4 people move a wood ,guess a word answer is: jie

One person ,guess a word answer is: big

One person a mouth, mouth under the long hand ,guess a word answer is: take

One person in ,guess a word answer is: meat

One person to pick two small people ,guess a word answer is: clip

One person waist hang a bow ,guess a word answer is: clip

One person to pick two small people ,guess a word answer is: clip

One person to pick two small people,guess a word answer is

One person hangs a bow on his waist, and the answer is: yi

One mouthful of cow's tail, and the answer is: tell

One mouthful of determination, and the answer is: 交

One big, two small, and the answer is: nai

One dipper of rice, and the answer is: material

January 7, and the answer is: fat

January 7, and the answer is: nai

The answer is: nai.

One plus one, guess the word answer is: king

Half, guess the word answer is: mortar

One character with thirteen dots, guess the word answer is: juice

Hundred minus one, guess the word answer is: white

Nine birds, guess the word answer is: turtledove

Nine, guess the word answer is: wook

Nine, guess the word answer is: wook

Nine cars, guess the answer is: wook

The answer is: wook

What is the answer?

Nine cars, guess the word answer is: track

Nine o'clock, guess the word answer is: pill

Two girls, guess the word answer is: wonderful

Two ladies, guess the word answer is: Zi

Two brothers, each standing, guess the word answer is: competition

People do not have in their place, guess the word answer is: stand

The man is not in his place, guess the word answer is: stand

The man is not in his place, guess the word answer is: stand

The man is not in his place, guess the word answer is: stand

People are not divided, guess a word answer is: Russia

People are here , guess a word answer is: down

Lantern riddle: New Year. (playing a writer's name) He Jingzhi

New Year's Eve, counting the bells. (playing a business term) Year-end inventory

Year-end, there is no shortage of fish and rice. (playing a word) scale

New Year's Eve vigil. (打一歇后语) 辞旧迎新

红公鸡，绿尾巴，身体钻到地底，又甜又脆营养大。 -- The red carrot

Five or six brothers sat around a column, and when they broke up, their clothes were torn. -- Garlic

White and fat, it hides in the mud, it is covered with honeycomb, and it can be tasted both raw and cooked. -- The root of the lotus root

There are holes where no insects can be seen, nests where no peaks can be seen, silk where no silkworms can be seen, and umbrellas where no people can be seen. -- Lotus root

Round face like an apple, sour and sweet, with lots of nutrients, it can be eaten as a dish or a fruit. -- Tomato

White, square, tender and fragrant, it can be used for cooking and soup, and beans are its parents. -- Tofu

There's someone inside, one word (Riddle: Meat

Four nights, one word (Riddle: Luo

Up and down as one, one word (Riddle: Card

No dogs barking at the door, one word (Riddle: Question

Second handshake, one word (Riddle: Look

One in history, one in history, one in history, one in history, one in history, one in history, one in history, one in history, one in history, and one in history, one in history, one in history, one in history, one in history.

One into the history books 打一字（谜底：更

进水行不成 打一字（谜底： 衍

两点天上来 打一字（谜底：关

早不说晚不说 打一字（谜底： 许

陕西人十分好 打一字（谜底： 附

送走观音使不得 打一字（谜底：還

后村 The girl is listening to the sound of the wind 打一字（谜底：封

桁 打一成语（谜底：行行就木

乖 打一成语（谜底： 乘人不备

会计 打一成语（谜底： 足智多谋

相声 打一成语（谜底：装腔姿势

并重 打一成语（谜底：恰如其分

仙樂 打一成语（谜底：不同凡响

美梦 打一成语（谜底： 好景不長

圆寂 打一成语（谜底：坐以待毙

伞兵 打一成语（谜底：下来 from the skies

打边鼓 打一成语（谜底：旁敲侧击

无底洞 打一成语（谜底：深不可测

The bottomless pit 打一成语（谜底： deep and unfathomable

This is the first time that the Chinese character "" has been used. Eighty-eight 打一成语（谜底： 入木三分

脱粒机 打一成语（谜底：吞吐吐

翘翘板 打一成语（谜底：吞吐

纸老虎 打一成语（谜底：外强干

感冒通 打一成语（谜底：有不风化

农产品 打一成语（谜底：土生土长

Lifting Competition 打一成语（谜底：土生土長

Lifting Competition 打一成语（谜底：幼力比赛 打一成语（谜底：幼力比赛打一成语）

零存整取 打一成语（谜底：积少成多

四通八达 打一成语（谜底：头头是道

照相底片 打一成语（谜底：倒倒 black and white

rowing a boat against the current 打一成语（谜底：激流勇进

爱好旅游 打一成语（谜底: "to be surprised by what you see"

Traveling 打一成语（谜底: Pleasantly surprised

Blind men touching an elephant 打一成语（谜底：nothing big enough

Candied yellow dock 打一成语（谜底：同甘***苦

逆水划船 打一成语（谜底：strive for the upper reaches

Rain poncho（打一成语）. A coat of water

Very small (打一成语). Minuscule

The first day (打一成语). Day by day

Fairy music (打一成语). Different from the ordinary

Beautiful dream (打一成语). Good times don't last long

Cold pass (打一成语) Have a bad taste

Makeup Study (打一成语) How easy it is to talk about

Sun stove (打一成语). Hot and bothered

Microscope (打一成语). A hole in the ground

Climbing a bamboo pole (playing an idiom). Rising in sections

Bottomless hole (打一成语). Unfathomable depth

Looking at the river pavilion (playing an idiom). Near the water

The threshing machine (打一成语). Swallowing

Agricultural products (打一成语). Native

Colorful Drama (打一成语). Sound and color

Blackboard newspaper (playing an idiom). White letter streak

Pilot (打一成语). Organic

Warping board (打一成语). Here and there

Wedding and funeral (打一成语). Mixed sorrow and joy

Playing on the sidelines (打一成语). Side by side

Flying dysprosium (打一成语). Stringing out

Dumpster (playing an idiom). Hiding dirt

Paper tiger (打一成语). Outside strong and dry

Eighty-eight (打一成语). Laughing to death (打一成语). Joyfulness begets sorrow

The magpie's nest is occupied by crows (打一成语). (playing a Chinese idiom). A glimpse of everything

Rowing a boat against the current (打一成语). Strive to go upstream

Pomegranate ripening (打一成语). Skin to skin

Weight lifting competition (打一成语). Pound for pound

Gun loaded (playing an idiom). At the touch of a button

Total openness (playing an idiom). Leave no room for error

Liao Zhai Zhi Yi (打一成语) Ghost Story

Zero Deposit and Whole Payment (打一成语). Accumulate less to become more

Fool's House (打一成语). Open the door and see the mountain

Blind man feeling the elephant (playing an idiom). Unaware of the big picture

The clear and the turbid merge (打一成语). 泾渭不分

四通八达（打一成语）. Head to head

Hands in favor (打一成语). superfluous

Candied yellow dock (打一成语). Same sweet **** suffering

One-sided farewell (打一成语). One Side of the Story

Photographic Negative (打一成语). Upside down

Hobby travel (playing an idiom). Happy to be surprised

Communal towel (打一成语). All the faces of the world

Wu Da Lang set up a banquet (打一成语). The guests are full of friends

When things go wrong, don't ask for help (打一成语). Self-reliance

Thousand miles by phone (打一成语). Remote echo

See more without taste (打一成语). See more often

The rabbit invites the tiger (打一成语). Cin eats daofang

Don't consider the middle (打一成语). Look ahead and look back

Leaving the faucet on (playing an idiom). Letting things go

Quickly Cutting Through the Mud (playing an idiom). Welcome

Playing Go in secret (打一成语). Indiscriminate

Take a message home (打一成语). Words without faith

One piece becomes nine pieces (打一成语). A piece in four

Luda became a monk (打一成语). Halfway out

Mute gestures (打一成语). It is self-evident

Lou Ah Mouse asks for the trigrams (打一成语). Being a thief

Super good toothbrush (打一成语). Hairless

Cats and dogs are like what (打一成语). Like a wolf like a tiger

Chainsaw through wood (playing an idiom). When the time comes

Crossword Puzzle

Two Heads of the Ox (字一)生

牛年进财（字一）钮

牛年看未来（字一）hypnosis

牛年始贴春联（字一）彬

牛年始先开会（字一）形

牛女间结姻缘（字一）姝

牛无它不生 （

The ox passes through the hall

The cataract of the cataract of the Milky Way

The ox and the weaving maiden look at each other from afar, but you are not the only one who can't see the river

The grass covers the ox's horns, and the hedge reflects the horse's hooves

The ox meets the golden star of the ox

The ox and the woman on the earth are two stars

日暮村西牛影归（字一）桀

士隐先生从不牛（字一）邗

抬头望见牵牛星（字一）担

大牛小犊一齐来（字一）牲

宝玉不知何处去，林妹玉体瘦半身打-字 " Riddle: Song

2. "The top and bottom say together, the flower time is especially short (word one)" Riddle: Blip

3. "Except for me, it's none other than it (word one)" Riddle: Tuo

4. ... "Clouds hang with geese" (字一)" 英底：会

5. "Thinking of change" (字二)" 英底：tie (音：贴). The dictionary does not have it. It means to take over by heart)

6. "Nothing is in the way - three words spoken two" Riddle: I don't know, how can I do it

7. "It is good to go to the earth-" Riddle: "It is good to go to the earth-" Riddle: I will. -Versailles Palace

8. "Snow floats on the clouds - geographic term 1 -" Riddle: high frigid zone

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9. "There are still chrysanthemums - a poem about chrysanthemums in Dream of Red Mansions" Riddle: "There will be a time for comforting words in the sunlight"

10. "There are bird traces in front of the steps - idiom 1" Riddle: Versailles Palace

11. -Chinese idiom 1" Riddle: "The door can be full of sparrows"

11. "Raise your hand and you can approach the moon" Riddle: "Touching the sky"

12. "The scent of the first fragrance into the clothes - Dream of Red Mansions" Riddle: Flower Attacker

13. The first one is "Liaozhai Zhiyi". 14. "Seeing the red wet place - the second one is "Water Margin". 15. The first one is "The first time I show my eyebrows" Riddle: "I'm overjoyed"

16. "I'm not drunk even if I goblet ten times" Riddle: "Changgan Xing"

17. "The same people in Changgan - Liaozhai Zhiyi" Riddle: Drunkard

18. "Birds fly away from a thousand mountains, playing a movie title"! Riddle: The Vacuum Zone

19. "Thousands of years of fame - playing a writer's name!" Riddle: Ancient Dragon

20. "The sun is over the mountains - play a meteorological term!" Riddle: Cloudy in the evening

21. "White hair poems without. Playing the name of a person in the Qing Dynasty" Riddle: Li Hongzhang

22. "Returning to the world, I want to dip my scarf," a line from Meng Haoran's poem" Riddle: Still two lines of tears

23. The title of the movie is "I" in the title of the movie" Riddle: "The Last Song" (绝唱潛影)

24. "当春乃发生'《水浒转》人物诨号 "Riddle: "Timely Rain"

25. "Raise your head to invite the moon"

26. "Head down and think of your hometown"

27. "Look down and think of your hometown"

28. "Look at the moon and think of the distance"

29. Riddle: Look at the moon and think of home

27. "The light of the bright moon in front of the window 'Guess a Song lyricist, roll up the curtain frame" Riddle: Li Qingzhao

28. "The bright moon shines between the pines', playing the name of a scientist! " Riddle: Lin Guangda

29. "Tomorrow's age is new', an astronomical noun" Riddle: light years

30. "Called as a white jade disk' play a word!" Riddle: cynical

31. "Tea' a line from Zhang Jiuling's poem!" Riddle: grass and trees have their own heart

32. "Spring sleep does not realize dawn', play the name of a novel!" Riddle: Drunk in Chang'an

33. "Or this one, a line from Poetry." Riddle: When you hear the crowing birds

34. "Fishing alone in the cold river snow 'seasoning crown specifications" Riddle: First-class frozen fish

35. "Don't teach the branch to cry 'playing a rolled-up idiom! " Riddle: Dreaming

36. "The people of the past are gone" (打一字)" Riddle: Borrow

37. "Spring is full of the earth" Riddle: The sky is the limit

38. (打一物)謎底：灯

39.房间里面亮堂堂堂，但不能上网？ Why? Riddle: lighted candles

40.They both have good feelings for each other, but they can't love each other. Why? Riddle: Close relatives

41. The two of them, who have been married for more than a year, have never had "room service". Why? Riddle: Net

Marriage

42. The son is older than the mother. Is that possible? Why? Riddle: Young stepmother

43. Grandpa can be a grandson. Is it possible? Why? Riddle: Nowadays, children are little emperors

1, hid from the emperor for two months (two words) hazy / Tang Feng

2, whenever the wedding cry again and again (three words business terms) old / Tang Feng

3, always thinking about OU questions (idiom) sophisticated / Tang Feng

4, facing the obstacles to the return of the tears (four words stock market terms) see the top back down / Tang Feng

5, like to do things slowly and methodically (four-word colloquialism) good not happy / Tang Feng

6, every said, all the table heart has become gray, declined to get married (Tang Li) often say, the road is emotionless but there is love / Tang Feng

7, the dark fragrance of the plum Shangdu, the smoke and waves end up in the distance (plants) Begonia / Penglai woodcutter

8, the fog is clear to see the foot (multi-penned word) dew / the end of the song is still alive!

9, the mandarins life change, and leather (multi-stroke character) whip / song end people do not give up

10, all parties to offer advice *** with the cooperation (eleven strokes of the character) Ling / song end people do not give up

11, women of childbearing age to engage in ligation (four words Peach Blossom Garden Records a sentence) do not come out of nowhere / Nanshan woodcutter

12, the poem and do not tiger head, snake tail (multi-character idiom) The wind and horses are not related to the cattle / Nanshan Woodcutter Weng

13, turned a corner, but see the mountains and water together, eight visitors, one by one, all called its beauty (Henan famous places) Hangu Pass / Nanshan Woodcutter Weng

14, "Jianghu drifting for a long time" (the title of the crown amount,2 + 2) a Taoist master / Lotus Pond Moonlight

15, "The guest house do not resign to buy wine first" (three-word financial accounting term) withdraw money / Lotus pond moonlight

16, grandmother's affection can not be forgotten (title crown field name, 2 + 2) Boone reporter / Lotus pond moonlight

17, this promotion, thank you for relations (five-word bestseller name, rolled up) lover Duluth / Wind Dew

18, according to me, ah, are nothing more than a stopgap measure (five words of a Tang poem line) self-considered no long strategy / Iren near

19, group champion and individual champion Guo Shaomin revealed (five words of old Chinese movies) the mystery of the double-headed eagle / Iren near

20, non-relatives and non-relatives to drink (eight strokes of the word) leek / Feng Wen

21, two o'clock from school, stay until three (eye-linking the bottom of the) Word slipped/wolf

22, "end up living in the world slaughter" (provincial abbreviation) Ji/wolf (Note: face out of Li Yan "see Zhi Poem")

23, "people have two or three hearts" (family name) Cong/wolf (Note: face out of Kong Rong "deathbed poem")

24. "Life is like the morning dew" (seven strokes of the Chinese character), but/wolf (note: from Qin Jia's "Three Poems on Giving a Woman a Gift from the County of Liou")

25. "The green leaves of the grass contain dandelion" (a two-character movie), green and red/wolf (note: from Cai Yong's "Poem of the Kingfisher")

26, "long bed all things are finished" (four words spoken) dead forget it / Wolf (Note: face Kong Rong "deathbed poem")

27, the early news for the hope (the capital of the two, 2 + 3) Paris, Minsk / Wolf

28, do not love to tell lies, out of the war is also useless (film and television actors and actresses even dress phrase, 2 + 4) Chen Hao vacuum on the stage / Wolf

28, do not love to tell lies, out of the war is also useless (film and television actors and actresses and even dress phrase, 2 + 4) ) Chen good vacuum on the battlefield / Wolf

29, "learning two words I recognize clear" (four words administrative good phenomenon) effectiveness of self-inspection / wave stimulation of light boat

30, "put the flag rolled up, but early to see the daylight at noon." (three words drugs, roll up the curtain) daytime angel / red-faced man (Note: face from the "Journey to the West")

31, "so far has been felt not fresh" (three words of ancient literati concurrently) small Li Du (Note: face out of the Qing Dynasty Zhao Yi poem, the Kai on the line "Li Du poems of ten thousand mouths") ) / Tiger Volt

32, the book of the Sage of War piece of soldiers (PLA earthquake martyrs, swallow-tailed) Wu Wenbin / Tiger Volt

33, peaches and plums do not say, the next from the groove (six words of educational terms, the first word 4 strokes) student-oriented / Tiger Volt

34, Wu Dailang left behind poplar stretcher (a four-word garden term) woody plants / Tiger Volt

36, there are still less than five Adults are still reading the newspaper (six-character term for students doing homework) still have less than half a sheet of paper left/Tiger Volt

36, separated at half past midnight he went also, goodbye sound is still heard (nine strokes of the word) recommended/Tiger Volt

37, northwest of the forest, the old Liu appeared in front of me (mythological character) Xiangliu/online ghost

38, into the winter Fangzhi chaotic (legal term) release/Xiyuan people

39, A hook of the western moon is born in the clouds feet, two Gu Gu pour heart恬水边(四字常言)酒能乱性/西元人士

40、"南湖游船 "人人知(成语)浮一大白/西元人士

41、万滴终收住，星月***比肩(口语)放屁/白虎山君

乖 ( Playing an idiom) - take advantage of people

Chinese New Year lantern riddle answers (animals)

Long ears, short tail. He only eats vegetables, not food. （Rabbit

Dumpling face, plum blossom feet. In front of him, he shouts, and behind him, he dances with a sword. (Name of an animal) Dog

Little girl, cool at night. She carries a lantern and it shines brightly. (playing the name of an animal) firefly

A fragrance, drilling in the ground. Bend over and walk, won't break. (playing the name of an animal) earthworm

The same thing, flowers green. It jumps down from the stage, and jumps up to the house. （Cat

Walking in the ditch, stringing in the ditch. I forgot the needle and the thread. （Hedgehog

Fat legs, sharp nose. Wear a skirt and carry a house. (Name of an animal) turtle

The boat is hard and high. Four oars, rocking slowly. (Name of an animal) Turtle

A knife, floating in the water. It has eyes, but no eyebrows. (Name of an animal) Fish

A star, a little bit. A star, a little bit. （Ants

Small feet, tall legs. They wear red hats and white robes. (Name of an animal) Crane

The boat is small, with a white canopy. The head is also red, the oars are also red. （Goose

Long arms, monkey face. He plays happily in the big forest. He picks wild fruits and makes magpie eggs, and swings on a branch. (Name of an animal) gibbon

Mother's son, mother's son, body like a box. The unicorn scissors, eight hairpins. （Crab

It enters the cave like a dragon, and leaves the cave like a phoenix. The phoenix gives birth to a hundred sons, and the hundred sons become dragons. （Sericulture

Serum

Long pointed mouth, thin legs. It has a big tail and is very suspicious. (Name of an animal) Fox

For you to beat me, for me to beat you. I'll beat you until your skin opens up, and I'll bleed. (Name of an animal) Mosquito

No feet and no hands, wearing chicken skin wrinkles. If anyone touches it, he will be scared and go away. (playing the name of an animal) snake

Backboard over the sea, full of articles. Why is he so famous for stealing? Don't look at me as small, but I have a heart, lungs, liver and intestines. If you want to use it as medicine, you have to go to the sea to catch it. It is not afraid of big storms. （Seagull

When it is small, it looks like a comma and plays in the water. When he grows up, he jumps high and is the champion of catching insects. （Frogs

Play together during the day and sleep together at night. They will not be separated in their old age and are praised for their good marriage. (Name of an animal) Mandarin ducks

The girl is so hardworking, she weaves at night. The sound of the machine stops only when the sky is dark. (Name of an animal) The Weaving Maiden

Dressed in a green shirt, she wears a crown of five flowers on her head. She drinks fragrant wine and sings like Li Cuilian. (Name of an animal) Grasshopper

The head is fat and the feet are big, like a big fool. The limbs are short and thick, and he wears a black coat. （Bear

The bear is tall and big, with a neck like a tower. He is kind and gentle, and never fights. （Giraffe

Nose like a hook, ears like a fan. Its legs are like pillars and its tail is like a whip. （The elephant

Looks like a yellow ball from afar, and looks furry up close. It is a favorite bug-eater. （Chicken

The brothers are seven or eight thousand in number and live under the roof. They make pulp for sale every day, and the pulp is worth more. They can crawl and fly. They use wood as food and destroy houses. （Termites

Their bodies are slippery, and they like to drill at the bottom of the river. They can measure the weather. (Name of an animal) Loach

Looks like a **, lures small fish and shrimp. Tentacles to catch food, dancing claws and teeth. （Anemone

Like a fish, it is not a fish, it lives in the sea all its life. From a distance it looks like a fountain, but up close it looks like an island. (playing the name of an animal) whale

Two eyes like a lamp, a tail like a nail. It passes through the clouds in the middle of the day, and it passes through the light of day on the surface of the lake. (playing the name of an animal) dragonfly

Black-faced prime minister, sitting in the hall. He is sitting in the hall, pulling up the gossip flag, specializing in taking the flying generals. （Spider

The hump-backed old man with a disheveled beard. He has no blood in his life, but after his death, he is covered with red. （Shrimp

Like a cat, not a cat, wearing a leather jacket.

The cat is not a cat, it is a cat with a fur coat and a flower coat. (playing the name of an animal) tiger

The length of the body is about ten feet, and the nose is born on the top of the head. It has a black back and a white belly, and makes its home in the ocean. （Dolphin

The dolphin is as light as a swallow and flies between heaven and earth. It is not afraid of being far away from each other, but it can also spread the word. (Name of an animal) Carrier pigeon

With warm-soled boots and whiskers around its mouth. They patrol at night and squint in the daytime. （Cat

The cat has two knives in front of its head, and it harms the seedlings by drilling into the ground. It is a diuretic. （Grylls

Four pillars and eight rails, where lazy men live. His nose goes round and round, and his tail makes a circle. If you don't eat it, it's a bowl, and if you do, it's a bowl. (playing the name of an animal) snail

Wearing Zhou Yu's hat and Zhang Fei's robe, he called himself Sun Bo Fu. He calls himself Sun Bo Fu, and his temper is like Ma Chao's.

Wearing Zhou Yu's hat and Zhang Fei's robe. （Cricket

Wearing green clothes, carrying two knives on his shoulders. When he walks in the field of crops, the pests run away from him. （Mantis

The cat doesn't catch mice, and the bear loves bamboo. The cat is a cat or a bear, and it swings in the air. (playing the name of an animal) panda

Sowing seeds (playing the name of an animal) Bugu

Multi-brothers (playing the name of an animal) Bugu

Tried and true (playing the name of an animal) Bailing

phase (playing an idiom). Pretending

Paratrooper (打一成语). Falling from the sky

Backface (打一成语) Its appearance is not good

False eyes (打一成语). Eyes unblinking

Xenon tritium (打一成语). Swallowing the mountains and rivers

Shengjing (打一成语). Undefeated

Arbitrary (playing an idiom). Not to be trifled with

Rain poncho (打一成语). A coat of mail

Very small (打一成语). Minuscule

First day (打一成语). Day by day

Fairy music (打一成语). Different from the ordinary

Beautiful dream (打一成语). Good times don't last long

Brothers (打一成语). Counting One and Two

Singing in unison (打一成语). Singing in unison

Recumbent (打一成语). Five bodies to the ground

Circumcision (打一成语). Sit and wait for death

Cold pass (打一成语). Have a bad taste

Makeup study (打一成语) How easy it is to talk about

Sun stove (打一成语). Hot and bothered

Microscope (打一成语). A hole in the ground

Climbing a bamboo pole (playing an idiom). Rising in sections

Bottomless hole (打一成语). Unfathomable depth

Looking at the river pavilion (playing an idiom). Near the water

The threshing machine (打一成语). Swallowing

Agricultural products (打一成语). Native

Colorful Drama (打一成语). Sound and color

Joke: Jokes about speaking bad Mandarin

1. The fish seller yelled at the top of his voice, "Fish la, fish la." Next to a date seller is also not willing to show weakness, followed by yelling: "bad (jujube) la, bad (jujube) la."" Fish." Fish." Fish." Fish." The more the fish seller heard, the more wrong, feel the date seller as if intentionally against him, so the two quarreled.

2, a township enterprise's factory director will go to Kobe, Japan, to visit, he can't even speak Mandarin, usually only speak dialect. So he let his subordinates to find an interpreter, the subordinates came back to report: "Japanese interpreters do not have a can understand the factory director of the vernacular". The factory manager said: "This is good, we will bring another teacher from the town, then ask him to translate our native language into Mandarin." The subordinate said, "It's not enough, when we get to Japan, we still have to ask someone to translate Japanese 'Mandarin' into Kobe's vernacular."

3, a very heavy dialect of the earth tone of the outsiders, in the city lost their way, see a gentleman lady came over, they greeted and asked: "rabbit (comrade), kiss (please) ......" Before the words were finished, the lady was so angry that her face turned red.

4, a southerner came to a snack bar in Beijing, said to the waitress: "sleep a night (dumplings a bowl) how much?" The waitress heard, the color changed, shrill: "rascal!" When the southerner heard this, he said, "Only 60 cents, cheap, come one night (bowl)."

5, there is a pair of farmers brother and sister with a crate pulling wheat to the market to sell, a southerner came to their brother and sister, asked: "Big brother, your little sister (wheat) how to sell ah?" The elder brother was so angry that his veins popped out on his forehead.

6, the cow old man in the loud hawking: "Sell moon cakes, four dollars ten." Many people went up to buy these "cheap" moon cakes, and only when they paid did they realize that the old man's moon cakes cost ten dollars for four.

7. The old people in the home for the elderly held a party on the night of the Mid-Autumn Festival, and the host, Mrs. Wang, said, "Ladies and gentlemen, the show is about to begin, so please be quiet."

8, a northerner in a park in Guangzhou to ask where the "cable car", according to the answer to find, found the "men's room".

9, a couple of the first morning after the wedding, the family got up and washed their faces, the bride respectfully said to her mother-in-law: "mother-in-law, please die first (wash)." After saying this, the bride then said to the groom, "If your mother-in-law dies, will you die?" After a pause she added, "When both the mother-in-law and you die, I will die last." When the mother-in-law heard this, her face turned blue and she could not say a word. The bride added, "Why don't you die, mother-in-law?"

10, a Putian old lady selling sugar cane on the roadside, a bus stopped, the car a foreigner came to buy sugar cane in front of the old lady's stall, just weighed sugar cane, not yet paid, the car started. The old woman urged, "Hurry up, you money to me, I married (cane) to you." The foreigner was so scared that he didn't even take the sugar cane and flew to the car.

11, a country girl came to the supermarket, the waiter warmly greeted: "Miss, what do you want?" The girl said, "I want your life (noodles), pigsun (bamboo shoots)."

12, Chunhua met a friend with his son shopping, busy to go up to greet, and praised: "This little wolf boy (boy) looks really cute."

13, a rural elementary school class, the teacher walked into the classroom: "Stand (on) class." The students said in unison: "old death (teacher) good!" The teacher said: "Spit blood (students), early death (on) good!"

14, two country girls back to the city, it is late, see a truck driving, they waved to the truck, the driver poked his head out, a girl said: "Comrade, we can do (sit) your wife (car) child?" The driver said in a bad humor, "Who wants you to be my wives." The other girl hurriedly said, "It doesn't matter, we are very close (轻)." The driver was so angry that he drove away, thinking, "Who's going to kiss you guys."

15, the village headman said at the villagers' meeting, "Rabbits, shrimps, pickles are too expensive, don't want soy sauce melon, want pig's feet." Translating his dialect into Mandarin is: Comrades and villagers, the meeting is now in session, don't talk, pay attention.

Brain teaser: Q: Xiao Bai Zhang looks like his brother, play an idiom?

A: The truth is out

Q: Why is the pear the fruit with the highest temperature?

A: Pears are (ionically) hot

Q: Who is the world's darkest, darkest anime character?

A: Robot Cat

WHY? Because he can't reach out and see anything

Q: Who is the world's most compassionate anime character?

A: It's still Robot Cat

WHY? Because he's always reaching out to people with a round hand (援手)

Q: A wolf came to the North Pole, accidentally fell into the sea of ice, and was fished out when he turned into what?

A: Betel nut

Q: What did the chief of the African cannibals eat?

A: People!

Q: So one day, the chief got sick and the doctor told him to be a vegetarian, so what did he eat?

A: Eat vegetarians!

Q: What animal is the master?

A: Pigs, because pigs (beads) are masters of math

Q: What animal is most likely to be plastered on a wall?

A: Seal (newspaper)

Q: What does a fat man change when he falls from the 12th floor?

A: Dead fat man

Q: Who will help you refill your food when you're full?

A: Flying dragons, because they are in the sky

Q: There is a triangular tree sent to the North Pole to be planted ... May I ask after growing up! That tree is called?

A: Trigonometry (cold tree)

Q: A white horse is called white? A black horse is called a black horse, a black and white horse is called a zebra, so what is a black white and red horse called?

A: It's a shy zebra, lol

Q: One day there was a matchstick it had an itchy head, so it went to scratch it, and its head burned. Then it was taken to the hospital, and after it came out of the emergency room, guess what it turned into

A: A cotton swab, because the head was bandaged up.

Q: Why are silkworms rich

A: Because ..... Silkworms make cocoons (frugal)

Q: What is God's mode of transportation?

A: Wonder (ride) Baby

Q: Who gets carsick when White, Yellow and Blue ride in the coach?

A: Answer:White, because White will vomit (white rabbit )

Q: What is the surname of Qu Yuan's wife?

A: Surname Chen, because Qu Chen (Chen) clan

Q: What line does the monkey hate the most?

A: Parallel lines, because they don't intersect (bananas)

Q: Which historical figure is the most annoying?

A: Su Wu - Su Wu shepherded the sheep to the North Sea (being flattened)

Q: Chocolate and tomato fought, and the chocolate won. (Hit a food name)

A: Riddle: Chocolate bar

Q: Chocolate and egg fight, chocolate won again. (again)

A: Riddle: Chocolate bar

Q: Chocolate fought with tomato and egg at the same time, and chocolate won again. (Again, a food name)

A: Riddle: Tomato and egg noodles

Q: Chocolate and egg fought again, and chocolate won again. (Play another food name)

A: Egg Crisp (lose)

Q: A puppy was traveling in the desert and died, ask him how did he die?

A: He suffocated because there are no poles in the desert to pee on.

Q: A puppy traveled in the desert and found a utility pole and still ended up suffocating to death, why?

A: A dotted line pole with a sticker that says "no peeing here."

Q: A puppy traveling in the desert finds a pole with nothing on it, and still suffocates, why?

A: A lot of puppies were in line and didn't wait.

Q: A puppy was traveling in the desert and found the telephone pole with nothing posted on it and waited in line and still ended up suffocating, why?

A: Because behind him were two beautiful dog MM, he was embarrassed.

Book 11 Unbelievable (BOOK 11)

Which kind of bat doesn't need to rest Unresting (Unresting Bat)

A man was brushed gold A whimpering (a golden man)

Sheep stopped breathing Raised eyebrows (sheep didn't spit out)

Mobile phones must not be dropped into the toilet Opportunity is not to be lost (wet)

Jade told Ming that her father was sexually impotent and couldn't stop (Jade's father couldn't)

The dog stopped barking when he crossed the log bridge and couldn't forget it. Smashing a gun (枪林弹雨)

The painter likes to paint thick ropes but not thin ones (粗绳入画)

Moving the piano in the construction of a building (移建中琴)

Eating with chopsticks (拿筷子吃) is popular (筷子到人囗)

The conversation between the chicken and the duck (鸡與鸭的对话 鸡同鸭讲)

100零一了一了 一了百了

There are ten sheep, nine sheep, nine sheep, one stone, two birds (一石二鸟)

A group of women were chatting. >There are ten sheep, nine squatting in the sheepfold, one squatting in the pigsty Iambic pentameter (a sheep squatting in the wrong place)

Sheep call the eagle, the eagle picks up the phone and says "hello" Yangbian (sheep PHONE eagle "hello")

Who doesn't have a phone? Skyclad (skyclad PHONE)

Who knows birds best? 惊弓(惊弓之鸟) knows birds

Why did the ancients lie on the ice for carp?

Why does a stallion run faster than a mare?

Why do you turn over a dirty hat?

Why does a newborn child die? Birth into death

Why is a gun that paints a knife blue blue? BLUE

Why did the teacher tell us to treasure the four arrows from childhood? Time flies like an arrow (FOUR ARROWS)

How do you keep a duck from flying away? Put a wing on it.

How do you make a sparrow quiet? Squeeze it (crows are silent. Squeeze the sparrow.)

How do you make something bigger? (It's cold) There's room for everything

Which type of snake has many mouths? (Snakes)

The one that washes your face is called a washbasin, but what about the one that washes your hands? Golden basin (golden basin)

Which juice is the hardest to drink? The brain racking

What do you see on the guillotine in hell? Ghosts

Who had an easy time making it through three years of high school? Mr. Rui (锐不可当请念ㄤ')

How can you tell the difference between a meat store and a dog meat store? A dog meat store hangs a sheep's head on its door

Why is it necessary to tell a joke three times? Think twice before you act

Why can't you see God's penis? The sky is the limit

Which song has "Coco Lee" in the lyrics? The Moon Represents My Heart ("Coco Lee" How Deeply I Love You ....)

Which sport uses a back? (It's more skirts) Jan Sport

Which type of snake has the strongest life force? (Snake)

Why don't hombres go out? Because when you do, you become a "layman"

People wearing golden clothes Riddle: A man of honor

The number "3" was walking on the road. ...... One flip... Another flip...

Riddle: Three times

A dog crosses a wooden bridge and stops barking Riddle: "I don't forget everything"

. Book 11 Riddle: Unbelievable

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