2. What is the one thing that people willingly buy fake? Wigs
3. What is something that foreigners' are longer than Chinese, that monks have but can't use, but eunuchs don't? Names
4. When do a cow's tongue and tail meet together? In a restaurant
5. What photo can't tell who is being photographed? (打一物品) X-ray photo
6. What fattens up fast and loses weight even faster? (Play an item) balloon
7. White is very much like his brother, know why? (Guess the idiom) The truth is out
8. Who is sure to be eliminated from the game played by the wolf, the tiger and the lion? Wolf, Momotaro
9. Jasmine. Jasmine. Which flower is the weakest ? What a beautiful jasmine flower
10. What line does the monkey hate the most? Parallel lines that don't intersect (banana)
11. There was a young man who had to cross a river to do an errand; but there was no boat or bridge over the river. So he swam across the river in the morning, and in only one hour's time he reached the other side. That afternoon, the width of the river as well as the speed of its flow remained the same, and what is more important is that the speed at which he swam also remained the same, but it took him two and a half hours to reach the other side of the river; and why do you think that was? Two and a half hours is an hour!
12. A gloomy night, in front of the eyes stood a girl with long hair, dressed in white, pale face, with a hand to touch her, but could not touch, why? Because of the window
13. windy night, blackout, Xiaoxiao went to bed and forgot to blow out the candle, the next day when I woke up, the candle is actually still a long one did not burn out, how come? Because the wind blew out
14. Wang with a rat cage at home to catch mice, the next morning found the cage to catch a live mouse, while the cage outside there are two dead mice four feet to the sky dead mice, why? Seeing companions even stupid enough to be arrested live laugh dead
15. What can not be seen but can be touched, in case you can not touch the person will be scared to death. Pulse
16. There is a hunter to go to the forest to hunt, he carried only 3 flying daggers, he firmly believe that nothing in the world can be subjected to his 3 flying daggers are not dead, he walked and walked met a man-eating gorillas, gorillas pounding chest towards him approaching ~~~~~~ he threw out the first flying dagger, but it was gorillas caught in the left hand; he threw out the second flying dagger, I did not expect to be caught by the gorillas of the right hand; finally, he threw out the second flying dagger, I did not expect to be caught by the gorillas of the right hand; the last he was the gorillas of the right hand. He threw the second flying dagger, but did not expect to be caught by the gorilla's right hand again; finally, he threw the last flying dagger; all of a sudden, the flying sand and stones, the wind and rain ~~~~~~~~~~~ is finished! The last flying dagger was actually the abominable beast with the mouth, the brave hunter despaired; the abominable orangutan proudly screamed and roared; ~~~~~~~~ the ending is ~~~~~~~~~~~ the orangutan died. Why
17.Xiao Ming and her mother went to the zoo, Xiao Ming first saw what ``mother
18.A fat man fell from the 15th floor, into what became a dead fat man
19.5 5 how to count 5 = 24 (5 * 5 * 5-5 - 5) divided by 5 = 24
20.A tree with 10 birds on the hunter fired a shot, the miscellaneous is still 10 birds Drawing
21. An ant accidentally fell out of an airplane and died. Guess how it died? Floating too long to starve to death
22. Train from Beijing to Shanghai takes 6 hours, exercise 3 hours later, the train should be in what place? On the track
23. The old king shaves his face forty or fifty times a day, but he still has a beard on his face. What is the reason for this? Old King is a barber
24.Why don't hooligans pay for a ride in a car? Police car
25. Why can Xiao Ming stop the car with one hand? Stopping a taxi
26.What is the director with the least power? What place has the most directors? Classroom teacher, school
27.When is the moon seen the most? When you go to the moon
28.What is the thing a person is most afraid of having on his butt? A buttload of debt
29. Where is the one place that can be big or small? The toilet
30.What's the most effortless way to do everything today? Waiting until tomorrow
31. What cracks, and when it cracks, there is no crack that can be found with a precision instrument? Feelings
32. What is the place where you have to pay to talk? On the phone
33. What gives birth to its tail at night? Meteors
34. what is not a crime to steal? Stealing from busy people
35. There are three wolves on the mountain. how many are left when the hunter kills one with his gun?1, the one that died
36. what is the ****ing same thing about "a decayed tooth, a rotten carrot, and a pregnant woman"? Pulling out too slowly
37. The antecedents of constipation (typing the name of a foreign star) Stallone (shit is too thick)
38. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 Which number is the most industrious, and which number is the laziest? One doesn't do it, two don't do it
39. Hooks grow on the face, a fan hangs from the corner of the head. Four thick pillars and a pigtail. (Hit an animal) elephant
40. Which is worse, elephant skin, tiger skin or lion skin? Rubber skin is worse
41. Which ancient man ran the fastest? Cao Cao, speak of the devil
42. Mr. Zhang, who graduated from the police academy, has been married for two years, and always feels that his wife is a little different, suspecting that she is having an affair. One day, Mr. Zhang always found his wife's cell phone with a stranger's text message, and every time the content of the text message is the same "Brother Zhao asked you to help me do something." ! At ten o'clock in the evening, Mr. Zhang tackled his cheating wife and the man who was metching in one fell swoop. Mr. Zhang cursed: Too underestimated my People's Public Security, you think I don't understand that text message? Guess how Mr. Zhang discovered his wife's adultery 10:30 I help you take off your bra
43. What is the biggest difference between electricity and lightning? One charges and the other doesn't
44. A monk and a butcher died at the same time, why did the butcher ascend to heaven before the monk? Put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha
45.There were ten birds in the forest, Xiao Ming shot one of them, but the other nine didn't fly away, why? Ostrich
46. What is the use of egg shells? It is used to wrap the egg white and yolk
47. winter melon, cucumber, watermelon, pumpkin can be eaten, what melon can't be eaten? Fool
48. Vixen is the best at confusing men, so what "essence" of men and women together? Alcohol
49. What is the hotter the weather, the higher it climbs? Thermometers
50. When does water flow backwards? When it is pumped
51. There is a woman in a bathing suit who is strolling on a soft sandy beach, and while this is all normal, you will notice that there are surprisingly no footprints behind her! Why is that? Walking in the water
52. Chocolate beats tomatoes for the first time (beat a snack) Chocolate bar
Chocolate beats tomatoes again (beat a snack) Chocolate lollipop
Chocolate beats tomatoes for the third time (beat a snack) Tomato pasta
53. What would be the first thing we would do in order to make our dreams a reality? Wake up
54. Why do police officers turn a blind eye to car drivers who run red lights? Because the driver wasn't driving
55.What is more annoying than a crow? A crow's beak
56. What are cloth and paper afraid of? Cloth is afraid of 10,000 things and paper is afraid of 1,000 things.
57.What is the last name of a pencil? Xiao
58. What does a unicorn turn into when it reaches the North Pole? Ice cream
59. How do you make a sparrow quiet? Press it down (鸦雀无声(压雀无声).
60.There is a person is not an official, but is responsible for the whole company staff cadres up and down. What does this person do? Drive an elevator
61.What will red beans give birth to when they are ripe? Nan Guo
62.To successfully run a red light, what is its secret? To wait for the green and yellow lights to end before crossing the street
63. Which type of cow doesn't eat grass? Snails
64. What the **** is the same with crying and laughing? Both are ten strokes
65. There is a big king cobra that is unusually fierce, but no matter how much it is provoked, it doesn't bite, why? Because there is no one where he stays
66. The police found an intelligent murder case, there were no clues left at the scene, and no witnesses could be found, but an hour later the police announced that the case was solved, why? The murderer turned himself in
67.Snack-loving Xiao Wang weighed 50 kilograms at his heaviest, but only 3 kilograms at his lightest, why? When he was first born
68.There is a kind of ship that has never been launched, why is it still a ship? Spaceships
69.What do farmers, workers, soldiers and scientists eat? By their mouths
70.In a certain empty Indian house, there were 4 eggs on the floor, but a white man put an iron roller into the room and rolled it around, but none of the eggs broke. Why do you think this is?4 eggs in each of the 4 corners of the house
71. 24 people are arranged in 6 columns, and 5 people are asked to form a column. Arranged into a hexagon, each side of six *** six rows
72. winter, the baby is afraid of the cold, to the house also refused to take off his hat. But when he saw a man, he took off his hat obediently, who was the man? The barber
73. Whenever the first rays of sunlight enter the window, Xiao Zhang wakes up, but his family still calls him "lazybones". Zhang's window faces west
74. Why does a person who falls into a one-meter-long, one-meter-wide, two-meter-deep pit, which contains no water, suffocate? Cesspit
75.When a car makes a right turn, which tire does not turn? The spare tire
76. When can two tigers be accommodated on the same mountain? A male and a female
77. If you had the chance to emigrate, which country would you not go to? Heaven
78. What is the one thing people don't like to eat? Eat loss
79.Xiao Zhang was locked in an unlocked room, but he couldn't pull the door open with all his strength, what's going on?
The door was pushed open
80.In an exam, two students handed in identical papers, but the teacher thought they must not have cheated. They handed in blank papers
81.On a snowy day, Man turned on the heating and closed the doors and windows, why did he still feel cold? He was outside the door
82.In the zoo, what is the elephant with the longest trunk and the second longest trunk? A baby elephant
83. There is a man who only works one day a year and isn't afraid of being fired who is he? Santa Claus
84. How can you turn ice into water immediately in winter without heating it? Remove the two points of ice
85.What does a dentist eat? The mouth
86.Why didn't Sleeping Beauty get up after the prince kissed her? She was staying in bed
87. what does a boba turn into in the desert? Milk powder
88. Why did a fierce, hungry cat run away when it saw a mouse? Running to catch a mouse
89. There was a man who ran for ten minutes in the open field in a downpour of rain without getting his hair or clothes wet, why? Because he was naked and bald
90. the good old king died and the angels wanted to take him to heaven, why did he steadfastly refuse to go? He was afraid of heights
91. What is the most crucial factor in divorce? Marriage
92. Why didn't a man die when he fell out of an airplane? Stopped on the ground
93. A person who has neither given birth to a child, raised a child nor claimed a godmother has become a mother before claiming an adopted son or daughter. Bride
94. Are the roads in the mountain city of Chongqing more uphill or downhill? Just as many
95. There is something that goes down when it goes up and up when it goes down, do you know what it is? Teeter-totter
96.There is a family of four brothers, the age of all four of them multiplied together is 14, how old is each of them? 1127 A pair of twins
97.Uncle gave a gift to the baby, but the baby kicked the gift away, the uncle looked at it instead of being angry, but laughed happily. Do you know why? Soccer
98.What do you learn less of the more you learn in school? What you don't know
99. Xiao Zhang's stomach was obviously bloated beyond endurance, so why did he keep drinking water fiercely? He fell into the river
100. 'Pentagon' Guess a geometric figure? Circle
101.There are rules in the family, rules in the country, what are the rules in the zoo? Turtle
102.There was a man who was blind and walked to the edge of a cliff, then suddenly stopped and walked back, why? He was only blind in one eye
103.What is the one ceremony that a priest cannot officiate at no matter what? His own funeral
104. How can you keep your left hand completely in the right pants pocket you are wearing and at the same time keep your right hand completely in the left pants pocket you are wearing? Wear your pants the other way around
105. Is it possible for an ant to crawl from Sichuan to Tokyo? Crawl on a map
106.Why doesn't a dog have lice if it never takes a bath? Dogs only get puppies
107. What is the cleanest way to scrub a floor? Harder
108.Dad asked Ming what is covered with beautiful feathers and wakes you up every morning? Ming guessed correctly, but it wasn't a chicken, what was it? Chicken feather duster
109. Wang and Li both turned a blind eye to do things, why Wang got a performance, Li was disciplined? Wang is a shooter, Li is a custodian
110. Wang is naturally strong, once playing badminton due to excessive force, the ball hit the ground five minutes after the ball, is it possible? Possibly, the ball landed on a tree
111.Which part of the body of people in the world is exactly the same color? Blood
112.Xiaohong and Xiaoli bragged to each other.Xiaohong said she could eat the whole world.What did Xiaoli say that trumped Xiaohong? I'll eat you
113. Which newspaper has the lowest circulation? Telegraph
114.What shoe would you never wear to the store? Skates
115.The doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take one every half hour. One hour
116.Mao Mao jumped from the 20th floor, why was he okay? Stairwell jump step by step
117.A very old question. How many steps does it take to put an elephant in a refrigerator? Open it put it in and close it
118.What kind of road can't a person walk on? Circuits
119. Why don't fish talk? Because it's in the water
120. Why does a blind man light a lamp on the night road? So that others can't bump into them
130.How much does it cost for the old king who lives in Beijing and wants to go to Shanghai? No need to spend money, just want to
131. What is the situation when 5 is greater than O, O is greater than 2, 2 is greater than 5?
132. Two people coming from south to north, one carrying a burden, one carrying a backpack, they didn't argue or quarrel, and nobody gave way to the other, but they passed through the one-wooden bridge without any problem, why? South to north is the same direction
133.A small boat to ferry 37 people, a time can only be 7 people, how many times can ferry? 6 times, back and forth one person rowing
134.What is the best way to cure motion sickness? What is the best way to cure motion sickness? A match
136.When it rains, the office leaks water everywhere, but why doesn't everyone get wet? No one went to work
137. 1+1 is not 2, king, 11 is what? Feng
138. Draw a circle, this circle is drawn where we can never jump out? Drawing on oneself
139. What is comfortable to hit without effort? Doze off
140. what should a man do if he wants to become a millionaire in one night? Dream
141. What do you call a beautiful woman who insists on not having children after marriage for fear of losing her figure? What in the world carries people at nearly 2,000 kilometers per hour without refueling or other fuels? Earth
143.Why can't a hammer break an egg? Of course a hammer won't break
144. What kind of person lives on the edge of a knife? Ice skaters
145. A man falls into a swimming pool, but his feet don't get wet, why? What was the last book of a famous writer? A suicide note
147.What is the difference between a crocodile bite and a shark bite? No one knows
148.There are two people, one facing south and one facing north standing, not allowed to turn around, not allowed to walk, not allowed to look in the mirror, ask them if they can see each other's faces? Yes, they face each other
149. What kind of "thief" does not steal, but sells? Traitors
150. Which village has the most people? Cambodia
151. What kind of person makes money by luck? Qigong masters
152.Where do people really become at the mercy of others? The operating table
153. There's air in a balloon, so what's in a swimming ring? People
154. think carefully, what is the biggest shadow you have ever seen? The shadow of the Earth
155.Xiao Ming was shot several times and bled profusely after a fierce gunfight, yet he was still able to go home in good spirits for dinner, why? He was shooting a movie
156.Whose feet walk all year round without shoes? Animals
157.Who is the king of all animals? The zoo owner
158. What does "a tooth for a tooth" mean? Tooth extraction and veneer
159. What is the world boxing champion easily knocked out by? Sleepy
160. There is a woman who has been divorced several times, playing a four-letter Chinese idiom: 前功尽弃
161. Men who drink together, why do they have to do fist can't? The President of the United States how to get to the White House? What does a stutterer lose out on? Make a long-distance phone call
164. A waiter serves beer to a guest, a fly falls into the glass, both the waiter and the guest see it, who has the worst luck? The fly
165. Xiaohan hates classes, but there's one thing he never hates, and you know what that is? What does it mean to catch a thief before he catches a king? What is the middle of the Pacific Ocean? Ping
399 Brain Teasers - Turn Your Mind!
1: What climbs higher the hotter the weather gets?
Thermometer
2: What animal, you killed it but shed your blood?
Mosquito
3: Who goes to the doctor every day?
Doctors
4: What photo can't tell who is pictured?
X-ray
5: Why would a healthy couple produce an offspring with no eyes?
The rooster and hen couple laid an egg, which had no eyes
6: Old Mrs. Wang talked all day long, but he talked the least in one month, which month was it?
February
7: What kind of cloth can't be cut
Waterfall
8: Xiao Zhang was locked in an unlocked room, but he couldn't pull the door open with all his strength. they must not have cheated, why is that?
They both turned in blanks
10: What is the one thing that solidifies when heated?
Eggs
11: There's a cow with its head facing north, and it turns to the right three times in the same place, then backward three times in the same place, and then to the right again, and where is its tail facing at that point?
Toward the ground
12: Why is there a hospital that never treats people?
Veterinary hospital
13: What is the product that has a manufacturing date and an effective date on the same day?
Newspaper
14: Which hurts more, hitting your head with a coconut or a watermelon?
The head hurts more
15: How does Wang brush his teeth while whistling at a leisurely pace?
Brushing false teeth
16: There was an old lady on the bus, why did no one give up her seat?
There were empty seats on the bus
17: There was a man who was born to your parents, but he was not your sibling, who was he?
Yourself
18: Which is longer, the water snake or the python or the green bamboo snake?
The green bamboo snake
19: What is the book that you can't buy in a bookstore?
Secretary
20: What water is inexhaustible?
Spit
21: There was a big earthquake in a certain place, with heavy casualties, and the radio was constantly broadcasting about the damage as well as the search for people, and an old man had been paying attention to listen to the radio report. Someone asked him, "Has the radio broadcast any news about your grandson yet?" He replied, "No." Then he added, "But I know for sure my grandson is safe." May I ask how he knew that?
His grandson was the announcer on the radio
22: Xiao Wang was a good soldier, and one day when he was on guard duty, he clearly saw an enemy creeping towards him, why did he turn a blind eye?
He was taking aim
23: Xiao Ming set the alarm watch to six o'clock in the morning, he woke up at five o'clock or so, but he didn't know where the alarm watch was tucked away, can you help?
Wait until six o'clock, when the alarm clock rings, you can find it
24: What door never closes?
The soccer goal
25: Why do geese fly south in the fall?
If they walk, it's too slow
26: What is effortless to hit?
Dozing
27: A soft ladder hangs over the side of the boat, 2 meters above the sea, and the sea rises half a meter every hour, how many hours can the sea flood the soft ladder?
The water rises. The water will not flood the soft ladder
28: two people from the north to the south, a burden, a backpack, they did not fight or quarrel, and no one to give way, but successfully passed the wooden bridge, why?
South to north is a direction, of course, can pass the log bridge
29: The moon went to the aliens?
Earth's astronauts have been to the moon
30: How many floors do you start building a building from?
It starts from the foundation
31: Xiao Ming is always sloppy, he wrote ten letters at the same time, after he finished filling the envelopes he checked them and found that one of them was filled with the wrong letter, his dad said he was sloppy again, why?
If you make a mistake, you have to make two mistakes at the same time, you can't make only one mistake, and when you check, Ming is sloppy again
32: Winter's father has very good teeth, but he often goes to the dental hospital, why?
Because he is a dentist
33: What place do you have to pay to open your mouth?
Telephone calls
34: I don't know how to lighten up, and when I put one foot on an egg, the egg doesn't break, why is that?
The other foot is on the ground
35: Xiao Wang never walks without his feet touching the ground, why is that?
Because he wears shoes 36: Valentine's card, birthday card, big and small cards, what kind of card should be sent to a woman to win her heart the most?
Credit cards
37: Wang went to a meeting at noon, why did he not see half a shadow?
There is no such thing as half a shadow
38: Why does Xiao Liu, a very ordinary person, manage to go for more than ten hours in a row without blinking?
Sleeping
39: When you eat an apple, you feel disgusted when you eat a worm, so how many worms feel the most disgusting?
Half a worm
40: What is the fastest way to turn ice into water?
Two points of water removed from ice
41: In today's society, what do most self-employed people rely on for food?
Mouth
42: Two people come to the river at the same time, both want to cross the river, but there is only a small boat, and the boat can only carry 1 person, can they both cross the river?
Yes, both of them are on each side of the river
3: There is a kind of bacteria which, after 1 minute, splits into 2, and then, after another minute, splits again and becomes 4. Thus, it took 1 hour to put a bacterium in a bottle until it was full. If 2 of these bacteria were placed in the bottle at the beginning, how long would it take to fill the bottle?
59 minutes
44: Put eggs in a basket and assume that the number of eggs in the basket increases by a factor of 1 every minute so that, after 12 minutes, the basket is full. Then, at what point is the basket half full of eggs?
11 minutes
45: What person never goes to the doctor when he is sick?
The blind man
46: What is it that you destroy just by calling its name?
Silence
47: What comes often, but never really comes?
Tomorrow
48: How can you write in red with a blue pen?
Write a red letter
49: When a car makes a right turn, which tire does not turn?
The spare tire
50: There is a piece of natural black marble, and what will happen if you throw it into the Qiantang River on the seventh of September?
Sink to the bottom of the river
51: Under what circumstances does a person go seven ways?
Cremation
52: Vixens are best at mesmerizing men, so what essence mesmerizes both men and women together?
Alcohol
53: Why is it that when two tigers fight, they have to fight to the death and never give up?
No one dares to persuade them to fight
54: What is the one thing that you can only take with your left hand but not with your right?
The right hand
55: There is a sheep that eats half of the grass in the meadow in a year, ask it how many years it will take for it to eat all the grass?
It will never eat all the grass because the grass will keep growing
56: How do you get to the bottom of a glass full of drinks?
Suck it through a straw
57: Jack should have taken his yacht to the Red Sea, but instead he went to the Black Sea, why?
He suffered from color blindness
58: What does it mean when a good horse doesn't come back?
There is no grass left behind
59: Who is the king of beasts?
The zookeeper
60: What is something that can only be done by one person?
Dreaming
61: What animal stays up all night every day?
The panda, you don't see it's eyes are black
62: The beautiful princess did not hang the mosquito net after she got married, why?
She married the frog prince
63: Every couple has one absolute **** same point in their life, what is that?
It's getting married on the same day, the same month and the same year
64: What was Adam and Eve's biggest regret after they got married?
No one came to drink the wedding wine
65: What's the first thing everyone does when they wake up in the morning?
Open your eyes
66: When do children meet to be side by side?
Good
67: What's the one medicine you don't have to go to the drugstore to buy?
Regret Pill
68: What kind of gun shoots people away but doesn't hurt them?
The water gun, the starting gun
69: Why did Ko buy two books with the same content at the same time?
Giving it away
70: What has five heads, but people don't find it weird?
Hands, feet
71: What gives birth to its tail at night?
Meteors
72: What letter of the alphabet do most people like to listen to?
CD
73: What is the first thing to fall out of an airplane flying in the sky when it suddenly runs out of fuel?
The fuel gauge needle
74: What gets bigger the more angry you get?
Temper
75: What is a flower that blooms all year round?
Plastic flowers
76: What has the narrowest road?
The narrowest road of wrongdoers
77: When does someone knock on the door and you would never say come in?
In the toilet
78: A hungry cat walked past a fat mouse, why did the hungry old cat continue on its way without even looking at the mouse?
The blind cat met the dead mouse
79: There is a half bottle of wine, the bottle is corked, how can you drink from the bottle without cracking the bottle, removing the cork, or drilling a hole in the cork?
Push the cork into the bottle
80: Two people, one facing south and the other facing north, are standing, not allowed to turn around, not allowed to walk, not allowed to look in the mirror, and are asked if they can see each other's faces?
Of course they can, they are standing face to face
81: Lin Lao Sheng had an artificial heart replaced after major surgery. When she got well, her girlfriend immediately broke up with her, why is that?
Didn't really love her
82: If someone asks you for directions, which sentence are you most afraid to hear?
Is this the Earth
83: Are black chickens great or white chickens great? Why?
Black chickens, black chickens lay white eggs, white chickens don't lay black eggs
84: When you come home in the middle of the night only to realize that you forgot to bring your keys, and there is no one else in the house, what's your greatest wish?
The door is unlocked
85: What are the benefits of black hair?
No fear of tanning
86: If tomorrow is the end of the world, why would anyone want to commit suicide today?
To take their place in heaven
87: When does four minus one equal five?
Four of something cut away 122: Borrow what can not return?
Borrowing light
123: Why did Tong Tong and Zhuang Zhuang bite the bullet and say Zhuang Zhuang grew up drinking goat's milk the first time they met?
Strong is a goat: Why is a bottle of medicine labeled as highly poisonous harmless to people?
As long as you don't drink it
89: There's something that people who buy it know about, and people who sell it know about it, and only people who use it don't know about it, what is it?
Coffin Squeeze 96: Put a pencil on the ground to make it impossible for anyone to Put 97: Why does the Statue of Liberty always stand in New York a special Adam and Eve fight
104: What is the thing that has so many teeth that it can bite into a person's hair? Clip 105: The body is empty inside and the turtle
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