"Ah, Uncle Wood! Congratulations on the New Year and get rich! "

"Hello, No.83! Congratulations! Congratulations! ……"

"Alas alas, congratulations! Love is here ... "

"Ah, grandpa wood! ……"

Zhuang Mu Sanhe and his daughter-Aigu-just got off the boat from Manglian Bridge, and the boat was noisy.

The voices screamed together, and several clenched fists arched; At the same time, there are four seats beside the boat.

The man's seat came, and Zhuang Musanyi called him to sit down and leaned against the boat with a long pipe; Iago sat on his left.

On the one hand, put two hook-knife-like feet at 83% to form an "eight"

"Mu Gonggong went to town?" A crab shell face asked.

"Don't go to the city," said Mu Gonggong, a little depressed, but because Zitang had many wrinkles on his face, he fell down.

I don't see any big changes. "Just go to Pangzhuang."

All the boats were silent, just looking at them.

"Or because I love your aunt?" For a time, 83 questioned.

"Or for her. ..... this really bothers me. Busy for three years. How many times have I talked too much about fighting?

If you don't make peace, you will stay in the same position forever. "

"This time or to comfort the master to go home? ……"

"Or go to his house. He told them more than once or twice, but I refused. It's nothing. this

It was his family's New Year's wedding, and seven people from Liancheng were there. "

"Seven people?" 83' s eyes widened. "His old man's house also speak out? ..... that's ...

In fact, we pulled down all their stoves last year, and we finally let out a sigh. Besides, I love my aunt.

It's not really interesting to go there. "So he followed his eyes.

"I don't want to go back there, Brother Ba San!" Aunt Ai looked up angrily and said, "I'm angry.

Do you think it's that easy for a' little beast' to marry a little widow without me? "Old beast" only knows

It's easy for Dobon's son not to want me! What about seven people? Don't and magistrate of a county'm exchange jobs [3], don't?

Have you talked to anyone? He can't be as unreasonable as comforting his master, just say goodbye. I want to tell him.

Tell me about my difficulties in recent years and see who seven people say is good! "

83 was persuaded, and I can't speak again.

Only the gurgling bow excited the sound of water; The ship was very quiet. Zhuang reached out to touch his pipe and put on his cigarette.

Diagonally opposite, a fat man sitting next to him took out a lighter knife from his Chinese pocket and handed it to him in the line of fire.

Hold down the pipe.

"Yes, yes." (1) wood three nodded and said.

(1) Is "Yes, Yes" the abbreviation of "Sorry" or the chorus of "Offensive": not detailed. -Manufacturing

Original notes.

"Although it is the first time to meet, Uncle Mu's name is already well known." The fat man said respectfully. "yes,

There are 368 villages along the coast here. Who doesn't know? We know that Shis' son married a widow. Last year's timber

Uncle took six sons to dismantle the stove in his kitchen. Who wouldn't say yes? ..... Your father is Plutocratic family.

Come in, open your feet, be afraid of them! ……"

"Your uncle is really good at ventilation," Aunt Ai said happily. "Although I don't know who your uncle is."

"My name is Wang Degui." Fat man hurriedly said.

"Leave me, it is no good. Seven or eight people? I always want to destroy their families!

Didn't the comfort master persuade me four times? Even dad is a little dizzy and feverish when he looks at the money. "

"Fuck you!" Three eyes whispered.

"But I heard that at the end of last year, Shi Jia hosted a banquet for Uncle Wei and Eighth Master." Crab shell face.

"That's not important." Wang Degui said, "Will the banquet make people faint? If the party can make people dizzy,

How about sending a big dish [4]? They know books and truth, but they speak justice for others, for example, an audience.

When others bully them, they come out to speak fair, but they don't care whether they have wine or not. Uncle Rong of our village at the end of last year.

After coming back from Beijing, he has seen big scenes, unlike us country people. He said, the first man over there

It's hard to count wives alone. "

"The guests of Wangjiahuitou have landed!" The boatman shouted that the boat must stop.

"I have me!" The fat man immediately grabbed the pipe, jumped out of the middle cabin and followed the advancing ship onto the shore.

Yes

"Yes!" He also nodded to the people in the boat and said.

The ship moved on in the new silence; The underwater sound is very recognizable, gurgling. I began to doze off on August 3,

Gradually open your mouth and hook the knife foot opposite. The two old ladies in the front cabin also hummed their Buddhist names in a low voice, and she

The children took off their rosaries, looked at menstruation, looked at each other, motioned with their lips and nodded.

Ai Gu stared at the roof, mostly wondering how to ruin their family in the future; "old beast",

"Little animals" are desperate. She didn't comfort her master and met her twice, but she was a meatball head.

Short and big head: There are many such people in this village, but their faces are darker than his.

Zhuang's cigarette has been exhausted, and the cigarette oil at the bottom of the bucket is still squeaking. He knows a guy.

After Wang Jiahui's head, he arrived at Pangzhuang; Moreover, Kuixingge [5] at the entrance of the village is indeed within sight. Pangzhuang, he has arrived.

After many times, it was unreasonable to comfort the host. He still remembers his daughter's crying, and his parents-in-law and son-in-law can.

Evil, how they suffered later. Thought of here, the past scenes show in front of us, talking about punishing his loved ones.

In this game, he always smiled coldly, but this time he didn't, somehow, suddenly cross a chubby one.

Seven people, his mind is full.

The ship continued to move forward in constant silence; The unique sound of chanting Buddha is grand; Besides, everything seems to be accompanied.

Uncle Mu and Aunt Ai were immersed in meditation together.

"Uncle Jose, you should always go ashore. Pangzhuang has arrived. "

When they were awakened by the boatman's voice, Brother Kuixing was already in front of them. He jumped ashore, followed by iago.

Pass under Kuixing Pavilion and walk to Master Wei's house. Go south for 30 facades, then turn a corner, and you'll get there. Look forward to it

I saw four covered boats lined up at the door.

When they stepped on the black accelerator, they were invited to enter the room; There are already two tables of boatmen and years behind the gate.

Aunt Ai is afraid to look at them. She only glanced at them, but there was no sign of "old beast" or "little beast"

When the workers moved out the rice cake soup, Aigu became more and more embarrassed, and even she didn't understand it.

What? "Don't change posts with the magistrate of a county and say nothing?" She thought. "People who are sensible and reasonable are all talking about the public.

Chat I want to talk about these seven people in detail, starting with my marriage as a daughter-in-law at the age of fifteen. "

She finished the rice cake soup; Know it's time. Sure enough, soon, she was with her father for a long time.

Kissing the hall, another corner, stepping into the threshold of the living room.

There are many things in the living room that she dare not look at carefully; There are many guests, just watching the red and blue satin horse hanging and shining. in this

I saw one of them at a glance. There must be seven people. Although it's a mess, it's better than comforting the master.

Children are much older; The big round face has two beautiful eyes and a dark beard; The top of the head is bald, but that skull

Her face is ruddy and shiny. Aigu was surprised, but she immediately explained, which one?

It must be wiped with lard.

"This is a' fart plug '[6], which was stuffed in the ass when the ancients died." Seven people are taking it.

With something like a rotten stone, he said, wiping it next to his nose twice, and then said, "Unfortunately, it's new."

Pit'. You can buy it at the latest. You see, this is' mercury immersion'. "

"Mercury immersion" immediately gathered around a few heads, one is naturally to comfort the owner; There are several young masters, because

In order to be crushed to death like a flatworm by Weiguang, Ai Gu has never seen it.

She didn't understand the latter paragraph; Inadvertently, I didn't dare to study "mercury immersion", so I stole air everywhere.

During the visit, I saw "old beast" and "little beast" standing behind her, near the wall by the door. Although it is only

At first glance, but compared with when I happened to see it six months ago, I am obviously old.

Then everyone dispersed around the "mercury immersion"; Comfort master took the "fart plug", sat down and rubbed it with his fingers.

Then he turned to talk to Zhuang.

"You two?"

"yes."

"Didn't your sons come?"

"They don't have time."

"Why should I come to work for you in the first month of the new year? But, for that matter, ... I think you

There are enough troubles. Isn't it more than two years? I think it is more appropriate to end the feud than to end it. Love one's husband

No, my in-laws don't like it. As I said before, it's better to separate. I don't have a face that big,

It doesn't make sense. Seven people love to be fair, you know. Now these seven people mean the same thing: stay with me.

Same. But the seven people said that both sides should recognize some bad luck and ask historians to add another ten dollars: ninety dollars! "

"…………"

"Ninety dollars! Even if you go to court to beat your uncle, it's not that cheap. That's just us.

Seven people are willing to say. "

The seven adults opened their eyes, looked at Zhuang Sanmu and nodded.

Aunt Ai thinks things are a little critical. She accused the coastal residents of being afraid of him.

Father, why can't you say it here? She doesn't think it is necessary; Since she heard one of the seven people.

After the discussion, I didn't quite understand it, but somehow I always felt that he was actually very kind and approachable, not as good as before.

Imagine how terrible that is.

"The seven heroes are knowledgeable and reasonable;" She is very brave. "Not like people in our country. I am

There is nowhere to complain about grievances; I want to find seven people to talk about it. Since I got married, I really bowed my head, not a gift.

Lack. They are all against me, like' killing Zhong Kui with anger '[7]. The weasel bit him to death that year.

That cock, it's my fault, okay? It's the mangy dog who eats bran bibimbap and arches the chicken cabinet.

Doors. That' little beast' is indiscriminate, so he pinches his face and mouth. "

Seven adults looked at her.

"I know this is for a reason. This can't escape the lessons of the seven great men; People who know books and reason know everything.

He has a crush on that bitch and wants to kick me out. I ordered it from three teas and six gifts [8], and it was carried by a sedan chair!

Is it that easy? ..... I must give them some color to see see, it doesn't matter if they go to court. Not in the county,

And a mansion. "

"All seven people know those things." Master lift up your face comfort. "Aunt, if you don't turn around,

There is nothing cheap. You always do. You see how much your father knows; Neither you nor your brother is like him.

If the lawsuit hits the house, won't the government ask these seven people? At that time, it was "business", that is to say, ...

You just ... "

"Then I will fight for my life and everyone will lose."

"That's not a desperate thing," said the seven adults slowly. "Age is green. A person always wants to

Kindness:' Kindness makes money'. Right? I add ten dollars, which is simply' beyond the sky'.

Otherwise, my in-laws will say,' Go ahead!' You have to go. Not to mention the house, whether it's Shanghai or Beijing or overseas, it's the same.

If you don't believe me, he just came back from Beijing Yangxue Hall. Ask him yourself. "Then turned to a sharp turn.

The young master with a raised chin said, "Right?"

"It's true." The master pointed his chin up quickly and whispered respectfully.

Aunt Ai felt completely isolated; Dad didn't talk, and the two brothers didn't dare to come, because the comfort master was supposed to help them.

Seven adults are unreliable, even the young master with a sharp chin is like a flatworm, and he also plays "Gong Daifeng". but

In her confused mind, it seems that she has decided to make a final struggle.

"How to connect seven people ..." Her eyes sparkled with doubt and disappointment. "Yes ... I know,

We are rude and don't know anything. It's because my dad doesn't even know the world, and he's old and dizzy. Just rely on them.

At the mercy of' old beast' and' little beast'; They will rush into the dog hole like a lost dog and curry favor with others. "

"Look at those seven adults," the "little beast" standing silently behind her suddenly spoke. "She's in an adult's face.

It used to be like this. That's at home. This made six animals feel uneasy. Call my dad' old beast' and call me word of mouth.

Sound' little beast',' escape '(2). "

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Illegitimate child. -the author's original note.

"That' mother has a hundred thousand lives' told you to' escape'?" Love gu turned to say loudly, and then

Going to the seven humanities, "I have something to say in front of the public. He has a good voice there, and he speaks very cheap.

Fetus', silent' mother killed'. Since I met that bitch, even my ancestors have joined. Seven people, you give it.

I criticize that this ... "

She shivered and stopped, because she saw the seven adults suddenly turn their eyes upward and their round faces leaned back.

At the same time, a tall and swaying voice came from the mouth around the slender beard.

"Come on-hey!" Seven people said.

She felt her heart stopped, and then she jumped wildly, as if the tide had receded and the situation had changed; As if to slip.

I fell into the water, but I knew it was really my fault.

At once, a man in a blue robe and a black vest came in. He stood still against the seven men, and he hung down like a stick.

The whole living room was silent. Seven people can talk, but no one can hear clearly what to say. But that man

People, but heard, the power of this command seems to have got into his bone marrow again, pulling his body in two pieces.

Pull, "hair bones are stunned"; A promise:

"yes." He stepped back before turning around and going out.

Aunt Ai knows that unexpected things are coming, unexpected and impossible to prevent. At this time, she didn't have it again

Knowing that the seven great men are really dignified, they were misunderstood by themselves before, so they were too presumptuous and rude. She regretted it very much,

Can't help but say:

"I used to listen to the instructions of seven adults ..."

The whole living room was silent. Although her words were as subtle as silk, they comforted her master as if she heard a thunder.

Yes; He jumped up.

"Yes! Seven people are really fair; Love Gu really understands! " He praised the sentence, and then turned to Zhuang Musan. "Old wood,

Then you have nothing to say. She has promised herself. I think you must have brought your red and green mail.

Yes, I told you. So, everybody take it out. "

When Aunt Ai saw her father, she put her hand into her Chinese pocket to find something. The man like a stick came in, imitating the little turtle.

A small black and flat thing [10] was handed to seven people. Ai Gu was afraid that things would change, so he immediately went to see Zhuang Mu.

Third, I saw that he had opened a blue cloth parcel on the coffee table and took out foreign currency.

Seven adults also tore off the head of the little turtle and poured their things into their hearts; A man like a stick.

Then he took the flat thing. Seven adults immediately put a finger of that hand into their palms and put it in their nostrils.

Two plugs were plugged, and the nostrils and people immediately turned yellow and burnt. He wrinkled his nose as if he were going to sneeze.

Zhuang is counting foreign currencies. The comfort master took a little from the pile that he had never counted and gave it back to the "old animal"

Born "; And two red and green posts exchanged positions, pushed to both sides and said:

"You all go away. Old wood, you have to count. This is not a good thing, money ... "

With the sound of "uh-oh", Ai Guming knew that seven adults had sneezed, but she couldn't help but roll her eyes. only

I saw seven great men with their mouths open and their noses wrinkled, but two fingers of one hand were holding something, that is.

"The ancients put it in their ass eyes when they died" and rubbed it next to their noses.

Very easy, Zhuang Mu cleared the foreign money at three o'clock; Put away the red and green stickers on both sides, and everyone's waist looks straight.

Too much, the original tight face also relaxed, and the whole living room suddenly saw harmony.

"good! Things are round. " Master comfort breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that they both showed farewell.

Go ahead. "So, hum, nothing else. Congratulations, I finally untied a knot. Are you leaving?

Don't go, have a New Year's Eve dinner at our house: it's rare. "

"We don't drink. Save it and come back next year. " Aigu said.

"Thank you, Mr Comfort. We don't drink. We still have things to do ... "Zhuang Sanmu," old beast "and

"Little beast", everyone said, bowed out.

"hmm? How come? Won't you have a drink? " Master still staring at the last comfort aunt love, said.

"Yes, don't drink. Thank you for comforting your master. "

1925 1 1 6th.

[1] This article was first published in the 54th issue of Beijing Yusi Weekly on March 23rd.

[2] Dismantling stoves is a custom in rural areas such as Shaoxing in the old society. When there is a dispute between people, one side will support the other.

Removing the cooker is considered a great insult to the other party.

(3) Change old friends and get married. Everyone will tell their name, birth, native place, family background and so on.

Write on a post and exchange with each other. This is called changing posts.

[4] The common name of western food in the old society.

[5] Kuixing Pavilion is an attic dedicated to Kuixing. Kuixing was originally one of the so-called twenty-eight lodges in ancient astronomy in China.

Common name for stars. In the Han Dynasty, Shu Wei first had the theory of "governing Wenchang by kui", and later it had the theory of "prospering by kui".

It is attached as a god who dominates the rise and fall of family names and literature.

[6] "fart plug" In ancient times, after the death of the deceased, jade and stones were often stuffed in the mouth, ears, nose and anus.

Wait, it is said that the things that can keep the corpse from rotting in the anus for a long time are called "fart plug" sacrificial gold, jade and so on.

After being excavated by later generations, it was called "new pit" shortly after excavation, "old pit" long after excavation, and also called "coat" by the ancients.

Sometimes, mercury powder is often coated on the corpse to prevent the corpse from rotting for a long time; The unearthed gold, jade and other human sacrifice items are all impregnated.

The spots of mercury are called "mercury immersion".

[7] "Angry Kill Zhong Kui" According to the old novel "Catch a Ghost": Zhong Kui was a scholar in the Tang Dynasty, and later won the top prize because

Because the emperor thought he was ugly, he decided to choose another one, so "Zhong Kui flew into a rage" committed suicide. folk

The idiom "Kill Zhong Kui in a rage" (meaning to lose face, look ugly, etc. ) comes from this.

[8] Three teas and six rituals mean matchmaking. In the old customs of our country, tea is often used as a dowry to marry a wife, so women are influenced by it.

Call for tea collection. According to Volume 44 of Chen Tianzhi in Ming Dynasty, "All tea trees must be planted, but transplanting is not."

If you don't come back to life, the vulgar woman will take tea as a gift and take it. "Six Rites" According to "Li Yi's Poetry Soul Rites"

There are six gifts: receiving gifts, asking names, Najib, receiving gifts, inviting guests and welcoming relatives.

[9] Red and green posts In the old society, men and women were engaged, and the two companies exchanged posts.

[10] refers to the snuff bottle. Snuff is a kind of powdery smoke inhaled through the nostrils.