Good people's standard jingles describe good people's jingles to get temples and kitchens; Write love poems and sing northland wolves; Can afford BMW and buildings; Beat villains and profiteers; Wash diapers and brush old walls; If you can repair the computer, you can move the refrigerator. Resist temptation and coax your mother-in-law; The most important thing is: loyalty to your wife is like loyalty to the party! A man's four hopes: there is a cook at home, an ugly man in the office, a bitch beside him and a bereaved mother in the distance. Men are afraid: getting sick, getting pregnant, writing letters to the public, fearing that their wives will commit suicide. Four things can't be said: bull market quilt cover, honey bubble, money stolen, Viagra takes effect. Men are four idiots: go home from work, earn money by yourself, eat lobster, and leave a phone number for the lady. Four things: I didn't know that the official was young until I arrived in Beijing, that the building was small until I arrived in Shanghai, that the money was small until I arrived in Shenzhen, and that my wife was old when I arrived in the box. At present, there are four main factors: mobile phones wear condoms, pagers wear handcuffs, men wear vests and women wear bras. Four major leisure activities: rich woman, money guide, laid-off workers and scientific researchers. Men have four main ages: twenty is the running age and thirty is the running age. Fifty is association. Men are four ghosts: poor people go home from high and low classes at night, drunkards at 9 o'clock at night, lechers at 12 o'clock at night and gamblers at 4 o'clock in the morning. There are four tragedies in life: drought meets rain, a drop; When you meet an old friend in a foreign country, you are the debtor; Wedding night, partition wall; The name was the same when the gold medal was nominated. There are four things that are annoying: no one comes to the banquet, no one calls the BB machine, and the daughter-in-law won't make trouble. If you want to cause trouble, you must wear a condom. Men spend four flowers: first-class men have flowers outside their homes, second-class men look for flowers outside their homes, third-class men catch them everywhere, and fourth-class men go home from work. Four things: integrity in the morning, loyalty at noon, luck in the afternoon and strength at night. 80 miles by bike. Four basic rules: drinking depends on delivery, smoking depends on supply, wages don't move at all, and wives basically don't need it. Men have four major helplessness: it is boring to accompany their wives, it is too expensive to find a lady, and marriage is the most affordable. Fourth-class beauties: first-class beauties have crossed the ocean, second-class beauties are in Shenzhen and Zhuhai, third-class beauties are in Beijing and Shanghai, and fourth-class beauties are waiting to go to sea. Four irons are the best friends in the world. You don't have to earn a lot of money, but you must support your family. You don't have to listen to your parents, but you must be filial. You don't have to be obedient and virtuous, but you must spoil your wife. You don't have to have a successful career, but you must have time to spend with your family. You can not take care of your children, but you must love them. You don't have to be male chauvinist, but you must make up your mind when you encounter something big. Extended reading: I really don't understand men's jingles. Girls buy a lot of beautiful clothes just to attract boys' attention, but what boys want to see is girls without clothes. Love green apples, have a crush on figs, fall in love with pistachios at first sight, have no free love, really love sugar, cheat and eat bitter fruit, lightning loves forbidden fruit, and passionately loves consequences. What fruit do you want to eat? My family is poor and ugly, with a primary school education, a rural hukou, a broken house with three thin acres, and my wife has a cold pot and a hot stove. Never leave your mouth all year round. Today, SMS wants a girlfriend, and the revolutionary road is shoulder to shoulder. ...