2. Lost a minute in the past 60 seconds.
If I don't talk, I just don't talk.
What you say is irrelevant, irrelevant at all.
When you have heard of it, you will have heard of it.
According to statistics, all those born out of wedlock are women.
7. Do you know? Your screen name is actually your screen name.
8. Luck is luck.
9. You are a wise man, and I know what you mean. I am also a smart person, and smart people should know that I know what you mean. As long as everyone understands, people should understand. I know what you mean.
10. Do you know why I am poor? Because I have no money.
1 1. People who are killed will die.
12. If you jump from the tenth floor and nothing happens, you should have an accident.
13. Every minute a person breathes, he loses one minute of his life.
14. Is the victim injured?
15. Who would have thought that when I was a child, I was just a child.
16. You wasted as much time as you read these words.
17. I was awake before I went to sleep.
18. Compared with the older generation, young people today are really too young.
19. I hope our next meeting is next time.
20. People who can say such things will certainly be able to say such things.
The funniest nonsense Encyclopedia of Literature (Part II) 2 1. Ginger is still old.
22. I'm fine when I'm not cooking.
23. If I have nothing to say, then I may really have nothing to say.
24. If you are willing to spend some time getting to know me, you will find that you have spent some time.
25. The stone is hard. How hard is it? Rock-solid.
26. You haven't lost your mobile phone before.
27. I am extremely angry!
28. There is an old saying in China, which is well said.
29. People who have no partners should still be single.
30. I am particularly angry when I am particularly angry at ordinary times.
3 1. It's pretty, but it's a little ugly, but it's also pretty. It's a pity that it looks ugly to me, but it's so beautiful that it doesn't reflect the feeling of ugliness, so it's a bit ugly on the whole, but the fly in the ointment is a bit ugly, but it doesn't affect its appeal.
32. You can return a thousand miles to Jiangling in one day and 500 miles to Jiangling in half a day.
If you have some skills, you won't have no skills at all.
34. One revolution of the earth is equal to seven days.
35. If you have some skills, you won't have none at all.
36. There is such a bright light at the foot of my bed that I suspect it is moonlight.
When I first went to America, I was shocked. I have never seen so many Americans in a country.
We will know what will happen tomorrow the day after tomorrow.
39. Three sentences, let men listen to me three sentences.
40. This young man is very handsome, with a nose and two eyes.
The funniest nonsense encyclopedia of literature (3) 4 1. As an experienced person, I have come.
42. If it is useful, it will not be useless.
43. I was shocked when I first went to Korea. I have never seen so many Koreans in any country.
44. If you are willing to spend more time getting to know me, you will find that you have spent more time.
45. The study found that people who insist on eating one egg every morning eat one more egg than those who don't.
46. For a threesome, there must be three.
47. If I can understand, I won't.
48. You are really beautiful, especially with your eyes. There are two of them, neither more nor less.
49. According to statistics, all unmarried pregnant women in the world, a girl of 16 years old was only 12 years old four years ago, but no one lived to be 25 years old after 00. ......
50. You can only win, not win.
5 1. If you are right, you should be right.
52. Drinking a glass of milk before going to bed every day will cost a few dollars more than not drinking milk every day.
I don't know what to say every time, I don't know what to say.
54. Zhou Yu hit Huang Gai. It was Zhou Yu who hit him and Huang Gai who was beaten.
I didn't do anything today, but I still worked hard.
56. Do you find it much hotter in summer than in winter?
57. The whole work is very good, but there is one disadvantage.
58. People who are really good-looking are beautiful.
59. When you are looking for something, you may or may not find it.
60. The pig was alive before it died.
Some ridiculous literary quotations.
Some ridiculous literary quotations (1) 1. If you jump from the tenth floor and nothing happens, then something should happen to you.
It should have been alive before it died.
The pig was alive before it died.
If you can understand, you won't understand.
This incident caused a great uproar and spread wildly all over the world. It's really big, but it's not particularly big. If it is small, it is not particularly small. I think it's still quite big, not particularly big, but not small. Everyone thinks it's particularly big. I don't think it's that big, but when you say it's small, it's not small.
6. Shocked,/kloc-a girl of 0/4 years old was only four years old ten years ago.
7. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.
8. Do you find it much hotter in summer than in winter?
9. Hello, everyone. My last name is Fan. Everyone calls me because I always speak coldly. Please pay attention when I speak.
10. After peeling the banana, you will get a peeled banana.
1 1. I don't know what to say every time.
12. After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it.
13. How old are you this year? It's time to find someone Yes, it is. When I want to fall in love, I will find someone.
14. Minors are all under the age of 18.
15. I want to talk when you say that.
16. It's not just nonsense. This is sheer nonsense.
17. I have never lost my chain in this matter.
18. The doctor touched my stomach and asked me if I felt anything here. I said I felt someone touching my stomach.
19. This tomato looks like a tomato.
20. If you fall from the floor of 100, there should be an accident without an accident.
Some ridiculous literary quotations (2) 2 1. People who have no date should still be single.
22. There is not a cloud in the cloudless sky of Wan Li.
When you see this article, you must be reading it.
According to statistics, everyone has breathed air before his life.
25. If you look white, you won't be black.
26. You are a smart man, I know what you mean. I am also a smart person, and smart people should know that I know what you mean. As long as everyone understands that people need to understand me and what you mean, the network environment will be full of people who understand.
We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.
28. No one who is awake now should fall asleep.
29. A truth: The bigger the banana, the bigger the banana peel.
30. I didn't find it before, but I found it when I found it.
3 1. The greater the capacity, the greater the capacity.
Tell me your gender and let me guess whether you are a man or a woman.
33. Every 60 seconds in life is wasted, life passes 1 minute.
34. If you save a pack of cigarettes every day, you can buy 10 packs of cigarettes after 10 days.
35. One minute on stage, sixty seconds off stage.
36. If you are willing to spend some time getting to know me, you will find that you have spent some time.
37. Who would have thought that this girl of 16 years old was only a girl of 12 years old four years ago?
38. If you are my girlfriend, then I am your boyfriend.
39. I wonder if you have noticed that winter is really much colder than summer.
40. If you fall from one hundred stories, something should happen.
Some ridiculous literary quotations (3) 4 1. If you want to say that, you can't say that.
42. If I didn't guess wrong, I must have guessed right.
43. Why didn't you reply to my message? Because I didn't send you a message?
Drinking a glass of milk before going to bed every day will cost a few dollars more than not drinking milk every day.
I was shocked when I first went to England. I have never seen so many British people in a country.
46. If he doesn't marry me, the bride will definitely not be me.
47. Tomorrow's weather forecast will tell you tomorrow's weather.
48. One minute was lost in the past 60 seconds.
49. Even if the king of Lao Tzu comes, it is also the king of Lao Tzu.
50. I didn't find it before, but I found it when I found it.
Compared with the older generation, today's young people are really young.
52. If a person is killed, he will definitely die.
53. You will find that what is said in nonsense literature is nonsense.
54. Your mother must be pregnant to give birth to you.
55. This young man is very handsome, with a nose and two eyes.
56. After you click like, you will find that I like another one.
57. I am particularly angry when I am particularly angry at ordinary times.
58. Put some black and white sesame seeds.
59. He should look good if he is not ugly.
60. This hand is the size of a palm.
Let's play nonsense literature together.
Let's take a look at the nonsense literature together. 1. If you are willing to spend some time getting to know me, you will find that you have spent some time.
It's not just nonsense, it's just nonsense.
You are really beautiful, especially your eyes. There are two of them, neither more nor less.
Even if the king Lao Tzu comes.
You must be reading this article when you see it.
6. Don't eat on an empty stomach, or you will be full.
7. The milk I drink smells like milk.
8. If you have no date, you should still be single.
9. I will fry three dishes, one fried tomato, one fried tomato and one fried tomato.
10. I found the law of stocks! It is either up or down.
1 1. You look good if you are not ugly.
12. If you can understand it, you won't understand it.
13. If he wants to go to prison for ten years, he can't get out for ten years.
14. Do you know why you hate eating tomatoes? Because tomatoes smell like tomatoes.
15. I will let men listen to me in three sentences.
16. Have you noticed that summer is much hotter than winter?
17. Unsuccessful! That's a failure!
18. The study found that people who insist on eating one egg every morning eat one more egg than those who don't.
19. If you say so, you can't say so.
20. Minors are all under the age of 18.
Let's play nonsense literature. Chapter 2: 2 1. Good morning, friends. It doesn't matter if it's not good, whatever.
22. Congratulations on being congratulated by me!
23. Persuading everyone not to buy iPhone 13 will save thousands of dollars, and then taking the saved thousands of dollars to buy iPhone 13 is equivalent to picking up an iPhone 13 for nothing.
24. How old are you this year? It's time to find someone Yes, it is. When I want to fall in love, I will find someone.
25. Every 60 seconds in life is wasted, life passes 1 minute.
26. If you are not ugly, you will look beautiful.
Compared with the older generation, young people today are really too young.
28. The stone is hard. How hard is it? Rock-solid.
29. I am extremely angry!
30. If you are willing to spend more time getting to know me, you will find that you have spent more time.
3 1. After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it.
32. This young man is very handsome, with a nose and two eyes.
33. You didn't have a girlfriend until you found one.
You waste as much time as you read these words.
I found that my mother and my father got married on the same day.
36. As long as you have some truth in this sentence, it is not unreasonable at all.
37. Young man, you are really good, so young at a young age.
38. Look how beautiful this girl is, especially those eyes, which are only two.
39. The video is quite short, but a little long.
I don't know what to say every time, I don't know what to say.
Let's play nonsense literature. Chapter 3 4 1. The pig was alive before it died.
42. What is better than studying for ten years? I studied for eleven years.
43. The results of the hospital examination came out, and the doctor said that I would grow one year old every year.
44. The job is good, but it's a little bad, but it's also good. It's a pity that it's worse for me, but it's too good to reflect the bad feeling, so it's relatively bad, but the whole thing is good, but the disadvantage is that it's a little bad.
45. The last time I saw such a speechless word was the last time.
46. If there is love in heaven, the right path on earth is the right path.
47. You haven't lost your mobile phone before.
48. If you eat a rice while eating, you will find that there is a rice missing from the bowl.
49. I wonder if you have noticed that winter is really much colder than summer.
50. If you are willing to spend some time getting to know me, you will find that you spend more time.
5 1. We will know what will happen tomorrow the day after tomorrow.
52. You are also a smart man. You know what I know.
53. It's good, but a little bad.
The day my mother gave birth to me happened to be my birthday.
55. I haven't seen you for seven days, if every other week.
56. I am very angry when I am extremely angry.
57. Excuse me, can you give us half a minute? I haven't had a birthday since I was a child. Today is September 30th. Today is not my birthday. I just want to keep you for half a minute.
58. Listening to you is like listening to words.
59. I am calm except when I am not.
60. Why do you hate us lazy people? We obviously didn't do anything.
Funny recommendation of Versailles literary circle of friends.
Funny Versailles literature and humor in friends circle-1. Although I wore a mask today, I was recognized. I signed many names, which is really distressing.
I don't know why someone asked me if I was an internet celebrity as soon as I went out. I'm just an ordinary little girl.
I left my umbrella in my Rolls-Royce Phantom. I posted in Weibo and asked where I could buy it. They told me that if I bought another car, I would have a new umbrella. That's a good idea, but I already have three visions. Do you still want to buy? It's disgusting. Why do you always lose your umbrella?
4. Mr. Wang was distressed to see me stay up late for the Double Eleven. I asked skp whether you didn't buy enough or Galeries Lafayette didn't shop enough. Why do you have to buy a large bottle of cream for 3000 yuan, not afraid that cheap goods will hurt your skin? Alas, straight men can't appreciate the happiness of buying discounted goods.
5. "I like scientific things, and I can understand them. Every doctor asked me,' How do you know so much?' Maybe I have a gift. Maybe I should not be president. I should be a doctor.
6. It's so irritating. Double 1 1 is useless at all. You are all 300-40. The house I saw last week was exactly 90 million. I thought I could save more than 10 million to buy a diamond ring. But the customer service told me that I would not participate in the activity. Spending money on diamond rings again. Hmm. Am I too stingy?
This brand is really easy to use, but it's a pity that it can't be bought now because of the tight situation.
8. Yuck, I break my leg every time I go to the kitchen to get something to eat. It's too far.
9. I couldn't sleep last night and got up in the morning without energy. I opened my eyes and saw her breakfast. I have mixed feelings. Where do caviar and lobster meat come from?
10. You can also fill in your volunteers in the college entrance examination, but you don't even have the right to choose a school. Peking University is OK.
1 1. My quadrangle is too close to the Forbidden City. There are always people taking pictures at the door, so I dare not go back to live.
12. I went to the sales department to see the model room today. It's really difficult to choose a house. I just want a three-story building with a large living room, but I think the layout of the sales department is good. See if we can buy the sales department in the future.
13. Today, the ranking of kings has been losing, and I am shaking with anger. My husband immediately hugged me and said, don't be angry. I hired ten men to be real kings. You can win whichever side you want.
14. People who are super funny, good-natured, considerate and gentle are really impeccable, such as me.
15. I really envy those children who can run away at will. I have been out for a month and haven't left my lawn.
Funny Versailles literature and humor in friends circle II 16. My sister bought me an apple 12. I don't like the blue one very much, but my sister says it matches the Lamborghini parked in her villa.
17. Why does Versailles mean to pretend? Versailles is next door to my house. I often go there and feel that the decoration is not very luxurious. Is it similar to my home?
18. I always buy four new apples at a time. My mother always said I didn't want to be so extravagant, but I couldn't help it. After all, supermarkets are not open for sale.
19. A person's appearance really affects many things, such as my good looks, but I lost my troubles.
20. I went to the Hollywood cinema to see a movie some time ago, but I didn't expect to meet a famous producer. I also said that I would make a tailor-made movie for me, and I had to be the protagonist, so I had to struggle whether to go or not. After all, the epidemic abroad is so serious now.
2 1. Generally mine is the Range Rover Executive Edition, with a displacement of 4.4 and an extended version of 5.0, which is too expensive to buy. I'd better keep a low profile.
22. Traveling with my boyfriend, I swam in the Pacific Ocean, and my boyfriend looked at me stupidly. I just thought the water was a little cold, so I said, "This water is so cold." Unexpectedly, his face suddenly changed and he stepped aside to make a phone call. Five minutes later, I found that the water in the Pacific Ocean was gradually warming up. It turned out that he helped me turn the water in the Pacific Ocean into a constant temperature of 28 degrees.
23. I recently went home after trying on clothes and bought some roses. My husband suddenly said that I would buy a house with a yard, and I asked the gardener to take care of it, but after a long time, the roses were not so good.
24. There is nothing to miss in my life, because I need my share of the struggle. My parents helped me struggle for a long time. I want to get ahead, but I was worth over 100 million when I was born. I'm so disappointed in the world.
25. My colleague saw my watch just now and kept praising it for its beauty. In fact, he is not satisfied at all. My husband has a poor eye for buying watches. Although it is a global limited edition, not all limited editions are good-looking. If you buy it, you should wear it first.
26. I wanted to go out for a winter tour today, but I found that the 200 square meter swimming pool in the back garden was frozen.
27. Isn't there someone who delivers the ingredients to the kitchen every day?
28. Every time I walk alone at night, I'm so scared. It's so dark and I'm so beautiful. I'm afraid others can't see me.
29. I feel bored when I go to work every afternoon, and I don't know what to do, because I finish other people's work in half a day. Who can teach me how to stop the boss from checking the post?
30. All my friends ask me how to become an idol. In fact, I want to say that my husband chased me, alas, I have to sleep for another ten minutes, and he immediately proposed to me!
Nonsense. Literary quotations are funny.
Nonsense, literary quotations, funny articles-1. You're alive but not dead.
When you can't get up in the morning, it means you want to sleep.
I don't know what to say every time.
We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.
5. People will die when they die.
6. When people can't stretch out, they often can't stretch out.
7. Running ten kilometers in the morning is equivalent to running ten kilometers.
There are two trees in front of the door, one is jujube, the other is jujube.
9. After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it myself.
10. Pro-test effective sunscreen tips-avoid the sun.
1 1. He will go to prison for ten years, and he can't get out in ten years.
12. Compared with the older generation, today's young people are really young.
13. I will make a long story short, but it's a long story.
14. If you are my sister, we are sisters.
15. When you finish reading this sentence, this sentence is over.
16. I should be good at playing games if I don't eat vegetables.
17. After peeling the banana, you will get a peeled banana.
18. People who have no partners should still be single.
19. We will know what will happen tomorrow the day after tomorrow.
20. There is an old saying in China, which is well said.
Nonsense, literary quotations are funny. Part II 2 1. There is not a cloud in the cloudless sky of Wan Li.
22. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.
23. I'm fine when I'm not cooking.
24. Do you know why I am so poor? Because I have no money.
25. unsuccessful! That's a failure!
26. Besides your shortcomings, you have advantages.
27. After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it.
28. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.
29. A little progress won't mean no progress at all.
After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it again.
3 1. When you hear this, you will hear this.
32. I haven't seen you for seven days, such as every other week.
33. People who are really good-looking are beautiful.
34. People who stayed up so late should not have slept yet.
The doctor touched my stomach and asked me if I felt anything here. I said I felt someone touching my stomach.
The last time I was so speechless was the last time.
37. After peeling the banana, you will find a peeled banana.
Do you know why you hate tomatoes? Because tomatoes smell like tomatoes.
39. I once took a taxi and asked the driver: What do you do, uncle?
40. People can't stretch when they can't.
Nonsense, literary quotations, funny articles 3 4 1. If you are willing to spend some time getting to know me, you will find that you spend more time.
42. If you save a pack of cigarettes every day, you can buy 10 packs of cigarettes after 10 days.
I don't know what to say every time, I don't know what to say.
44. This is the case. It depends on the specific situation.
45. If you have some truth in this sentence, it is not unreasonable at all.
46. Listening to your fart is just like listening.
47. Is the deceased injured?
48. If you are willing to spend more time getting to know me, you will find that you have spent more time.
49. As we all know, cicadas have very thin wings. How thin are they? As thin as cicada's wings.
50. Good morning, friends. It doesn't matter if it's not good, whatever.
5 1. You can do it! Unless you can't
52. Before it dies, it should be alive.
53. If you are my girlfriend, then I am your boyfriend.
54. One minute on stage means 60 seconds on stage.
55. My family lost two cows, one is white and the other is white.
Compared with the older generation, today's young people are really young.
As an experienced person, I have come.
58. Every day is like every other day.
59. If you look white, you won't be black.
60. If you lose weight, you must be very thin.