I am embarrassed to scratch my hair and jump down to give Xiaomei a hard squeeze: "I depend, as a best friend, I should share the joys and sorrows of * * * *, and you don't stop my gaffes, which is embarrassing!" Xiaomei said with tears in her eyes, "I'd like to pull you down. You kicked me in the face and climbed onto the table to jump around!" Look at your shoe prints on people's faces now! " I stare big eyes and see that Xiaomei does have the footprints of this beautiful woman on her face, which is a good thing. I will spare her life if I see her sincerity.
I picked up my schoolbag and rushed out of the classroom at the speed of light. I got out of the quiet path and sat on my shoulder lazily and said, "Nicole, you were really humiliated just now. Why did I follow you as a master? Alas, my life is hard." "Shut up and I'll kill you!" The clever to shut up. "Hey, little thing, May 30th is my birthday. What good things are you going to give me?" "Send you and your handsome boy Sa Jia born on the same day, ok! It's Gold Saints of Gemini! " "No, you are not allowed to eat pudding. Think about it yourself." "Oooo ... is your favorite vampire handsome?" "Bah, you are not allowed to eat chocolate cake today."
Leah is an elf, a kitten-like little guy with wings. It was my kindness that saved him who thought he was a cat, a naughty guy who could compete with Pikachu. From then on, Leah decided that I was his master. "Nicole, send you an ancient handsome boy? How about going to ancient times? I want pudding. I'm not doing anything. How can you deprive Leah of her favorite! "Ha ha, a creative birthday present. I kissed Leah and said," I agree with your proposal. It's a deal. " I saw a strange look of longing on her face.
I was also happy for Julia's suggestion for several days. Finally, when I was born, Julia sat on the dresser and impatiently urged, "Nicole, stop boasting. I swear to the lamp that you are beautiful now and can charm the handsome men in the city." Watching it nag for half an hour will make my ears roar off. I packed my things and Leah jumped into the time tunnel.
"Well, the fog here is so thick!" I was so excited to look at the scenery in front of me that I was about to reward Ya before I found out that Ya had disappeared. Gosh, did Leah and I go to different ancient times? Or what danger it encountered, "Ya, Ya, where are you?" Little villain, come out quickly? " However, I couldn't find Leah after shouting. I thought I would get home safely in one day and I could tell Xiaomei the story of handsome boy tomorrow. This time, not only the handsome guy didn't see it, but also the handsome ghost didn't see it. Miserable world, leave your life in the middle of nowhere, and maybe even be a lion's lunch.
"Ow ..." A loud noise resounded through the forest, bah. I this smelly mouth, speak of the devil, "mama ah, help ah, death and don't appear I throw you into the toilet ..." I yell to vent my resentment, a big hairy head appeared in my field of vision. Oooo ..... Thirty-six plans to get ahead, only to see that I ran not far and fell unconscious on the ground with an "ah".
When I woke up again, a close-up big face rushed into the line of sight, "ah! Big-faced cat ... "I grabbed the quilt and hid in the corner." Big, big-faced cat, hahaha ... "Ya fell to the ground with a big mouth and beat his hands with laughter. I saw that the man I called a big-faced cat frowned, and his face was better than pig liver." This girl, this son is the most famous poison man in the world ... Murong Dian. " "What? The first poisonous shrimp molars? Is it related to epilepsy? What a strange name. The ancient shrimp also suffered from epilepsy, which resulted in poor medical skills. What a pity, what a pity. "Poison shrimp veins stood out exposed teeth, bulging eyes wide open strange look terrible.
Leah ran over to cover my mouth and said, "Nicole, don't make fun of this. Be careful that there will be a funeral without bones. He is an expert in poisoning, and you will regret it if you annoy him." "yeah? How does Leah know so much about this man? I grabbed Kia by the tail and asked, "You little bastard, why did you just disappear and make me chased by a lion? What's your plot?" Nicole, how can you doubt the loyalty of others? You were in a coma when I found you. I'm crying. I'm an elf. Heaven has no eyes! "Dizzy, I'm just teasing it, need it to be crying?
A fragrant smell, good smell, oh, Ya slapped my head fiercely: "You pig, you still smell it as perfume when he poisoned it. It seems that the poisoning is deep ..." Ga, can that smell be poison? Epilepsy pulled out a smile: "How does it taste? Sweet and greasy fragrance is suitable for girls' skin, haha ... ""Well, it smells like braised pork. " Ya looked helpless, and with a snort of epilepsy, she left a sentence, "Enjoy your braised pork slowly!"! "Lock the door and go.
"Hey, super rotten people you open the door for me! "I photographed the door for half an hour, and Yahya held her chin up and watched everything without any response." Yahya, will you spell us back? "Ya frowned:" Nicole, I told you a bad thing. My spell didn't work, so I couldn't go back. You ... What expression did you have at that time? "I slowly walked over to Ya and grabbed her by the neck." Why didn't you say so earlier? ""well, well, I can't blame me for not being able to play my magic after I came, well, murder! Help! "The whine of killing pigs made the roof fall off with a layer of soil.
At this moment, the door opened, and the poisonous shrimp snatched away Leah and said, "You wicked girl don't care about animals at all. I just forgot that the poison is called a poisonous weed. Ask me for an antidote every day to relieve the pain of a thousand insects crawling in my heart, but only if you are my little slave+maid and kill you down a peg or two." "The climb on the shoulders of poisonous shrimp coquetry, also don't forget to make faces at me, I depend, to less than a day it actually surrendered and defected, against the poisonous man alliance and me. Oooo ... My happy birthday suddenly turned into a bad birthday.
I stubbornly insisted, but the worm-like heartache made me miserable, and I curled up on the ground to endure the pain. "My little girl is quite strong, and she won't say anything soft when it hurts like this. Is it really that hard just to say one word? My master treats his servants well. Call! Call me wrong, Murong Dian is the most poisonous shrimp in the world, and I will give you the antidote! "Ya jumped on me, jumping anxiously:" Nicole, don't feed a little self-esteem. We can't provoke him. Besides, we won't go without him. Please, Nicole said that staying in the green hills is not afraid of burning firewood! “
I stared at the poisonous shrimp contemptuously and only gave in when I gritted my teeth. Oooo ... What is the respect for self-esteem? It hurts me. "I was wrong! Murong Dian is the most poisonous shrimp in the world! "Poison him a big head ghost, when I turn over and kill him a big bastard! Poisonous shrimp smiled proudly, and I gnashed my teeth with anger. What a jerk! Who said that the most poisonous thing is a woman's heart? This stunner in front of me (especially fish and rotten shrimp garbage complex) is so cold that there is a snake and scorpion's poisonous heart under its appearance.
"Ha ha, little girl, your expression is written on your face. If you want revenge, be kind to yourself, and strive to thrive until you have the ability to surpass me before killing me. Ha ha ..." Er, did he see through what I was thinking? " You know, MuRongDian you can want to think clearly, leave me at this moment to destroy your scourge around endless future trouble. ""well, I'll wait for the day when you destroy me! “
Murong Dian said, dragging me to a room and said, "Look clearly, this is a pharmacy. There are all kinds of poisons in the world. Every time I make a prescription, it is also extracted from these medicines. You can kill me with whatever medicine you want. ""well, don't cry, dad, and blame me for killing you, a poisonous shrimp! "Murong Dian grabbed me and kissed my lips and threatened," Nicole, this is your punishment! In the future, every time you scream, you will be kissed by Mr. Murong handsome boy to see how bad your bad habits are! "I stared at him while covering my mouth. I didn't expect this kiss to make my heart messed up, damn guy.
What makes me sad is that the future is terrible. I casually put several medicines in the rice of poisonous shrimp and watched him taste it bite by bite. Hehe, it's his own poison anyway. You can't blame others when you die in your own hands. "Nicole, you drool like this. My son is in a good mood and allows you to eat the food on the table!" "honk? No, no, I'm not hungry. How dare I be equal to my master? I just ate! " Yaya was eating its food leisurely, and I winked at Yaya to signal it to help me, but Yaya enjoyed the delicious food with a look of indifference, and the poisonous shrimp approached step by step, pretending to care and sending the food to my mouth. "Come on, little slave, open your mouth, I am so painful. You should cooperate to eat, right?" He advised me with a smile instead of a smile. Shit, it's inhuman. I pushed open the bowl and shouted, "I don't want to eat poison!" " "Ha ha, little Nicole finally admitted your evil deeds. Don't think that I don't know. She poisoned my tea and rice, sneaked into my room to watch my sleeping face at night, and didn't forget to pour liquid poison into my mouth with a filament, maliciously destroying my botanical garden, and poisoning the food with the poison as white flour. Are you happy?" It turned out that he knew everything I did, "Ha ha, happy! It's a pity that I'm not happy if you're not poisoned! " He approached me and bit me on the cheek without expression. "It's your punishment. Do you hate me so much?" "hate!" There was a hint of sadness in his eyes. Am I wrong? "Well, I'm the first poison man in the world, and I'm going to cultivate you, the famous first poison woman in the world, to allow you to read the efficacy of detoxification, and to experiment with me to achieve the pleasure of revenge in your heart!"
I painstakingly studied poison in my study for a period of time, and I know something about medicine. I cheerfully ran to the hall, and Murong Dian was talking to a man. "Murong Xiong, I didn't expect you to hide your beauty in the golden palace. That unscrupulous, cold-blooded world poison expert should begin to understand." The man's eyes narrowed into a line and stared at me. "Brother Liang, you are wrong. This little evil girl doesn't want to kill me all the time. I'm studying poison again these days. "Murong Dian shook his head helplessly." Haha, it's an anecdote all over the world. Haha, Brother Murong is so excited. In the past, all those women in adore you were poisoned by you and scared away in various ways. This girl looks not simple! " I'm dizzy. I'm red-faced when I listen to their conversation.
"Hey, you don't say first! Poisonous shrimp, I'm here to challenge you! Don't ignore my existence! " I go on the rampage, "poisonous shrimp? Haha, when did Brother Murong have this title? Interesting! " Poisonous shrimp approached me with a black face. "Nicole, don't challenge my patience with your willfulness. I will punish you if there are guests!" " "Well, no, you dare to have guests ..." Blare ... I decided that he didn't dare to punish me before calling him a poisonous shrimp! This time, it's a fire, throwing a bomb will hurt yourself ... and the man called Brother Liang looked at us thoughtfully.
I prayed for his help with innocent eyes, and he just waved his hand and made a gesture that could not help me. Life is hard, when will you stay if you don't run at this time? I started to run. I didn't expect Murong Dian to reach out and hug me and kiss my lips as easy as blowing off dust. Hey, hey, my mouth is poisoned, colorless and tasteless, but it can kill him. Haha ... Let him try the feeling of insect bites, yeah? Why does he KISS endlessly? I can't push him away. Woo ... You can't put on a KISS show in front of outsiders! Ya sat on the table, covering her eyes, but there was a crack between her fingers. Shit, "Help, help!" " I struggled to shout.
At this moment, Brother Liang gave a helping hand. God, I finally saw my dearest person. If possible, I would give him three sticks of incense and thank him for saving me from the hot water. Brother Liang's exaggerated smiling face had tears in his eyes. I guess he just smiled! Ah, bah, I was shaking with laughter.
He pulled open the poisonous shrimp and took out a small bottle from the bosom to let the poisonous shrimp smell it. The poisonous shrimp looked at me dimly. "What happened just now? It seems to have been stung ... "I angrily kicked the poisonous shrimp's ass." You are a dead pig. This young lady put poison on her mouth to prevent you from being a big wolf! How dare you, you ... ""Nicole, you have a lot of tricks and learned a lot of tricks! " Murong Dian frowned.
Brother Liang beside him had already laughed himself to internal injuries, and his hands covered his stomach. Murongdian's cold face showed the chill of murder. Brother Liang only smiled and pretended to say, "Well, Brother Murong's infatuation with this ghost spirit seems to be an inevitable result. I want to discuss with you whether you can give me this close-fitting little maid, and I will pay for it." Murong Dian waved his fist and roared: "Liang Zichen, if you dare to hit on her, I will poison your family!" "
Liang Zichen shrank her shoulders and wiped her sweat and said, "Haha, Nicole's strength is not small. I'm just teasing you. I'm a single golden man with a beautiful woman under my mother. Without girls, I have the whole world." Oh, my god, I just want to punch him in the face and make him shut up.
I was just about to run away when Brother Liang kindly stopped me: "Miss Nicole, I forgot to tell you one thing. Although Liang Zichen is not an expert in poisoning, she knows a little about toxicity. Although the medicine you just prepared is extremely poisonous, it was made into CHUN medicine by your superb skills. Ahahaha ..." "What, Chun-"Well, I wish I could get into the ground.
Looking at Murong Dian's weird smile, I want to kill myself with noodles. "Ha ha, so you want to seduce me, little love slave Nicole ..." The poisonous shrimp raised an inscrutable smile on her face. "Hum! This young lady is purely a mistake, and if there is any similarity, it is purely a coincidence! You damn fool wait and see! "
I hurried away from the scene, only to hear a burst of laughter behind me.
I pricked the pillow with a needle. "Dead poisonous shrimp, smelly poisonous shrimp, I'll stab you to death, you son of a bitch." I took the pillow as Murong Dian and stuck it with acupuncture needle. "Hey, little love slave this young master have so hateful? Look at your angry look. You're about to pierce the pillow into a sieve. "
I looked up and saw MuRongDian dragged like 2580 thousand, "hum! Garbage in the scum! " "Dear Nicole, I haven't charged you with seducing me. What are you still angry about? It's not good for you to be careful with your heart! " I just accidentally mixed the wrong medicine a few days ago and mistakenly accompanied the poison into CHUN medicine, so he seized on me. I ignored him with my head down and tied the pillow harder.
"Ouch, it hurts!" I didn't expect that I used too much force, and the long needle pierced my leg through the pillow. The poisonous shrimp heard the sound and took off the pillow and saw blood on my leg. "You idiot, you can't abuse yourself when you are angry. You can prick me with a needle if you are angry again. Why do you hurt yourself like this?" "It's all you. If you don't always stimulate me, can I prick myself? Blame it on you! " I don't cry regardless of the image.
Poisonous shrimp ran to the room and took out the medicine box to help me deal with the wound. I hit him on the shoulder with a pillow. "It's all your fault, smelly poisonous shrimp, rotten poisonous shrimp. I'll scold you. What can you do with me?" Dare you kill me ... Blare ... "The strange thing about knowledge is that poisonous shrimp didn't punish me this time, and treated the wound seriously. In the eyes of love and pity, I slowly stopped beating and cursing.
"Nicole, it's all my fault for hurting you. It's worse to see you hurt than me. As long as you're not angry, just hit me." Hey? What medicine is sold in Murong Dian gourd? Has it changed its face into a tender and affectionate version this time? A little skeptical of his sincerity. "Hum! Come on, I'll study harder, little fellow. I'm going to defeat the first poison man in the world and poison the world! I am the only one, HOHO. " Thinking about the way Murong Dian was defeated by me, I gave a crayon-like laugh.
"Hey, Nicole, you when you are a superwoman! Do you want to be Wu Zetian who poisoned the world? Wake up! " Yana threw the finished melon seeds at me. "What is a superwoman?" Mr. Murong poisonous shrimp looks a bit like unknown so's stupidity. Second, I look at the wound he bandaged. It seems that it is not bad. With a wave of his hand, Murong Dian fell to the ground. Haha, let him try this young lady's ecstacy.
"Hey, hey, I'm proud to laugh. I'm proud to laugh. Little land is old." I hummed a ditty and walked to the Lotus Pond. "I am polite!" A person appeared defenseless and scared me to sit down on the ground. Liang Zichen appeared as a scholar. "Yi? Amazing Superman, is it fun to change different identities and shapes every day? " "Well, it's fun. I just change my clothes. Unlike Nicole, your personality can change eighteen times a day!" "Ha ha, that's what women's eighteen changed. Could you please pull me up? You have to take full responsibility for being scared by you. " Liang Zichen pulled me up and asked, "How did you get hurt? Brother Murong knows? If he knows, he will go on the rampage ... "Wow, it can be seen that his preaching skills are profound, and he can make so many remarks just because of one question.
36 plan to go is the best policy, leave him talking to himself, I'm not in the leisure mood to listen to his Tang priest preaching, one step, two steps, three steps ... I'm about to escape from his place, "Nicole, I forgot to ask you where MuRongXiong is? I have something to find him! " Well, he asked what he was afraid of asking, depressed. "Well, he's helping Asia catch cricket in Yingzhuge!" Without waiting for him to ask me again, I quickly ran to the pharmacy. Can I tell Mr. Murong that the poisonous shrimp is fascinated by my drug and is hugging the earth god? The answer is of course no.
Just as I was poisoning tight encirclement to ban poisonous shrimp from entering the pharmacy, footsteps sounded outside. "Nicole, MuRongXiong invites you out for a little chat. Haha, MuRongXiong, the Grinch, said he LOVE you! Oh, it hurts, man! " It is conceivable that Liang Zichen's nonsense was severely beaten by Murong Dian. "I'm not going out. I'm tired of sleeping in the pharmacy. You should go first!" I deliberately shouted coquetry, hoping that this move would let the poisonous shrimp leave here.
The door creaked and a group of crickets jumped in. "Little slave, didn't you just say that I helped Ya catch crickets? I caught a lot and can't wait for you to see if the result will satisfy you. " I'm most afraid of bugs. I ran out of the pharmacy and bumped into the poisonous shrimp with a thousand knives, and they fell to the ground together.
I grabbed his clothes and wiped them with snot and tears. "I hate you, nasty poisonous shrimp!" I'm most afraid of bugs, and you still scare me. I quit. Woo ... "I beat Murong Dian, and Liang Zichen said with a wry smile:" Nicole kindly reminds you that there is a cricket corpse stuck on your sole, and you trampled it flat. " I saw a cricket leg proudly demonstrating to me on the sole. I took off my two shoes and cried even harder in the distance. "Woo ... wow ... I hate your surname Liang. I curse your ancestors for eight generations. You will die a natural death!" I cried earth-shattering. Liang Zichen curled his lips and said, "My ancestors didn't provoke you for eight generations, but it was the cricket corpse that provoked you!" I cried even harder when I heard it.
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