Funny love words are widely circulated on the Internet, and are deeply loved and welcomed by everyone. The following is the daily love story I compiled for you. I hope you will like it.

extracts from funny love stories every day

1. I don't answer your phone, talk to you, reach out and don't hold you, stand in front of you and don't look at you, hug you on my chest, stick it to my mouth and don't kiss you. Actually? It's all I want to do.

2. I'm cow dung, you're a flower, you're tofu and I'm scum. We were a family 3 years ago.

3. You're crazy, I'm stupid, and I'm so wrapped up that I have no teeth!

4. The phone call makes me breathless, and the text message is soft to press. I will rinse it for you at both ends for three days, and accompany you shopping until my legs are short. What's the point of being mean and flattering? You take over for the rest of your life.

5. I'm chasing Cupid's gun, and you're running in a bulletproof vest? Well, let's see where you can go!

6. From now on, I will bomb your mobile phone so that you will faint in sweet words and vows!

7. You are a phoenix flying in the sky, and I am chasing after it on the ground. Give it a chance!

8. I am a bird in love with you, but I can't fly. The reason: I can get rid of the gravity of the earth, but I can't escape your attraction!

9. The old road is a thin horse with a west wind, the small bridge is flowing with water, and the setting sun is setting. The heartbroken person is waiting for your call. God, help me!

1. I study hard? Kung fu? ，? Riding alone for thousands of miles? , to break through? Ambush on all sides? , in exchange? World without thieves? . Would you like to talk to? House of fury? I * * * to? Banquet? Really?

11. I really want to hide you, hide it in my chest pocket, melt you slowly, and you will never leave! Hide you and only fall in love with me!

12. If you have a dream during the day, you will have a dream at night; You should take good care of yourself, don't catch a cold and have a runny nose; If I sneeze occasionally, it means I miss you!

13. I shot the little arrow of love into your heart, and you became my prisoner. I decided to sentence you to life imprisonment and keep you in my heart forever, and no bail is allowed.

14. The craziest thing in my life is falling in love with you, and my best hope is to have you to accompany me crazy all my life!

15. I can't eat in the morning because I miss you; I can't eat at noon because I miss you more; I can't eat at night because I miss you madly; I can't sleep at night because? I am hungry.

16. Dear, for you, I will cross the ocean without hesitation and jump into the abyss. I will overcome any difficulties! I'll find you on time on Sunday, if it doesn't rain!

17. The hot and scorching sun is long in summer, and there is nowhere to hide the rolling heat wave. My eyes are black and my heart is in a panic, and my head is sweating. Miss you in your heart, just like eating cool candy, my heart is cold, no matter how hot it is, it is like an air-conditioned room!

18. If you are a lovely red apple, I'd like to be a lazy bug and chew you!

19. I miss you, and it is a morning glory that keeps growing day by day, stretching bit by bit.

2. If the whole Yellow River is poured out, the flame of my love for you will be extinguished. Can all the water in the Yellow River be poured out? No way. So I still love you.

Daily appreciation of funny love stories

1. I prayed for 5 years in front of the Buddha, just to be a blooming little flower on the road you must pass.

2. I never regret loving you. I miss you forever. I miss you so much that I can't sleep. I can't learn if I forget you. A little pig is intoxicated with the mobile phone!

3. You are the most beautiful in my eyes: a hooked nose, a toad's mouth, a mouse's eyes with round legs, a mouth under the nose, dripping with saliva.

4. Love is not afraid of darkness. The darker the corner in the park, the more lovers go there. Love is not afraid of heat, even if the temperature is 4 degrees, lovers will stick together; Love is not afraid of the cold, but lovers still date outdoors in ice and snow.

5. Dear, I've always wanted to learn from the Monkey King, so that I can protect you well on Halloween, whatever monsters, bring them on!

6. I want you to know that as long as you run away, I will chase you, no matter where it is, even in hell, no matter where you go to the ends of the earth, I will chase you.

7. Kiss you, you are chocolate; Kiss you, cream mixed with honey; Kiss you, you are coke and sprite; Kissing you, nothing, just because? I love you.

8. Don't be angry when your wife hits you. It's a kiss. Wife says you are a pig. Don't get angry. Scolding is love. The wife beat and scolded, all for love.

9. You can have love and sex without marriage, just as you can have four seasons without fruit. However, if you don't get married, you won't get a welfare house.

1. A man's biggest secret is often told to his confidante, not the same sex, family or wife. When the confidante became a wife, this part of her power was immediately cancelled. This is called gain and loss.

11. Love comes before sex, and sex comes before love, just like eggs come before chickens, and chickens come before eggs. It's hard to say which is truth and which is more noble than the other.

12. In college, falling in love is called going to work, lovelorn is called being laid off, empathizing with someone else is called changing careers, lovelorn hasn't started looking for someone again is called being unemployed, and talking about it again after lovelorn is called being laid off and re-employed!

13. Lovely you stole my love and my heart. I've decided to go to court. What should I convict you of? After the judge searched all the records and cases, the jury unanimously passed: sentence you to be with me for life

14. Stab you to death with a knife, I am afraid of seeing blood; Poison you, too many fake drugs; Electrocute you, the electricity bill is too expensive, drown you, maybe you can swim. Forget it, I still want to die of you!

15. 1 angle =1 points, 1 point for admiration, 1 point for attachment, 1 point for tenderness, 1 point for consideration, 1 point for pity, 1 point for caring, 1 point for caring and 1 point for missing. This dime contains my heart for you? Love you very much!

16. If I were a fox and you were a hunter, would you chase me? If I were tea and you were boiling water, would you soak me? If I were a car and you were a driver, would you drive me? If you are money and I am a passbook, I will definitely take yours.

17. After receiving this message, it means that I like you, delete your secret love for me, and reply that you want to marry me. If you don't reply, you promise to marry me. If you modify it, it will be mine. If you save it, it will be mine in the next life. If you forward it, you will declare your love to the whole world!

18. How many times have I told you, go to bed early at night and don't go out, but you just won't listen. No, I came to my dream again last night, which made me unwilling to wake up!

19. M: Every time I miss you, the star drops a tear. That's how the sea is formed. Woman: I fart every time I miss you. That's how the ozone layer is formed.

2. It's so beautiful to think of you. I stuffed the leg of roast lamb in Xinjiang. Missing you is fat, but it carries weight in my heart.

Daily selection of funny love stories

1. It's late at night, the birds are asleep, and the mosquitoes are out. I miss you and look forward to you. I am doomed to insomnia tonight. The dream is lost, the soul is holding, why don't you return the heart you stole?

2. the lover will eventually buckle the meat, but the pig's pocket is out of the lover's eye. If the relationship lasts for a long time, it is not in pork and pork. That we wished to fly in heaven, two birds with the wings of one, I would like to be a pig.

3. yeah! I accidentally put? I love you? I sent it to you by mistake. If you accept it, save it. If you don't accept it, send these three words back to me.

4. I'm a little vulgar and strange, a little boring and cute! A little lazy, a little bad, a little smart and a rogue! Say rogue is rogue, slick love! You want to love me, then love me.

5. No matter where, thousands of miles or Wan Li, no matter when, ten years or a hundred years, I deeply miss you and love you. Although I deny the existence of all gods, I will always believe in you? New God! ?

6. You are bread in the morning, ice cream in summer, garlic from Shandong and pepper from Sichuan. My heart beats faster when I meet you, but I don't see your mood getting worse. I dream that your time passes too fast. I hope it's not a long wait to have you.

7. personals: Male, undergraduate, only a few points short; Working in a multinational organization, McDonald's cleans the table; There is a house, and many people own it; Have a car, non-motorized; Looking for beautiful young people * * * went to the grave, a few years later.

8. I can't promise, I can't promise you anything, but I will do it. If one day you feel hungry, then you will see that I have starved to death in your arms with a smile

9. You are the sun in my heart, but it's a pity that you have gone down; You are the moon in my dream, but it is covered by clouds; You are the most beautiful flower in my heart, but it has bloomed; You are the Chang 'e in the sky, but your face landed first!

1. Lovely you stole my love and my heart. I decided to sue you to court. What should I sentence you for? The judge searched all the criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously passed: I sentence you to be mine for life.