1, University: My roommate once borrowed a relative's horn, put out the heart-shaped candle downstairs in the girls' dormitory, pressed the switch, and was about to confess to the girl she liked. There was a burst of nonstandard Mandarin from the loudspeaker: recycling, refrigerator, color TV, washing machine, gas tank ... and then my roommate cried, and everyone knew him at school from then on.

2. High school: The monitor of high school has matured. In his senior year, he looked 30 years old. There is a spontaneous blind date corner in the People's Park in Shanghai, where parents look for partners for their children. I made up lessons nearby and stopped by for lunch. I happened to be wearing a school uniform when an aunt came to chat up. She said that this big brother was very anxious, and the child took him to a blind date when he was in high school ~

When the monitor saw the big storm, he paused and said, Sister, you are mistaken. I'll take him to see which one you like to be his stepmother!

3. Junior high school: On the second day of school, the excitement of military training and the first accommodation made eight people in our dormitory brag until eleven o'clock, and then they were caught by the class teacher who checked the bed. Curiously, all eight of us are wearing a pair of underwear and flip-flops. The head teacher raised his hand and fanned back twice from left to right. Then the teacher said, "Stop it, it's cool to slap in the face!

4. Primary school: in the first grade of primary school, I am embarrassed to raise my hand to go to the toilet in class. I have confidence in myself and feel that I can hold on. In the last ten minutes, I felt that I really couldn't hold back, but I was so anxious that I felt that I couldn't walk, so I continued to struggle whether to raise my hand. Finally, I peed. And scared the male students next to him, and the scene was in chaos.