You are an asshole in my eyes, and I am an asshole in his eyes.

I never do anything that makes me sad. I usually only do things that make others sad.

Time has taken away my thoughts. Where did I get the time to forget?

5. Life is not a TV play. Who do you represent?

6. You can dress up beautifully. I only like sparrows in trees.

7. You don't have to show off anything in front of me. Just because you are awesome doesn't mean I respect you.

8. I will try my best. I will give myself what I want.

Never lower your head, lower your head. I'm just tying my shoelaces.

10, the brain is used for thinking, not for decoration.

1 1, do you have the face to mix with such an incompetent and temperamental person?

12, if you don't love, you don't love. Don't tell labor and management: we are not suitable.

13, I just want to express my love, otherwise I will go crazy.

14, smoking hurts the lungs and never hurts.

15, I have my life. What does your change have to do with me?

16, I told you to get out of my world, not to go out.

17, there are two kinds of aphorisms, one is inspirational and the other is swearing.

18, don't mention those bad guys, they are all guys with opposite sex and inhumanity.

19, you can't just lose your mind, you have to keep your image, right?

20. Happiness. Where are you waiting for me? I'll run over.

2 1, a novice, has a good nature. If you are naughty, I will be naughty.

22. These days, there are more people who wear unsafe clothes outside but look safe.

Both the dean and the headmaster fell into the river. Who did you hit with a brick in your hand? "Who the hell saved me?"

24, knowledge comes to my head, you come to your head, too small for me to get in.

25, Logger Vick, I help you cut down trees, you call me strong.

26. It's interesting to be alive. To live is to die.

27. Who said: loneliness, emptiness and cold; You can give him back: get dressed and go out.

28, automatic login for a long time, and finally forgot the password.

29. I always bow my head in class. The teacher asked you why? I said: I sank again and suddenly remembered home.

Go to the supermarket on Valentine's Day and put a note on each chocolate: Let's break up.

3 1. Never use your own photo as an avatar. It's unlucky to go offline.

32. The most painful thing in life is just being called away by the Duke of Zhou and being called up by the alarm.

33. After flying for a long time, I want to play drift when riding a bike.

34. This signature is pure fiction. If there are similarities, it is purely coincidental.

35. I wanted to turn the salted fish over with the test results, but I didn't expect TM to stick to the pot.

36. It's cool to dress up as a woman, and women dress up as men and call them mothers.

37. League of Legends broke up many couples, and Meitu Xiu Xiu also made a lot of online dating.

38. Send the girl you like home. Everywhere is on the road.

39. It is said that getting married is very cheap now. Come on, let's get married. My treat!

40. Time made me forget my homework. I feel sorry for my homework. I fell in love with time.

4 1, I know why military training turned around, in order to get a more uniform grandson.

42. You said I was bad, so I changed. When I changed, you fucking said you used to like me.

I look up to you, don't be arrogant, you are just taller than me.

44. Handsome boy, I'll give you this fake name, so please make yourself at home.

Since you like it, take it, a piece of garbage I don't want.

If you can't see my love, it can only prove that you are blind.

47. What's wrong with incompetence? At least I'm more real than him.

Since you don't love me, I don't need to love you anymore.

49. Thank you for finally choosing to give up and let me know your virtue.

He is poor, he is not as good as you, but he has a sincere heart.

Anyway, tell me about 202 1.

1, if you can be meticulous with me, I will be naked with you.

2, men always say one thing and do another, and bring one when it is critical.

3, the first part: envy and hate, the second part: emptiness and loneliness, horizontal criticism: paralysis of my single.

4. One short step makes a long-lasting regret, and then look back on the affection of children.

5, girls are precious, young women are more expensive, if there are rich women, both can be thrown away.

6. Men always want to maintain such a perfect status quo: eat the original dishes and go to the bed where the third child sleeps.

If fate breaks your leg, he will teach you how to limp.

8. I can't find it anywhere, and I am still lamenting the small waist. Idle hate, a suit of fat.

9. The crowd searched for her for thousands of Baidu, stepped on the road, suddenly looked back, looked around, and there were countless uncles and aunts.

10, every time the lucky money is pushed around. I'm really afraid it will be taken back.

1 1. Every time my parents take away my lucky money, what does it taste like!

12, whenever the school starts, I will say the same sentence "I must study hard this semester"

13, A Qi Liu Hai has broken the hearts of many ignorant girls, and she can't let go and tie them up.

14, finally found the road to success, but the intersection is under construction.

15, although I can't be a descendant of the rich, I must be an ancestor of the rich.

16, once a man passed by, sparking and almost moving a brick.

17, the furthest distance in the world is not life and death, but that I am invisible. You are online, but you are online and I am invisible.

18, the son asked his father: What should I do if I meet a colored girl? Father said to touch and run.

19, tears in your eyes can't drown a fish.

20. All jobs that don't aim at wages are muddling along.

2 1 The story with Spirited Away tells us: Don't eat too much, you will become a pig.

22. The simplest happiness is doing what you like.

23. I always have short hair. Is it because I have long hair and short knowledge? So I'm usually well informed

24. The efficiency of class is directly proportional to the number of times I play games.

25. Look at my miserable life with the most ordinary eyes.

Cinderella has no glass shoes, so I can't be a princess.

27. The strength of science is that you can't read the answers even if you copy them. The advantage of liberal arts is that you don't want to copy after reading the answers.

If you are fine, it will be sunny, but I like cloudy days.

29. I cried when I was a child and laughed and cried when I grew up.

30, I am a good girl you don't even look at, young man. Do you like men?

3 1. I have a bad memory and forgetfulness. I only remember people who are kind to me.

32. Why doesn't Fahai understand love? A: Because Fahai has no "whip"

33. It turns out that loving someone is not yourself from the day you are destined to be.

34. The complexion is ruddy. Is it true that girls use Dabao?

35. Three elements of success: persistence. Shameless. Insist on shameless

36. Playing the lute to a cow is actually not terrible. The terrible thing is that the cow plays the piano at you.

37, food, I want to be thin, I can't have both, I will go.

38. There is always a mistress named winter vacation homework when dating Xiansen in winter vacation.

39. Some people make people feel distressed seriously, and some people have toothache because they owe a flat face.

40. Shakespeare said, "Don't test my mother, she can't stand the test!" "

4 1, those who can't lose weight are always in turmoil, and those who don't eat fat are fearless.

42. I feel bad today. I just want to say four sentences, including the above two. I'm done.

43. What you say may not come true, just like a man's promise to a woman.

44. My first love was lost to the man who broke my heart, and now my sister has become strong.

45. If you don't know me, shut your mouth for slandering me.

46. Throw away what you can't keep, lest you get upset when you see it.

47. Women should speak on their own merits, and don't shout with that shrew's mouth.

48. Go straight until there is nothing left.

49. Smart people act first with their brains, while stupid people act first and then regret it.

50. My gentle smile is reserved that you don't understand.

Anyway, it's funny to say super drag.

Funny in a word, talk about super drag to choose one:

1, I'm not a fortune teller in the square, so I can't say so much as you like.

2. Flowers often don't belong to people who appreciate flowers, but to cow dung.

When mice get angry, everyone is a sick cat.

4. People who run around brothels are not old. Please use Huiren Shenbao.

Take off my clothes, I am an animal. Put on my clothes, I'm the devil wears Prada!

6, read the language of 10 years, it is better to talk about QQ for half a year.

7, planting grass does not make people lie down, it is better to replant cactus!

8. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

It turns out that as long as people are separated, people who are familiar with each other will gradually alienate.

5, go to the pizza shop to buy pizza! The waiter asked me whether to cut it into 8 pieces or 12 pieces. I thought about it and said: 8 yuan! 12 can't eat!

6, men fool women, called flirting; Women fool men, called seduction; Men and women fool each other, which is called love.

7. The government thinks about how to tax reasonably, the boss thinks about how to avoid taxes reasonably, and I think about how to sleep reasonably!

8. Time is for wandering, body is for loving, life is for forgetting, and soul is for singing.

9. Love is like a ghost. Many people believe it, but few people see it.

10, how far is it forever? Get out, boy!

1 1, met a writer's signature: it may look like it, but it may not. I met a GG signature: Give me a girl and I can create a nation.

12, no one has stepped on my head since I turned into shit.

13, I want to puppy love, but it's already late.

14, my god! My clothes have lost weight again.

The important task after 15 and 80 is to manufacture 08.

16, people have plenty of backgrounds, but I only have my back ~ ~.

17, gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.

18, don't wait until everyone says you're ugly before you realize you're really ugly.

19, personals: The requirements are as follows: Party A is alive and Party B is female.

20. Give me a little sunshine, and I will rot.

2 1, you have to eat a little properly to lose weight.

22. Q: What do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me!

23, ask you how much worry, just like a group of eunuchs on the brothel.

24. If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

25. clap your head to make a decision, and clap your chest to ensure that you leave.

An interesting remark about Super Drag Selection 2:

1, do what you want, otherwise, let pigs talk nonsense.

I took your promise to feed the dog last night and found the dog dead the next morning.

3. Drunk friends are stupid, and loved ones are stupid.

There is a lot of pressure recently, and eating Wangwang ice cream is worse than others.

5, always feel that the bed, paved too neatly, will feel a little old. Well, it's still messy and energetic.

6, forcing death is only an instant, shameless that is eternal!

7. If something happens, don't let your feelings sow at will, or they will take root and sprout. You have to toss and turn if you want to pull it out. If the roots are deep, you can't pull them out even if you want to.

8. There is an attitude that is affectionate and righteous, and a state that is nothing to look for.

9. Me Before You, my world is black and white. After knowing you, wow, it's all black.

10, I wanted to eat my sorrows one by one, but I became fat one by one.

1 1. Some people are so tender that they come out when they pinch, but I am so timid that I bubble when I pinch my nose.

12, Yue Lao, did you break my red rope?

13. In the northeast, there is a sport called calf rolling.

14, a woman tried to transform me, but in the end she only dismantled my parts and never put them back on me.

15, there are more and more monsters in this world, and there are fewer and fewer Tang Taoists.

16, I didn't know that dinosaurs could appear again until I met you.

17, I just wanted to turn gracefully, but I accidentally hit the wall.

18, most men think with their lower bodies, but I am different. I think all problems are thought with the upper body, although I think with the lower body.

19, most people don't say that I am handsome, but generally only say that I am born domineering.

20. With your understanding, you may not understand what I explained, so you can continue to be vague.

2 1. Vulgar is a breakthrough, especially when elegance and nobility don't work-

22. Face the fucking life with a nonsense attitude.

23. Go up if you have difficulties, and make difficulties if you don't have difficulties.

24. Does anyone have a crush on me? Don't be shy of those who secretly love me. Say your love.

In today's society, people have to queue up to cut in line.

26. In the current weather, instant noodles can be directly soaked in tap water.

27. What is a mistress? At best, he is only one person.

28. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you for your family, and thank you for your ancestors for 18 generations.

29, the heart does not follow love, say a good night.

30. Women in the new era went to the hall, climbed over the fence, fought for mistresses, and beat hooligans, but they couldn't get out of the kitchen.

202 1 Talk about funny character in qq space if you are domineering.

1, I grabbed the tail of time and it ran away.

2, a mosquito around me, I thought it was in love with me, but who knew it would only drink my blood.

You came into my life, but it became the biggest stain in this white world.

It is said that women are made of water. This is a serious water pollution recently.

The doctor said that my nerves are well developed, and I won't be a neuropathy, but my laughing nerves are well developed.

There is a saying in the world that smoking is harmful to health.

7. I have always known that women can run faster than men as long as they work hard.

8. I know who you are, so I want to see how tragic your final outcome is.

9. Don't be confused, don't fall in love, don't be afraid of the future, and don't think about the past.

10, often wet the bed when I was a child, and often cry when I grow up.

1 1. You lived in my heart when you were thin, and then you got fat and got stuck in it.

12, what is sadder than sadness is that you don't even know where the pain is.

13, I'm not happy, and it's no use making the doctor happy for surgery.

14, in computer class, a classmate had a problem with his machine and shouted: boss, change the machine.

15, if you were a hedgehog, I would hold you in my arms to give you warmth.

16, the reason why I smoke is that my grandfather and father both smoke, and my generation can't stop smoking.

17, be kind to the road idiot, and be careful that he is close to your heart and can't walk.

18, I didn't know until I got to the hospital that people are more likely to hang up than numbers.

19, men's infidelity is actually a chance for women to choose again.

Yes, I like you, but I'm not sure you like me.

2 1, a disloyal, lifelong, who let me down, I will let him despair.

You broke my heart, so I want you to know that it was black and blue.

Since you are so sad, share your sadness with everyone and you won't be so sad.

24. I am indifferent to being hurt by strangers; I can't stand being hurt by people I know.

25, life must have cracks, the sun can shine in.

26. The easy way is downhill, which can also speed up my progress.

27. No matter friendship or love, separation is my most taboo word.

28, my heart, who is hurting; Please don't comment blindly if you don't understand my pain.

I heard that you bought a watch last year. Is it true?/You don't say. Is the effect good?

30. It's not only height that makes people fat, but also fat.

3 1, monk, I love the wrong person. The following nuns can't be changed into Taoist temples.

32. In repeated setbacks, what I see is not hope, but sadness.

33. If falling in love is burning money, I'd rather not talk about it.

34. Why pretend to be pure when it's all water? They're all perverts. Why pretend to be sheep?

If you want to live in the past, you must wear green clothes.

36. Get out in one word. I'm only gonna say this once. Get out if you hear me.

37. What is money? You didn't, you earned it hard, you had it, you spent it hard.

Please don't see me again after breaking up, because you never belonged to me.

39. Happiness is like prayer, which expands infinitely and may explode.

40. My advantage is that we are handsome, but my disadvantage is that my handsome is not obvious.

4 1, as you can see, this is my sadness.

42, the real warrior is, dare to face the beautiful girl, dare to face the pale single.

I am also a good boy. It is my dream to study hard and make progress every day.

44. I got the eggs after the exam, didn't you?

45. There is only one life, the parents of the previous generation and the children and grandchildren of the next generation.

46. Brothers are like brothers and women are like clothes. I like to wear brothers and sisters' clothes.

47. If I were the personnel manager, I would be the first to promote myself to the boss.

48. I lose weight every day except during meals. Do you think I have perseverance?

49. In the tragic fate, one scare followed another, and everyone was scared to death.

50. Ask when, but everything has its vanquisher.