An advertisement for a jiaozi store-"Everything!"

An advertisement for a lime factory-"Starting from scratch!"

A pawnshop advertisement-"Well deserved!"

An advertisement for a hat-making company-"Take a man by his hat!"

A barber shop advertisement-"Nothing!"

An advertisement for a drugstore-"I'd love to!"

An advertisement of a smoking cessation association-"Never make friends with a woman who smokes unless you are willing to kiss an ashtray!"

A typewriter advertisement-"No fight, no acquaintance!"

An advertisement in an optical shop-"Eyes are the windows to the soul. In order to protect your soul, please put glass on your window. "

An advertisement of a perfume company-"Our new product is very attractive to the opposite sex, so a self-defense textbook is included with the bottle."

No smoking advertisement in public places-"Please don't smoke because there is no hole in the carpet and no hole in your lungs."

A road traffic advertisement-"If your car can swim, please go straight without braking."

An advertisement for a new book-"The author of this book is a millionaire, unmarried, and he wants the heroine described in this novel!"

An advertisement in the car showroom-"Always let your driver's license expire before yourself."

A traffic safety advertisement-"Remember, God is not perfect. He prepares spare parts for cars, but people don't. "

A cosmetic advertisement-"Be early, don't leave pimples."

An advertisement for a washing machine-"Idle wife and good mother!"

An advertisement for a sour drink-"A little parting is sour, and a happy gathering is sweet."

An advertisement of a printing company-"Print everything except money."

An advertisement in a flower shop-"Today, the price of roses in our shop is the lowest, and we can even buy some roses for our wives."