I want to be happy. Guo: Mainly introduce him. Y: Why do you mainly introduce me? Guo: This person's name is Yu: It's me. Guo: My idol. Y: Well, I can't say Guo: I have a car and a house. Yu: No Guo: It's amazing. Go to this station. Hey Yu: That's it. Guo: How energetic. Look at this face. His eyes are like meatballs, his ears are like jiaozi, his nose is like garlic and his hair is like a fan. This messy head in the northeast is: a pot of vegetables. Guo: Famous. Not famous. Guo: People envy you when you go. Guo: Oh, you envy me. Guo: When can I be as happy as you? Guo: I'm fine. Celebrities are easy to mix and can do anything. Guo: I don't know when I will stop. What's the matter with you? Guo: I saw people have cars and houses. I really envy them. Do you think it is wrong for me to pursue a happy life? Y: That's right. Guo: Yes, Guo: I want to be happy. Guo: I want to start a business. I must make a fortune. K: OK, send it. Guo: I must have a good body first. Oh, exercise. Guo: Fortunately, I didn't drink too much. Guo: I don't play mahjong. Guo: I don't like playing cards. Guo: I only smoke a little. Guo: I like smoking. Later, I watched a health program on TV, saying that smoking is harmful to health and easy to die suddenly. Guo: I'm scared. I gritted my teeth and stamped my foot. I played this game: Quit smoking? Guo: I won't watch this program. I quit this project. what do you think? This is Guo: For my health. Ah! Is it for health? This is Guo: I want to be happy. I'm afraid others will look down on me. This is Guo: I am a serious person, an innocent background and an old-fashioned good citizen. I am careless, warm-hearted and ready to help others in all kinds of martial arts. I am ready to help others when I have difficulties, and I am ready to help others when I have no difficulties. Y: You have created difficulties for others. Guo: I'm afraid others will look down on me. The gas station at the door makes me very angry. Y: Then how can I find you? Guo: They all drive there to refuel, adding 200 yuan and 300 yuan. After that, there are gifts. Guo: Give a newspaper or something. Guo: Give me a map. That's better. Guo: I want a big map, too. I can push my scooter. Guo: Motorcycle 10 yuan! Yu: 10: That's all. Where can I get a map? Yu: Mainly for the map. Guo: What do you need that thing for? Where can you go? Y: It won't be long. Guo: Don't you just give it if you refuel? Give me one. Where are you going? You tell me, and I'll point it out for you. Show Guo: OK, I'm so angry! Y: Don't be so idle. Guo: Look down on me. I am a person with strong self-esteem. Ah ~ ~ ~, I'll make a program for you. Why do you want it? Guo: There is a Cantonese tea restaurant in front of our door. They all go there for breakfast in the morning. Y: I'll go too. Y: Are you going? Guo: Why did I send the fried liver? Oh, no way. Guo: Stride, pay 100. Jade: Enguo: Payu: Liguo: Early arrival 100 yuan ratio: Early arrival 100 yuan. K: Sorry, sir, we don't sell half of it. Yu: 100 yuan to buy half a book Guo: It hurts self-esteem. Y: Yes, it is indeed Guo: I went again at noon. I still went to Guo: I still took that seat and asked the waiter. Come here! Do you have lobster? Y: lobster? K: Oh, yes, sir. . . Do you have a two-foot lobster? Y: Do you want such a big one? Guo: Let me show you. I'll be back soon. Excuse me, sir. It's two feet two, huh! What stupid restaurant doesn't even have two feet of lobster. A plate of shredded potatoes: Well, it's shredded potatoes! Guo: I got my revenge. I got revenge: Ah, I was interrupted by someone else. Guo: I can't be worse than others. You should be better than others. Guo: I have to have what others have. Yes, Guo: I have to have what others don't have. Come and sit at my door. I buy a big plasma TV at home. You also buy one. Guo: I asked my friend to leave one for me. How about plasma TV? Guo: save one, the wall is so big: so big Guo: big TV, the brand is: TV production? Guo: Looking at nobody, a voice came from the TV: "The TV you are watching is not in the service area!" " Y: The TV is not even in the service area. Guo: That's wicked. Ah, it doesn't make sense. This 300 yuan is wasted. Wasn't it wasted? Guo: I suspect that he asked a carpenter to type it for me. Y: In that case, there will be no sound. Guo: I want to be happy anyway. I want to be a master. I listen to symphony, I watch ballet and I watch tap dancing. Guo Xing: Playing tap dancing abroad, Tate, I like this one. I only like tap dancing and Allegro, and I don't like anything else. Y: You two are not next to each other. Far from it. Guo: The same. One hand ring, the other hand ring at the foot. I just like watching it. I sit in the front row. Dadada, a shoe flew down from above. Guo: To err is human. The next day, I went to Yu: Do I cherish this? Guo: I want to make up that. I'll go to Shang: I want to make up a pair. Y: A Guo: I want to be happy. Y: Well, you want to be happy. Guo: You can't let others compete. Walking in the street, how can I have money? Y: think about it. Guo: How can we be happy? A car came and ran away in a flash. It rained all over me, and he drove away, and I was all wet. I was so angry that I drank it. You were great. You drove away. This is bullying. Guo: Didn't I teach you five stresses and four beauties when I bought a car? Y: You still talk about this when you buy a car? Guo: Don't you have one more cover than a tricycle? Y: far from it. Guo: Do you think your driving status is high? Huh? You are a hooligan after education, you know? Y: I also taught Guo: Turn around, I'll find a brick, and I'll pat him. Kick dawdle over there two policemen, "stop it! What are you doing? " Shopper Yu: Look at your nonsense. Guo: "ID card, temporary residence permit, employment permit" "I am a local" "Do you think local people take a brick to buy things? "y: it's not found anywhere else. Guo: Listen to me. I am a good person. Don't think too much. Hey, as soon as I turned around, there was a witness. My girlfriend is on the phone over there. Y: Oh, Guo: Hey, my girlfriend is on the phone over there, and my girlfriend and her boyfriend are on the phone over there. Y: Wait a minute, you are out of your mind now. Your girlfriend came with her boyfriend? Guo: How sad! How did you get here? Guo: They came with their arms around them. Y: OK, let's not talk about this posture. Guo: Xiu Hua Qu: Xiu Hua? Guo: My girlfriend Yu: What's your girlfriend's name? Guo: Yes, the compound surname is water. Y: easy virtue? ! Guo: Come on, come on, I've been looking for you for two months, but you haven't called me back. " Who is this? This is my boyfriend. Hello, hello, hello. Guo: He is more polite than me: "Hello, senior." "What's the matter with you? Huayang, I can't find you. " "I forgot to tell you, let's break up." "Why are you like this? I haven't seen you for two months, and you're laid off? "y: this is also laid off? Guo: "I am not doing well now. I don't make money in business, so my friends ignore me. "y: what? Guo: "You are the only one left. You can't do this. I am sincere to you. For you, everything is worth it except death. Guo: "Don't talk nonsense, hey, don't talk nonsense. I'll tell you what is not enough to eat and what can't be done. Do you know? " "Go, go, go, ok, I wish you happiness, ah!" Y: Shameless. Guo: She is very happy. What should I do? Y: Yes, Guo: I'm so angry, my brick. What are you doing? Guo: The policeman asked me, "What are you doing!" "I'll just throw it aside so that people don't trip." Yu: I'm smart this time. Guo: I feel bad. Ah, I'm sorry. Guo: Where is my happy life? Looked at his watch, it's time to eat. I pushed the door and went in. I went in. Guo: However, I have the menu. "What would you like to eat, sir?" "No food, no food," Yu: No food? Guo: fried rice, shark fin fried rice, 80 yuan a bowl. Y: Shark's fin fried rice Guo: I'm desperate, but I'm sorry: OK OK Guo: A bowl of shark's fin fried rice will be served once. I searched with chopsticks, but I couldn't find shark fin for ten minutes. Y: Looking for shark fin? Guo: "Bring me the cook." Here comes the cook, fatty. "Why?" "I ask you, my 80 yuan shark's fin fried rice, spent ten minutes didn't find shark's fin, can you tell me where the shark's fin is? ! ""My name is shark's fin. " Y: It's so embarrassing. It's simply Guo: "It's an honor to meet you. You are busy with your work. Thank you. " Y: Don't be rude to anyone. Guo: I can't eat without him! Y: How can I eat without shark's fin? Guo: I am a self-respecting person. Get up, run to the bathroom and stand in front of the big mirror. The water sprayed on your face. "Cough" Yu: Luo Yitong (Lao4) Guo: "You are a great man" Yu: Tell the mirror Guo: I admire you very much and use your spirit to fight for strength. I will definitely play a spring! ! Y: Sing a happy song. Guo: You will succeed. You will succeed, I wish you happiness, and you will be happy! Yes! Turn around and stand at the door of the bathroom. (Sighs) My heart is much calmer. A man came out of the bathroom on the right ... Yu: (surprised expression) You spent half a day in the ladies' room? ! Be careful. Go in! Guo: Nobody told me either. Y: I must tell you, it's too dangerous. I started running: running. Guo: The first two groups chased me, Yu: Why two groups? Guo: It was the cook who said, "Give the shark fin money!" " A woman came out of the ladies' room, pulling her husband. "Hit him, hit him. It was him just now. I dare not come out. He talks nonsense in the mirror. " Everyone came here to hit me. Y: I was wronged. Guo: Grab your head and hit it. There is a shutter door next to it. Shake, shake, shake with my head. The door opened and an old man came out. "What can I buy?" Are you shopping? Guo: "Hitter" and "Oh" Crash: Hey, look at your popularity. Guo: It's inhuman. Although I have been wandering the rivers and lakes, I have gone forward bravely. He's human, too. It hurts to be beaten. If you drink too much, you will vomit: nonsense. Guo: I'm struggling to move forward. Why? I want to be happy. That's right. Guo: Why do they all spend 4000 yuan on cars, houses and villas? No one in our hutong has ever earned 1000 yuan. Y: (surprised) Yes! Guo: I go to work by bike, and I earned 400 yuan this month. Boy Guo: Wash clothes with alkaline noodles and steam a salted duck egg. Yu: I live in a slum. Guo: I swear to myself that I will make a fortune. When I was walking in the street, I shouted "I want to be happy!" " "Just go forward, the car rang behind me. As soon as I turned around, several cars arrived, including urban management and joint law enforcement. I started running: What are you running for? Guo: Do you care? Run, I ran in: this is outrageous. I ran through three hutongs, and there was a kebab on the roadside. There are more than one hundred kebabs on the shelf. I grabbed it, "I'll give you money after eating. "I was eating, and the joint law enforcement car came. The boy ran away with the stove. Y: If you had this brain, would you put it on the right path? Guo: This is my happiness. So you can eat baked sweet potatoes and buy CDs. Y: Anyone who sets up a stall will do. Guo: I want to be happy. Don't always talk about it. Guo: I must be happy. I can't live like this. Is it enough for me to eat some mutton skewers? Y: I'm not satisfied. The first step is Y: What about the second step? Guo: Fight for me. I earn 500 thousand a month. Are you out of your mind? Guo: I'll call. Starting today: Oh, 500,000 Yuan: I earn at least 500,000 yuan a month. How can I win you? Guo: I'm afraid of selling my kidneys, but I will earn 500 thousand. You don't have a kidney. Guo: I'll sell you another one. Why did you take me? Guo: I must be happy. I do business: business? Guo: Do big business and what? Hey, do you think the terracotta warriors and horses of Qin Shihuang are valuable? Y: It's worth it. Guo: What about I bring one? Carry it to Vietnam, and I will make a fortune by selling it. Come on, come on. Take out two for Yu: You still have two, and the security guards count them every night. Guo: Really? Y: ah Guo: so advanced? Y: What do you see? Guo: This math is not good, so you can't count it. Take two out, he counted … hey, are you and your father free now? What are you doing? Guo: I put mud on your father and stood there. I want to pick you up when I sell the money: (urgent) What if I can't sell it? Guo: Look. Don't look at it, you'll die. We can't control it Guo: Did you see it? It's human nature this time. Y: Is this called human nature? Guo: You can't support my happiness. Y: I can't support Guo: I'll do it myself! Y: Do it yourself. Guo: I am doing great things. I empty the stove at home. Y: why? Guo: What kind of enterprise are you doing as an enterprise? Guo: The pet crematorium is: I heard this for the first time. Guo: Now, people have dogs and cats. If they don't watch it, they will die. Y: that's right. Guo: Bring it here. Y: why? Guo: I burned it for you. When it's finished, get a box and take it home when it's done. This is a kind of mind reading. Y: Grey Guo: Nobody did it. Y: Yes, nobody does. Guo: Is this called flying branches? After the opening, business was booming. Y: Oh, someone came to Guo: Everyone came to burn it, and there were kittens and puppies. Of course, there are also troublemakers. Y: Yes, Guo: Ah, 500. "How much?" I said, "500, it's written. "It's close to that, with 35 cm as the boundary. The lower 500 and the upper 800 are: Oh, just one question, Guo:" Can I give this to 20? " "You hate it! "Yu: 20? Guo: I want 500. Remember "500 under 35 cm"? "No, you burned a cricket so hard? Y: Can crickets burn? Guo: "Don't talk nonsense, you know the rules! "Yu: There is no price. Guo: "One came yesterday, and I won't give it to him at 1000. "What's the matter with Yu? Guo: Camel Yu: You can't burn it Guo: I won't burn it for you: it's not that big. Guo: "Go! Let's go ""shall I go? I really don't care, do I? Go, give me the mutton kebab! "y: ask for an account.