The fishermen were overjoyed and spread the word that there was a tall, handsome, and powerful man on the island, and that our ancestors had been so short for generations, so they should take advantage of this man's height to improve our race and make him our king. So Wu Da Lang became the king. With three palaces, six courtyards and seventy-two concubines, Wu Dalang soon had a large group of princes. These princes were dispersed among the people and married the women of the common people, so that from then on, the height of the local people increased significantly.
Wudalang was a king, and at the beginning he was quite diligent. Every day is "something out of the class early, no matter how early to leave the court". After a few days, he found it very boring. The officials had to talk about trivial matters for half a day. So he said, "In the future, you will write down the important contents of the matter into a memorial, and give it to me to read. The officials were surprised and said, "What do you mean by "write"? We can't read or write. Wudalang said, "Well, I'll organize a cram school for you to clear up your illiteracy. So he used his limited knowledge to organize literacy classes for the officials to learn writing. But Wudalang was a bakery seller and only knew a few words, many of which he only remembered some radicals. When the officials learned and spread the characters, they forgot some parts of the characters, which resulted in the current "fake" characters: hiragana, katakana, and so on. It became an important part of the island's culture.
Wu Daolang's introduction of this reform gained him more support. One day he realized that his subjects had no names. So he said, "That's no good, everyone has to have a name. Of course, you can't call them Zhao, Qian, Sun, Li, so whoever lives where can have a surname. So there were surnames like "Tanaka", "Matsushita", "Yamaguchi" and so on. As for the first name, let's say "one, two, three, four". But the oldest can't be called "Dai Lang", that would be against my honor, only "Taro", and the second can't be called "Ji Lang", that would be against my brother, Wu Ji Lang, only "Ji Lang". The rest of you can call them in that order, it's fine with me. So the country got the names "Taro Yamaguchi", "Jiro Tanaka" and so on.
When Wudalang became king, he was tired of eating all the delicacies of the sea. He remembered that when he was drifting on the sea, he had nothing to eat but to catch fish and eat them raw. In retrospect, the flavor was still quite good. So he told his chef to make sure the fish was only raw, not cooked. After the dish was popularized, it was enthusiastically embraced by the whole country and has since become a famous dish in that country.
Wu Daolang also realized that the local people still slept in beds like the Chinese. He was very angry, since Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing had an affair, Ximen Qing often came to his home, so that he had no place to sleep, so he had to sleep on the ground. I am the king can only sleep on the ground, you can only sleep on the ground! In this way, he could not forget the shame of taking his wife! So he issued a decree to that effect. From that time on, the people of that country could only sleep on the ground on a mat, which was called *collapsed rice*.
Wu Dalang was far away from China and became a king, but he could not forget how Pan Jinlian beat him. When Pan Jinlian beat him, he would often get some real beatings because he was shorter than Pan Jinlian and couldn't run as fast. Because of this nagging, he finally came up with a trick, told the eunuch to build some wooden shoes, let the women wear, and really received a good effect. Since the women in the palace put on this kind of shoes called "wooden clogs", walking steps immediately slowed down; King Wu Dailang from now on do not have to be afraid of running over them. When this method spread to the people, it was immediately welcomed by the men of the island and was copied and adapted by them. "The clogs became an important part of the island's national costume.
Because of the beatings he used to get from Pan Jinlian, Wu Daolang was tired of his family life. When he drank and chatted with the ministers, he could not help but infect them with such emotions. They later held an important "imperial meeting", the conclusion is not to be too accommodating to women, to find ways to cure them. For example, men should go to the hotel to drink after work and not come home too early; women should bow to their husbands every day. Since then, China's "Three Principles and Five Constants" have flourished in the country.
Wu Daolang often thought, in China, when the king that is called the grand, before and after embracing the flag flying all over the sky. Now we are in this country, not even a sign, that's how boring. So he took out his apron when he was selling baked goods, and asked the eunuch to wash it, and it was still kind of white, so he used it as a flag. There has to be a sign on the flag. All that stuck in Wudalang's head was the burnt cake he had sold. So he cooked a red, round baklava and stuck it in the center of his apron. This became the flag of that island nation.
Wu Daolang was king for a number of years and died without a cause. When he was dying, he was still upset because he couldn't beat Simon Qing or avenge his wife's death, so he left behind a legacy of wanting his children and grandchildren to find Simon Qing to avenge their shame. Later, his children and grandchildren practiced day and night, and went to the Shaolin Temple to steal a few kung fu moves, in order to commemorate the king Wudalang, named "Wu's Way" (later, due to the low literacy level of kung fu learners, coupled with the country's text is a "fake text", was passed down as the "Samurai Way"). (Later, due to the low level of education of the learners and the "false script" of the country's writing, the name was passed down to "Bushido"), and because Wu Da Lang won the world with his bare hands, these kung fu styles were also known as "Karate". At the beginning of the Yuan Dynasty, the descendants of the Wu Clan began to send people to land on the Chinese mainland to seek revenge on Simon Qing, but they were driven into the sea by Qi Jiguang, the hero of our country, and that is the historical "anti-Japanese".
Entering the twentieth century, the Wu people in China from north to south, from east to west, trampled on most of my mountains and rivers, or did not find the enemy Simon Qing. So they actually want the Chinese people to learn their "fake" characters, want the Chinese people to take their kind of name, want the Chinese people to realize the "Greater East Asia **** glory" under the flag of "apron baked cake". This really made the Chinese people who could not win on the battlefield laugh their asses off.
Recently, the descendants of Wu Dailang are said to have reliable information, suspecting that Simon Qing is living in hiding in the Fujian area, so the Diaoyu Islands across the Fujian Province, it seems that there are people all day long to sell baked goods there.