describing poverty in the circle of friends

1. Grind the bones and nourish the intestines.

2. Please give way and don’t stop me from drinking the northwest wind

3. Eat bran vegetables every day, wear patched clothes, and use a broken computer.

4. Helpers don’t make money, they just live in idleness.

5. The burden is broken and there is no firewood at home.

6. The poor know the suffering of the poor, and the poor know the relatives of the poor.

7. Don’t go to the toilet if you can’t help it, for fear of getting hungry faster! Silence is golden. Don't talk to me. I want to save money.

8. I am still young, and having no money now is nothing. Anyway, there will be many days when I have no money in the future.

9. Sorry, I have to return my phone after answering this question. Give it to someone else.

10. I’m so hungry, but eating now feels too sinful, so luckily I pulled two backs!

11. I sold my ideals and replaced them with daily necessities.

12. Eat pig and dog food, do cattle and horse work.

13. Money is tight recently, and I want to call the school to ask them to refund some tuition fees. Don’t pay for it in vain!

14. I slapped myself twice before going out and saved money on blush. Eight thieves searched my house all night and finally left one hundred yuan behind.

15. You in the future will definitely thank you for your hard work now.

16. When you pass by the lawn, please be careful not to dirty the soil I want to eat.

17. A prosperous woman has several characteristics: she can eat, drink, sleep, spend money, and is unreasonable and doesn’t work!

18. Worship money because you are short of money, and be jealous because you don’t have it. Part 2 of Funny Sentences to Describe Poverty in Moments

19. I don’t dare to go to the toilet for fear of not being able to keep up with nutrition.

20. I dare not keep a dog for fear that it will compete with me for food.

21. From today on, don’t call me except for activities that cost more than 5 yuan for meals. If you don’t have money, you will have to eat rubbish!

22. These days, Apple phones are nothing, brand-name clothes are nothing, luxury cars and mansions are all gone. What’s the coolest way to show off your wealth right now? Just standing together with peers, you are like a little fresh meat, and she is like an old potato.

23. Pick and choose. I have spent all day shopping today. I am so poor that I have to eat dirt.

24. We agreed to grow old together, so let’s dye ourselves gray!

25. I am almost eating up all the soil on the motherland!

26. FUCK! Why is the northeast wind blowing again today? Now there was nothing to eat.

27. Clear invalid treasures.

28. Live a good life if you have money, live a good mentality if you don’t have money, be happy if you are poor, and be happy if you are poor. Sometimes poor people can be more happy. The key is to see whether you have the mentality to be happy.

29. Two hours of fun, one month of eating dirt, I’m going to start eating dirt.

30. Looking forward to a good year, my undershirt is patched like a jacket.

31. I just came out of prison and had to find a way to get in again.

32. I can lie down at home during the weekend, but if I move too much, I will get hungry easily.

33. I don’t have money or material to love you, but I will use my life to love you.

34. Pick up the bubble gum on the ground and chew it. Yo, it still tastes sweet!

35. You cannot drink tap water, and you cannot eat unwashed apples. You can eat apples washed with tap water. The world is so wonderful.

36. Every time I see a beggar shaking his bowl at me, I feel like he is showing off his wealth to me. Part 3 of funny sentences describing poverty in Moments

37. I would like to ask how you can survive until next week with thirty dollars?

38. The abacus rings and the tears flow. Being cold is afraid of the wind, being poor is afraid of being in debt.

39. The thief searched my house all night and finally left one hundred yuan behind.

40. Whoever dares to insert the most beautiful dream into the frozen soil will get the fragrance of the garden.

41. I’m so hungry and want to eat egg fried rice, but my brother is watching Running Man and doesn’t want to help me fry it.

42. The greatest possibility of winning five million yuan is in a dream.

43. If you have ten coins in your waist, your clothes will make a sound.

44. When I give birth to a son in the future, I want his name to be "so handsome". Then when others see me, they will say "what a handsome daddy".

45. I cried, I cried, I have to eat dirt again, Double Eleven is painful but happy.

46. There is no lamp in the room to watch the moonrise, and no clothes on the body to watch the hot sky.

47. I usually eat enoki mushrooms because they can be eaten repeatedly.

48. I can’t solve anything that can be solved with money.

49. If you are not afraid of your boss, you will be well-behaved.

50. Couple: "My wife, after I make money, I will charge it to the bank card and tell you the password, so you can buy whatever you want." /p>

51. Some people appear to be silent on the surface, but in fact they are crying over the final payment.

52. All failures are insignificant compared with the failure of losing yourself.

53. I didn’t have enough breakfast and I don’t know where to find dinner.

54. Winning insulator, give it a try, you really have no money to buy bricks and you have to eat dirt.

55. I lost fifty cents the day before yesterday. I was so angry that I haven’t eaten today. Classic sentences to post on Moments before going to bed (55)

1. Cowardice imprisons the soul, I hope it can make you feel free. The strong save themselves, the saint saves others.

2. The first time I said good night to you ten years ago, I was so excited that I couldn’t sleep all night. Ten years later, I said good night to you tonight. I no longer have insomnia, but your head is weighing heavily on me. My arms are so sore.

3. If a man doesn’t show his childish side in front of you, it means you haven’t entered his heart yet.

4. Time will remember your gentle and sincere heart.

5. Don’t always listen to sad songs, don’t always think about the past, don’t let the past hold you back, and don’t let the future be let down.

6. Every time I am disappointed, I will do one less thing to love you. Until the end, change the note to the full name, cancel the special care, not take the initiative to find you online, and put away the things you gave me. , delete all your photos, and never look at you secretly again, you will completely lose me.

7. When you meet someone you like, just work hard to love. People who have loved hard should not care about it. Even if you are bruised all over because of love, it is better than a long period of heartache.

8. Life is not about how many days you live, but how many days you remember.

9. Like is the joy at first sight, but love lasts forever; like is wanting to sleep with you, and love is wanting to be with you every day when I wake up.

10. There are too many words that cannot be said in this world: Can you go with me, can you stay, can you not leave... The last thing I said with choked sobs was: It doesn't matter. I can do it. Just go. I'm fine on my own.

11. Please be strong when you are alone, tolerate when you are two, and work hard when you are three.

12. To live a good life is to spend your life reading the books you should read, doing the things you know how to do, visiting the beautiful scenery of the world, eating all the delicious food in the world, and seeing all the beauties in the world. Instead of finding someone to wash and cook behind closed doors, the children cry and the mother-in-law makes trouble, and the three aunts and six mothers-in-law come to the door and gossip... Of course I don't deny that the latter's life is also contented and happy, but can I not always persuade the former to become like myself? people.

13. Maybe, it will be a long time before you understand how much courage it takes for a stubborn person like me to ask you not to leave me, and how much courage it takes to hold back. Only then will I drive you out of my life completely.

14. You must work hard and earn more money so that you can support your stomach that loves to eat, your heart that loves to play, and your habit of shopping and shopping. You can go alone and come alone and live a good life.

15. Even if there are too many disappointments in life, I hope you can try to accept them and learn not to embarrass yourself.

16. In the world, there is no time that cannot be squeezed out, only appointments that you do not want to attend. Every choice is actually what the heart wants.

17. Cherish it if you encounter it, and work hard if you don’t encounter it.

18. If you can't be together, don't give the other person any hope or hint. This is the greatest responsibility; after separation, don't disturb the other person and let the other person live peacefully. This is the final tenderness.

19. Others think you are "cold" or have "social phobia", but in fact you just don't want to deal with them.

20. I would rather spend time cultivating the imperfect self than waste time expecting perfect others.

21. Do your best and obey destiny. Have no regrets in your heart and no confusion in your emotions. Go with the flow and take things as they come. If you know you are wrong, correct it; if you have lost your way, you will know how to return. Be attentive to people who like you and forgetful to people who don't like you. Such a life is very good.

22. The love you never mentioned is flowing out from your eyes, but you are the only one in the world who doesn’t know it.

23. Loneliness should be enjoyed rather than endured.

Twenty-four, doing nothing all day long but not feeling at all relaxed. Have you ever felt this way?

25. We all fall in love with school when we are about to graduate, and we all want to start well when it is almost over.

26. At the beginning, I wanted to be a hero, a superman, and a powerful person surrounded by a halo. Later, I just wanted to be an ordinary person and have a cat. A dog, a little house, and a lover.

27. Girl, if you get together during the Spring Festival holiday, remember to either not drink a drop of wine or drink a thousand glasses.

28. Those things that took a long time to figure out will eventually be overthrown by a loss of emotion.

29. In fact, you know that any relationship that requires you to spend all your efforts to please will not last too long.

30. I think silence is a sign of growth, and the sign of maturity is how to be silent. I cannot say that we are born like summer flowers, living perfectly and wisely, and death is like autumn leaves, which is also very far away from us. The most real thing at the moment is just a kind of generosity and forgiveness, towards ourselves, others, and this world where disappointment and hope coexist. .

31. I hope I am a person who makes your heart beat, rather than someone you think is good after weighing the pros and cons and analyzing the pros and cons.

32. I just hope that in a few years, we can be together and never be separated. Just like Qian Zhongshu said: "From now on, we will only say goodbye and never be separated again."

33. I have seen too many things and walked many roads. I just want to meet someone I can rely on for the rest of my life.

Thirty-four. The person who wants to spend a lifetime with you will actually be extremely happy if he can spend just one day with you.

35. Find someone who can ruin your lipstick, not someone who can ruin your mascara.

36. The person who loves you most will inevitably lie. For example, what your parents say to you: You can eat, I’m not hungry. What your lover says to you: It doesn't matter, I'm not sad.

Thirty-seven. Go meet the person you want to see now. If you feel regretful, make up for it now. It is the age when you should go crazy, and you don’t need to keep to yourself.

38. In fact, you are not introverted, you are just not good at being cheerful with unfamiliar people.

39. The most difficult stage in life is not parting, but an agreement that has been made for many years, but I was the only one who came as promised.

40. Women are easily moved to pay attention to you, care about you, and like you. So if you don't really like her, don't be nice to her. This is the kindness a man should have.

41. He doesn’t like you that much. Sometimes you would rather weave a beautiful lie for yourself, live in your imagination, and abuse yourself sweetly. In the end, you forget in your delusion that this is just a delusion, thinking that if you tell a lie a thousand times, it will come true. As everyone knows, a lie told a thousand times will come true. , is still a lie.

42. When you are unhappy, try to talk less and sleep more. Only a warm quilt and a good dream at night can comfort us who have too many unsatisfactory days.

43. Life is so short, I don’t want to have even a second of regret with you.

44. When you want to speak, what you say must be more valuable than silence.

45. Flowers bloom when they meet spring, and I fall in love when I meet you.

46. It takes a moment to reach out, but it takes many years to hold hands. No matter who you meet, he is the person who should appear in your life, and it is no accident. ——How can we meet each other if we don’t owe each other.

47. Sometimes, you want to prove it to ten thousand people, but later on, you find that you only get one person who understands, and that is enough.

48. Do your best when studying, and only look at the results when working. Whether you're experienced or new to the workforce, people won't buy any of your excuses.

49. There is nothing wrong with the dark night of life. The darker the night, the more beautiful the moon and stars are.

Fifty. As long as you dare not be cowardly, why should we miss it?

51. I don’t miss you very much. I just set your call as the only ringtone and put it next to me, and check from time to time whether it shuts down automatically and whether the signal is good.

52. People have been lazy for a long time, and if they work a little hard, they think they are working hard.

53. If you can't be together, don't give the other person any hope or hint. This is the greatest responsibility; when you are separated, don't disturb the other person's peaceful life. This is the final tenderness.

54. People with insomnia love to post status messages, just to tell a specific person that they are not asleep yet.

55. Only when you cherish something can you be sincere; only when you understand something can you be worthy.