April 1 each year is a traditional Western and also American folk holiday, April Fools' Day. April Fools' Day originated in France in 1564, when France first adopted the newly reformed chronology, the Grecian calendar (the current solar calendar), with January 1 as the beginning of the year. However, some old-fashioned people opposed this reform, still in accordance with the old calendar stubbornly on April 1, the day of gift-giving, to celebrate the New Year. Advocates of the reform ridiculed the practices of these old-fashioned people.
Clever and comical people give them fake gifts and invite them to fake receptions on April 1． And they called the gullible conservatives "April fools" or "hooked fish". Since then, people have been fooling each other on April 1, and it became a popular custom in France.In the early 18th century, the custom of April Fools' Day was spread to England, and then brought to the United States by the early settlers from England.
On April Fools' Day, people often organize family gatherings and decorate their rooms with daffodils and daisies. The typical traditional practice is to set up a fake environment, you can decorate the room as if it were Christmas． Can also be decorated like New Year's Day, to be guests, then congratulate them on "Merry Christmas" or "Happy New Year", people feel chic and interesting.
April 1 fish dinner. It's also unique. Invitations to the colorful feast are usually small, colorful fish made of cardboard. The table is decorated in green and white． In the center of the fishbowl and small, delicate fishing rods, each tied to a green ribbon, hanging gifts for the guests - either a delicate celluloid fish, or a fish basket filled with sweets. It goes without saying that all the dishes at the fish feast are made from fish.
At April Fools' Day parties, there is also a custom of making fake dishes. Someone once described a typical April Fool's Day menu: first a "salad" of lettuce leaves sprinkled with green peppercorns, only to find oyster cocktail underneath when the leaves are removed; second a "baked potato," which is actually sweetbread crumbs and fresh mushrooms; and then a dish of "baked potato," which is actually sweetbread crumbs and fresh mushrooms. The second course is "baked potatoes," which are actually sweetbread crumbs and fresh mushrooms, followed by roast chicken disguised as crab meat and raspberry ice cream buried under a tomato salad. At the end of the meal, guests can also take candy from a pill box.
But the most typical activity on April Fool's Day is when people joke around with each other and play tricks on each other with falsehoods. Some people throw purses tied with thin threads on the street, pulling the other end of the thread themselves in the dark. As soon as someone picks up the wallet, they surprise them by yanking it away violently. Others put a brick under a tattered hat in the middle of the street and waited to see who would come along and kick it. Children will tell their parents that their school bag has a hole in it or that there is a black spot on their face． When adults leaned over to look at them, they shouted "April fool". While laughing and running away. Anyway, on April Fools' Day, zoos and aquariums also received many calls to Mr. Fish (fish) into Mr. Leon (lion), often causing staff to cut the phone lines to minimize the trouble.
Today's April Fool's Day has become primarily a holiday for naughty boys in the United States.
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April Fools' Day is said to have originated from a very famous Greek mythological legend.
Demeter, the goddess of agriculture, was a well known deity in Greece. She had unlimited magical powers, which could make the land fertile and the grains plentiful, and could also make the fields barren and everything withered. She was also one of the most revered goddesses among the Greek gods. Zeus, the king of the gods, was her brother and her husband. This status alone was enough to make the gods bow down at her feet.
But the life of this immensely powerful goddess was not perfect. Zeus, with his position as king of the gods, had a lot of fun and made a lot of love affairs, which brought endless troubles to Demeter. The only thing that allows her to enjoy life is still her daughter Persephone born with Zeus, an intelligent, beautiful, innocent and lively girl, with her, no one will be sad and sorrowful.
On this day, Hades, the king of the underworld, was driving on a tour of Sicily, and happened to be seen by Aphrodite, the goddess of love and beauty, who was walking through the clouds, and at the same time she was shown Persephone, who was strolling in the fields, and her companions Athena, the goddess of war, and Artemis, the goddess of hunting.
At the sight of these men, Aphrodite was furious. These men and women, never discussing love, nor talking about marriage, eyes can still have the status of her goddess of love? Athena and Artemis are known as chaste goddesses, and both of them are famous for their martial arts and magical powers, so it's better not to mess with them. But to Persephone this little girl, there is no need to be polite.
So Aphrodite, with a divine halo hovering above her head, called to her son Eros, the young goddess of love, and said to him, "See how these men treat love? How can we rule the world if men and gods follow their example? Come, shoot an arrow at Hades and make him fall madly in love with Persephone!"
Eros was a crack shot. He bent his bow and fired a skillful, invisible arrow of lust right into Hades' heart. Then he followed Aphrodite and sailed away, waiting for the show.
And sure enough, Hades was struck by the arrow and fell in love with Persephone. But he realized that this far-famed beauty would never willingly give up the sunny earth and sky to follow him into the gloomy underworld. So he approached his brother Zeus, king of the gods, and asked him to marry his daughter into the underworld.
"I can't decide on this one," said the lord of the gods, musing, "You know that Demeter is very difficult to deal with. However, if you are capable of snatching Persephone away, I have no objection."
Getting the acquiescence and hint from the king of the gods, Hades was filled with joy, and he immediately returned to the Underworld to make preparations to snatch the bride.
One day, Persephone was in a field about to bend down and pick a wildflower when the earth suddenly split open in a wide crack. Then a gleaming golden chariot, driven by the mighty King of the Underworld, rushed up to the surface. Without a word, he picked up Persephone and placed her on the seat beside him, and with a yell, the carriage sank into the ground at a rapid pace. The cracked earth closed abruptly, still sunny and green, as if nothing had happened except for Persephone's cries for help still echoing in the sky. Demeter heard her daughter's heart-rending cries for help from a great distance away. But when she flew back as fast as she could, her daughter was gone. All she knew was that her daughter had been taken by a "robber", but there was no trace of who this robber was. The gods who knew Persephone's whereabouts were all silent. They knew the background of this matter, Zeus and Hades are not easy to mess with, no one wants to get burned. There were a few gods and goddesses who were *questioned* anxiously, and also made up a bunch of nonsense about east and west, north and south. The goddess followed their directions and barged around like a fly without a head, and needless to say, all of this became a futile trek.
The love for her daughter, however, drove Demeter to search forever. No matter what any god said, she was sure of it. Though as it later turned out, those were outright lies. In desperation, she lit two pine torches in the unfathomable crater of Mount Etna, illuminating the entire world. Since then, neither the Goddess of Dawn nor the Goddess of Night has been seen to sit down for a moment's rest.
In this way Demeter traveled all over the world. But her daughter remained as if she had been swept away by the wind, melted by the sun, or turned into vapor and floating clouds. The gods gradually changed their sympathy for her to disgust. For this "madwoman", in her search for her daughter, stirred up the world without a moment's peace. The more they took her to heart, pointing to the southeast and the northwest, all because they wanted to get her out of the way and have a few days of peace.
At last, Demeter had to drag her tired body back to Sicily, where Persephone had disappeared. After all these many days of running around without even knowing who the culprit was, the goddess was understandably exasperated. So she took a bellyful of grievances to the Sicilian peasants. She killed all the plowing oxen on the island, ordered the land to be as hard as steel, sealed the seeds in the ground, and made all the plants wither and die. And made the great island, which is vast in territory, a land of nakedness and starvation.
Zeus saw that she was making too much trouble, so he "kindly" advised her to look elsewhere and not to take it out on the innocent peasants. Demeter did not know that there is fraud, once again embarked on the journey of the east and west shopping. In the meantime, the goddess's wrath had left many places with no harvest, and the atmosphere was one of famine and despair.
When she realized that she was on her husband a big time, only to be quiet, think about what to do in the end, inadvertently she looked up and saw driving a golden chariot, in the vast space cruising the sun god Helios. Suddenly thought, only he is high above, shining all, clear vision, anything that happens under the sky, it is impossible to escape his eyes. So he flew to Helios with a torch in his hand and asked him to show him the way.
The great sun god took pity on the goddess, and had no need to fear the power of Hades. Moreover, not wanting Demeter to make such a fuss any longer, making a mockery of the gods and suffering the common people, he described carefully the circumstances of Hades' bride-stealing. Demeter suddenly realized, but it was too late. At this moment, Persephone in Hades, under the threat * lure, has become the noble queen of the underworld, can no longer go to earth and mother reunion. Besides, Demeter, no matter how powerful she was, was not capable of taking her daughter from Hades by force.
Demeter's resentment and anger deepened as she realized that she had been deceived and fooled by the gods. She simply gave an order that all the plants of the world wither together, all the crops die, and not a trace of green is allowed to appear on the earth. She herself hid in a remote place, no longer showing her face.
The whole world was in chaos. The people had no food to eat, and thousands died of hunger every day. Hordes of dead souls crowded into the underworld, making a lot of noise and upsetting Hades. The gods were also starving one by one because they could not get sacrifices and gifts from the earth. Zeus had no choice but to let Persephone live in the underworld 1/3 of the time each year, 2/3 of the time to return to the human world, to serve her mother. In the future, whenever Persephone stay in the underworld, Demeter will be sad, the earth is also a depression. But once her daughter was reunited with her, the goddess smiled, and the world came back to life.
It is clear that Demeter is a complete fool in this story. She was unaware of Eros's trick, unaware of her husband's complicity with Hades, and after the incident, she was supported by the gods and repeatedly deceived and tricked. Since then, the Festival of Fools has been established to warn those who think they are clever, with well-intentioned lies, not to do stupid things that are laughable due to their gullibility.
Besides this story, there is another legend about the origin of April Fool's Day. During the Middle Ages, most Christian countries used the Julian calendar and celebrated March 25 to April 1 as a New Year's holiday. It was customary on April 1 for people to congratulate each other with gifts. In 1752 A.D., the Gregorian calendar was introduced and the New Year was moved to January 1st. But people can not change the old customs, still willing to send congratulatory gifts to others on April 1, this "New Year", itself is false. Later, some people who love to play pranks, simply make the gift is also false. They said they were sending a box of sweets, but the inside might be a stone. Claiming to pay a visit, the host was left waiting for half a day. Those who were deceived were not happy and retaliated accordingly, and over time, the Festival of Fools was formed.
Today, April Fool's Day has developed into an international holiday, popular throughout Europe and North America. Scotland calls the victims of this day "cuckoos," which still seems to have some connection to the goddess of agriculture. The French call it the "April Fish", probably because the young fish hatch in April and are so confused that they swallow the bait, making it easy to get hooked!
With the passage of time, the April Fools' Day tricks are also new and innovative. For example, a newlywed wife may receive a letter denouncing her husband's infidelity, a bumbling civil servant will receive a transfer order for promotion, and a son will receive a telegram about his father's death. On April 1 of a certain year, Britain's Daily Mirror published a picture of a man whose face looks like the president of a certain country, holding an almost naked beauty in one hand. If you believe any of this, you've been fooled. Of course, if you are really fooled, do not have to be like the goddess of the Moatteer as the fire, it is best to come up with a little "gentleman" demeanor, a laugh, in line with the April Fool's Day, and the true meaning of people's goodwill.
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April Fools Day whole set
SMS whole person method
April Fools' Day text message to its concise and concise, funny humor, The operation of the characteristics of the convenient more and more people's favor, do not have to worry about time, just lightly press the cell phone or mouse, you can realize the fool action. Although now people do not necessarily follow the tips on the text message to do, but through this method to get a fool a laugh, is also good. The reporter collected some frequently used classic SMS from the Internet for your reference.
1, about the phone's text message
Emergency reminder: fear of thunder and lightning phenomenon in recent days, go out, please put your cell phone on the head and will be plugged into the charger line dragged behind the back of the lightning, for lightning, remember!
The secret to free cell phone calls: when a call comes in, press 54sg before the second ring and then press the shutdown button, then the call is free.
This is a well-designed text message, will your cell phone up and down upside down look, will appreciate the wonderful pattern ...... cell phone upside down fun?
According to a study by the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, it has been found that soaking your cell phone in water for 1 minute before playing it can completely avoid the radiation of electromagnetic waves on the human brain, remember!
Dear user: Hello! Because your cell phone appearance ugly, outdated style, has a serious impact on the city appearance, and impede the development of mobile communications business, the station decided to launch a signal in 10 minutes to destroy the phone!
If you receive this message, it proves that your cell phone has been infected with a virus, so please take out your cell phone card immediately and brush it with gasoline.
2. Text messages about idiots
Quiz you: what to do when all the pigs in the world die overnight? (Playing a song title) "At least there's you" yikes!
Tell you a story, once upon a time there was a fool, he was very stupid, people asked him any question he would only shake his head or answer "no", this story you have heard?
The one who makes furniture is the timber, the one who knows poetry is the scholar, the one who thinks about money, the one who is trained is the talent, the one who wants a woman is the body, the one who sends a message is the genius, and the one who is looking at the text message is the fool!
You are handsome, cool, simply can not be compared, you head over the pot cover hand carrying cabbage, always think they are the East is undefeated, in fact, you are fools second generation!
To test your Mandarin, read aloud the following poem: Dark stone green, dark stone green, dark stone through spring green, dark stone through spring bamboo.
This is a poem by Li Bai, please read it aloud: Bedroom spring green, hold the plum and smell the flowers, I will only be in the first place, invite Wen to sleep in the bedroom, the bedroom knows the spring green.
3, about the health of the text messages
Lung capacity self-testing tips: after farting, head down and inhale, and then observe the surrounding people have no smell odor. If you do, you will have to strengthen your exercise; if you don't, you will prove that you are superhuman!
Report: Your sleeping position is incorrect. For the sake of your health, please get up and re-sleep ...... cell phone real-time monitoring system.
Ah! You, are so graceful and elegant, flavorful, no wonder, everyone said you ...... bloated!
4. Other text messages
Watch out, look to your left and then to your right. Please beware of a psychopath who has just slipped out, characterized by looking around with his cell phone.
Notice: Tomorrow morning there will be a leadership inspection of the work, all colleagues please dress in accordance with the requirements of uniform. Men: suit and tie, shorts and slippers; women: swimsuit, pants and shoes!
Urgent reminder: recently there is a fear of tornado weather, when you go out, be sure to carry two 10 kilograms of dumbbells, so as not to be swept away by the wind. Those weighing less than 50 kilograms must double.
Seismic stations are predicting a micro-earthquake tonight and tomorrow morning, so for your safety, sleep wrapped in a quilt, with a toilet on your head and a straw in your nostril under your bed tonight.
The network whole person method
The use of computers and the network whole person, the key has to rely on your clever mind and flexible hands and feet, with these two points, you can give full play to their imagination and creativity, a ring of a ring, set up a dragnet, so that fooled by nowhere to escape, crying and laughing.
The most elementary method: simple and easy, suitable for all people with computers
While others go to the toilet to set up a screen saver on their computers, and add a password; fake webmasters to speak: "The system is about to reboot, please save the hands of the work after the exit"; send an e-mail to a friend, the first with the Winzip packing, packing again ...... finally made into a self-extracting file, so the cycle a few times, and finally the other party to open the letter, there are only six words: Today is April Fool's Day!
The art of disguise: for those who use OICQ, ICQ, and other instant messaging software
The emergency will be the use of instant messaging software to be fooled by the support away from the instant messaging software to open the instant messaging software to modify the personal data options, use the keyboard, mouse, the network appearance of the person who is fooled to a full range of modifications. As to how to change, it depends on your interest and ability. Finally, don't forget to destroy any evidence that might reveal your identity. This method is not easy to be discovered, and not only the friends of the fool will not be able to figure out who he is, but also the fool himself will not be able to figure out who he is for a while.
Another method is to try to get the OICQ number of the person being fooled, apply for a new OICQ number yourself, and fill in your personal information according to the details of the person being fooled. Add the person being fooled to the contact list of the new number you applied for, and then seize the other party's weakness and start "large-scale bombing" on them. The main purpose of this method is to prevent the other party from knowing who you are, so you must pay attention to concealment in the use of this method, and try not to let the other party have suspicions about you.
Reminding the fooled: no matter when and where you must remember to lock the system, and then leave the computer. Once you suspect that you have been tricked, you can only watch carefully and attentively to crack it.
Stealing: Changing some of the settings on the victim's computer
Using a microphone and the Windows "Voice Recorder" program to record some scary or bizarre sounds, and then setting it as the Windows startup (shutdown) sound. This way, when the person being fooled turns the computer on (or off), he or she will definitely be startled.
The target folder of "My Documents" in the victim's computer will be changed so that the victim will think that all the documents he/she has worked so hard on have disappeared.
Changes the target of a shortcut to some of the applications that the victim frequently uses, so that when he clicks on the shortcut to open the program, he finds that the program he started is not the one that corresponds to the shortcut. Be sure to keep the shortcut's icon the same as the original program.
These methods of fooling people are first-rate, and can make your heart beat faster, your blood pressure rise, and your body break out in a cold sweat. But you have to be careful when using them, because one mistake can make a big mistake.
Reminder: Don't give anyone a chance to get close to your computer on April Fool's Day.
Move the hardware: computer malfunction, the general public will look at the program or network problems, rarely consider the small hardware aspects of the subtle
You can be fooled before the work of the monitor power plug or mouse plug loose, so that when the fools go to work and open their own computers will find the monitor black screen or prompt the mouse can not be found, just when the mouse can not be found. He did not know how to do when you then bravely appear, easy to fix the problem, then the other side will not only think of being fooled, but also greatly appreciated you it.
Of course, there is a more "evil" trick, that is, the monitor contrast adjusted to the minimum, to the screen black as the principle. In this way, unless the other party is very careful, it is extremely difficult to find the real reason. If he thinks it's a hardware problem, he may be able to "dismantle" his computer to find out why.
Reminder: Pay close attention to the monitor's power indicator. As for whether you can find the problem, it depends on the depth of your practice.
Life version of the whole person method
1, modulation of strange flavor Coke
Buy a bottle of Coke, drink half of it, mixed with vinegar, soy sauce, salt, mustard and other condiments, carefully modulation of a normal color strange flavor Coke. When you meet someone you know, you pretend to be drinking, and then generously hand over the "Coke" to the other unsuspecting person, thank you while gulping it down, and then frowning and spitting with your mouth open.
You can also do it by law, such as pouring mineral water into the two pots of wine, to the beer with a little bit of soapy water and so on.
2, toothpaste sandwich cake
The sandwich cake unsealed, carefully dial two pieces of cookies, remove the original sandwich, take out the toothpaste (preferably black toothpaste, taste good!). Squeeze the appropriate amount into the cake, the amount of personal "diet" habits, and finally to glue, try to do as realistic as possible. You usually don't even have to use it, just put it in an obvious place, preferably with a few slices of the original sandwich, and eat it while watching TV, and people will naturally come to taste it. It's called fishing with a ginger, and you'll get what you want. You can also take the initiative to go around and ask people to taste, although its more risky, but there must be a lot of people in the trap.
3, point song
Prepare a rice bowl or enamel basin (other by the blow can be issued by the loud, high decibel object can be) and the phone. Try to use a very formal tone of voice to call the other party, after the connection according to the following words: This is a music radio station, there is a Mr. / Miss X (can be said not to say the real last name) Mr. / Miss to order a song for Mr. / Miss Y, if you want to listen to it, please dial the # button to listen to it (usually people will press a). Thank you, the song is "When" by Power Train, please listen carefully. Then knock on the pre-prepared percussion, only knock, make a "when" sound, before the other person does not react, say: thank you for listening, happy April Fool's Day, goodbye!
This method applies between dormitories, or available phone contact with friends, and finally the more intimate people. In addition in the process of calling must not laugh, so as not to affect the effect and atmosphere.
4, double postage
Estimate the time, send a letter to your friend in advance, but do not put stamps, and do not put their own sender's address (or it will be returned to you). That way on April Fool's Day, your friend will receive a pick-up slip from the post office and be told that he has a piece of postage-delinquent mail, so please pick it up at such-and-such a post office processing office and pay double the postage. When he winds up at such-and-such post office and respectfully presents the double postage, he opens the envelope only to find a small note floating out of it that reads, "Happy April Fool's Day!" But the prank may have been timed incorrectly, and the effect may not have been as good as expected.
5. Giving gifts
If it's someone's birthday on April Fool's Day, give him a big box with "Happy Birthday" written on it, fill the box with shredded paper, and loosen the bottom of the box. When he picks up the box, the bottom falls off and the pieces of paper fly all over the room, making the fool clean up for half an hour.
6. Measurement
The prankster takes a piece of string, stops a pedestrian and asks him to help him measure the size. Then take the other end of the rope, turn the corner of the building, and stop another pedestrian, as usual. Then you can hide away and watch the fun. The people at both ends may wait for ten minutes, see no movement before putting down the end of the rope and going to the other side to ask for clarification, and that's when you realize you've been duped.
This is a good way to fool strangers.
The classic joke
April Fool's Day, the world's media in a number of countries have joined the ranks of the "manufacturing news, fools a laugh", in a word - cheat you without negotiation!
The classic April Fools' Day fake news in the past 10 years
On April Fools' Day, people who are troubled by tedious work and boring life can make all kinds of jokes, from sewing the trouser legs of their family members and friends together to kissing Margaret Thatcher and Mikhail Gorbachev in the park. Many serious media outlets make jokes on this day, poking fun at celebrities, readers and even royalty. Here's a look at some of the "classic April Fools' Day jokes" from the last 10 years.
1991: Mona Lisa's frown
Britain's Independent newspaper reported that an art team discovered a shocking secret while cleaning the famous painting "Mona Lisa," in which the woman known for her "mysterious smile" frowned after the dust was removed from the painting.
1992: Dividing Belgium
On April Fool's Day, The Times of London devoted a large section to the news that Belgium would be split in two. The story said that the Dutch-speaking northern part of Belgium would be incorporated into the Netherlands, while the French-speaking southern part was incorporated into France. The story was so convincing, with a detailed map of the division, that it fooled the then British Foreign Office minister, who said he was prepared to give a television interview to discuss this "important issue".
1993: Separate telephones for men and women
The Germans, known for their seriousness and rationality, also joked on April Fool's Day. A local German newspaper said it was preparing to introduce a new telephone system in which men and women would use different phones because "women take up too much time on the phone".
1994: No "drunken surfing"
PCComputing, a leading computer magazine, published an article stating that the U.S. Congress was going to pass a bill that would make drinking and surfing the Internet as "illegal" as drinking and driving. "
The US Congress is expected to pass a bill that will make it as illegal to drink and drive online as it is to drive while intoxicated, as well as making it illegal to talk about "sex" online.
1995: Queen's uncle appears
The Independent newspaper reported that a 69-year-old Welsh farmer was the illegitimate son of George V, the grandfather of Queen Elizabeth II. The report, titled "Queen's Throne Under Threat," described the farmer's origins in a colorful way, and said that the rightful heir to the throne had filed a lawsuit in a local court to reclaim his rightful place on the throne.
1996: Jupiter discovers creatures
The Internet, which was still an emerging medium in those years, quickly joined the ranks of April Fools' Day fake news makers. On April 1 of that year, "America Online" users logged on to see the first news is: a government official revealed that in Jupiter has been found on the biological. The report said that the U.S. government has evidence of life on Jupiter, but will be the news secret, "America Online" boss and a well-known biologist together to confirm the reliability of the news. After the news went online, there were more than 1,300 followers, and people were calling government agencies to ask for information.
1997: Car that chases away animals
Germany's BMW announced that it had developed a new type of car that emits a kind of ultrasonic wave to chase away animals in the road, thus reducing and avoiding traffic accidents.
1998: Guinness Time Replaces Greenwich Mean Time
On March 30 of that year, Guinness, the famous Irish beer company, announced that it had reached an agreement with the Greenwich Observatory to become a member of the Observatory's Millennium Campaign. company would be a sponsor of the Observatory's Millennium event. In exchange, "Guinness Time" would replace "Greenwich Mean Time" from 1998 to the end of 1999. 1999: Britain changes its national anthem BBC Radio 4 reported that Britain's national anthem, "God Save the Queen", would be replaced by "God Save the Queen". BBC Radio 4 reported that the British national anthem "God Save the Queen" would be replaced by the European Union's "Unison Anthem", to be sung in German. The "unification anthem" features music by Beethoven, and the BBC broadcast a version sung by British schoolchildren, and claimed that Prince Charles's office had called the radio station to ask for tapes and videos of the song.
2000: Free Cars
Esquire, a leading American men's magazine, introduced readers to a new car company called Freewheels, which it said was preparing to promote free cars to the general public, with advertisements printed all over the bodies of the cars. Freewheels' revenue came from these advertisements.
2001: 'Blue skies' no more
The UK's Mail & Guardian newspaper published a report that the skies were becoming duller and less blue than before. The newspaper said the conclusion came from the results of a five-year study. The study said the blue pigment in the sky dropped from 9.3 percent in 1996 to 6.9 percent in 2001.
2002: Bill Gates is an unfortunate "Fool"
Two comedians on a French-language radio station in Montreal, Quebec, Canada, decided that April Fool's Day would be a time to find a "harder guy to fool". The two comedians decided that April Fool's Day would be a good time to find a "harder guy to fool" and called Microsoft headquarters, claiming to be from the Prime Minister's Office and asking Gates to take a call from Prime Minister Chrétien. Surprisingly, Gates's assistant easily got through to his boss without checking the other party's identity. So, the two "liars" posing as Chrétien and Gates had a 10-minute phone conversation.
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Classic April Fool's Day SMS on 2006
Other people have big handfuls of roses, but I'm shy, all I have is a pot of cactus, so I hold it and pluck up the courage to say three words to you: "Sit on it!"
Melon face, red hands, willow waist, cherry mouth, almond eyes and willow eyebrows, skin as white as lotus root... You're beautiful, more beautiful than a plant, you're a plant.
Some people say that when you think of home, look at the sky, when you think of him * look at the moon, when you think of friends, look at the far away, baby I don't know what I should look at when I think of you, now I know I look at the pigsty
Your hobbies touched, your love is good heart, in order to permanently commemorate the memory of my love you to me to do the preparation of the fecal matter, you will be big to eat a catty when you see it, good deep love ah
i noh ss!w I, must not be able to read it, stupid ah, child! The cell phone is upside down!
A drop of water is small in the ocean, great in the desert; Danding Crane is small in the cranes, great in the chickens; you are small in the crowd, great in the pigsty!
3 mice compared to courage. The first one said I practiced the mouse trap as a weightlifting exercise every day. The second said I snort rat poison like amphetamines every day. The third one turned around and walked away and the other two asked where are you going, and he said I'm going home to my cat
3 rats bragged.A: I even ate 3 packets of rat poison and I was fine.B: The rat trap clip on my body is like a massage.C: You two slowly blow, I'm going to go to find a female cat to give vent to their lust.
A: I'm going to go to a female cat to give vent to their lust.
A:I'm going to make a couplet, the first line is on the top for the marshal, the banner is the canopy marshal, what is the next line?B:On the bottom for the pig!
1Don't look at other women in front of your wife, 2If you are staring at other women you should avoid letting your wife see them, 3If your wife sees you, turn around and stare at your wife right away, and say: How come she's not wearing the same kind of clothes as you are wearing?
The 20-year-old woman is like a rugby ball, with 20 people chasing after her. 30-year-old woman is like a ping-pong ball, with two people hitting it over and over. 40-year-old woman is like a golf ball, hitting it as far away as possible.
Dull peed on the wall and saw that it said, "Look up", and A-Di was curious and looked up and saw that it said, "Look up again", so he looked up again, and on the wall close to the ceiling, it said, "You peed on your shoes".
Gong picked up his medication at the hospital, and the nurse lady said it was good for 24 hours. Grandpa went home and laughed all the time. His grandson asked: Why do you keep laughing, Grandpa? A: the nurse lady said to smile for 24 hours yeah
Ajay crossing the cemetery, heard the knocking sound