PAI mom: Je voudrais un plat vigitarien, I want a vegetarian dish.

Chef: Pas de probleme is no problem (and then put a parsley leaf).

PAI Dad: Pardon, Elle Vous a demand é si Vous Avez des chosespour le Vigitarien. Sorry, she asked if you had anything for vegetarians.

Chef: La Vachequi Prodigue Cette Foie est Vigitarienne, Le Cochon Qui est Repplit Plein de Saucisson est Vigitarienne Aussi. The cow who contributed this liver is a vegetarian, and the pig stuffed with this sausage is also a vegetarian. (In French, cow is a feminine word, and pig is a masculine word, which is just to scold PAI and her son.)