In fact, there is no theory of evolution. Only the list of creatures allowed to live in knife elder brother.

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Knife elder brother, who once complained about this distress to Einstein, ran with all his strength to meet his former self.

Later Einstein put forward the theory of relativity.

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Knife elder brother never shaves with a razor, because only he can hurt knife elder brother.

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When he was young, knife elder brother liked to throw stones, but people didn't know where those stones went until they saw photos of the moon's surface.

six

Einstein has always stubbornly believed that the speed of light is the fastest speed in the material world. It was not until knife elder brother killed a dead man in front of him that he learned to shut up and stick out his tongue in embarrassment.

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The basic unit of force is Newton, the maximum value is Dao, and so is speed.

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The world has been destroyed countless times, but you just don't know it. -knife elder brother said.

nine

Git is a respectful name in the eyes of knife powder, because every time I look for knife elder brother, he is always eating.

10

Knife elder brother's tears can cure any disease in the world, but he never cries.

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In fact, knife elder brother is a generous philanthropist, who always provides people with pain and fear for free.

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At first, there was no right or wrong. It was knife elder brother's knife that separated them.

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Knife elder brother can count when he has insomnia, but he counts from one to infinity. He counts twice an hour.

14

If you had seen knife elder brother undress, you would have died. (Fierce men always explode their clothes when fighting)

15

The first sentence in the Guinness Book of World Records is that all the world record holders are knife elder brother, and these people are just closer to knife elder brother.

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In fact, many unsolved cases in history were caused by knife elder brother's overexert, which caused his knife to travel back to the past at superluminal speed.

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At the age of two, knife elder brother was able to frighten tigers to death with his eyes and dismantle planes with his bare hands.

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Qin Shihuang once insulted knife elder brother and built the Great Wall. Unfortunately, he failed.

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Knife elder brother once made a deal with the devil, and exchanged his soul for his resolute face. After the transaction, he put the knife rest around the devil's neck and took back his soul. The devil didn't know why he wasn't angry, but he was grateful and said that he had long thought it would be like this. Now I play poker with knife elder brother, and I will often see him.

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Knife elder brother only needs to take a walk in the kitchen with a knife, and the food will be cooked by herself.

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Space for the disabled is not reserved for the disabled, but for those who block knife elder brother Road.

If you get in knife elder brother's way, you will be banned.

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Dinosaurs died out only because knife elder brother thought they were too noisy. After that, the most violent attack in knife elder brother was probably on August 6th, 1945.

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Time waits for no one, unless that person is knife elder brother.

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