A humorous copy suitable for posting on WeChat Moments when eating instant noodles (Part 1)

1. I can finally eat instant noodles and still cry like Laotan pickled cabbage.

2. How to eat instant noodles without hot water? Answer: Add an appropriate amount of cold water to the instant noodles bucket and heat it in the microwave. It’s also edible.

3. When I was poor, even if I ate instant noodles, I would eat eight flavors, and I would never repeat the same thing every day.

4. The perfect match is dumplings and vinegar fried chicken and beer, coffee and milk, movies, popcorn instant noodles and ham sausage, and the handsome guy and the handsome guy will always be together like this

5 .Eating instant noodles all the time will really make my face bigger. I'm a circle bigger, not yet, maybe two circles.

6. I feel very painful when I think about not being able to go home this coming weekend and having to order takeout and eat instant noodles every day.

7. With you, I am happy everywhere, whether I am in the village or eating instant noodles, I am happy.

8. I hope you live a good life, don’t stay up late, don’t have insomnia, go to bed on time, get up on time, eat on time, eat less instant noodles, exercise well, study hard, and think of me occasionally

9. Someone once said provocatively, what should I do when I have to work overtime on a business trip? I want to say that I am almost without exception. I still eat instant noodles at this point today ~

10. The world It's big, big enough to hold ten thousand kinds of grievances. The world is small, so small that a bowl of instant noodles can warm you.

11. I like eating instant noodles so much in the middle of the night. It’s so delicious. In my previous life, I was eating instant noodles.

12. The most beautiful woman will never come back, Xiao Qiang wears a vulgar butterfly shirt and instant noodles.

13. I eat buckets of instant noodles when I am hungry at night. I want to increase my performance at the end of the year, so during the day I can't wake up and have a headache.

14. It doesn’t matter if you eat instant noodles, no one feels bad about it anyway. Drink some wine, it doesn’t matter, no one feels bad anyway...

15. Every time I secretly make a bowl of noodles and eat them in the room, my mother will smell it as soon as I go up to the second floor and say that you are eating instant noodles again. no! A bad smell! How could it be! Why does Laotan pickled cabbage stink! It's obviously spicy! ! ! snort!

16. Aries people can keep up with the times because they are independent and confident. Although Sheep may look weak on the outside, Aries people have extremely strong hearts. With no one to accompany them for dinner, they can fill their stomachs with instant noodles, which is easy and fast. Even without love, they can still fill their lives with work.

17. Wait until two o’clock to transfer to Lianjiang. Eating instant noodles in McDonald's at the railway station, it felt like the waiter wanted to kill us. Hahaha. The customers next to us saw our instant noodles and were eager to buy them.

18. The first time I came back from get off work, I was so tired that I didn’t want to move. I ate two bananas. I was full and didn’t want to eat anything anymore. I came up with the idea of ??eating instant noodles. It seems that I have been really tired recently!

19. Why do Koreans like to eat instant noodles so much? They must eat it in every episode. Watching a TV series makes me so hungry.

20. When taking a shower, turn the faucet to the right to freeze to death, turn to the left to burn to death, tie your hair twice, loosen three times tightly, and eat one bucket of instant noodles until you are full and you can’t finish two buckets. A humorous copy suitable for posting on WeChat Moments when eating instant noodles (Part 2)

21. I felt so guilty that I tried hard and tried hard, but in the end my child was reduced to eating instant noodles.

22. Last night I was hungry and I vomited immediately after eating this instant noodles. Today I am still thinking about whether to eat it.

23. Every time I think of sausages, I want to eat instant noodles. After ordering the instant noodles, I realize that there are no sausages

24. Instant noodles and Kangxi are here, continuing the comfortable life of the police station , eat well and sleep well, sleep well and go to class, okay.

25. My recent life: playing games, ordering takeout, eating instant noodles, watching dramas and sleeping.

26. After brushing my teeth, I lay in bed and checked my phone. The more I brushed, the hungrier I got, so I got up and ate instant noodles. Can't eat anymore.

27. I cherish the days of eating instant noodles. I rarely eat them, so I think they are too delicious, so I take every bite carefully.

28. The gold-fishing wife: can carry a bag of explosives on her head, has freckles on her face like a bird's nest, is known as "Sharp Brother" in her clothes, barely earns instant noodles, can collect water from the house when it rains, and needs to run the car on foot, you If you fall in love with me at first sight, remember to leave your number.

29. If you eat instant noodles immediately after eating ice cream and they are spicy, will it cause diarrhea? I have to wait online in a hurry because the instant noodles are going to be cold.

30. People really change, just like I used to like instant noodles and braised noodles, but now I like hot and sour noodles.

31. I hate eating instant noodles~

32. Some people only judge the quality of a celebrity based on rumors on the Internet, but forget to think that these articles are meant for some people to eat while lying down. Written with the skill of making instant noodles.

33. Let’s eat instant noodles together, but if you have one bite from me, you will never miss one.

34. I ate a bowl of instant noodles and so many snacks late at night that I was so full that I almost vomited it out.

35. At this point, I stood in front of the kettle, thinking whether I should eat instant noodles? After hesitating for a long time, another voice sounded in my mind: Boil or soak? I chose the latter.

36. I’m so greedy. If I eat instant noodles with pickled pepper chicken feet at night, I’m afraid I’ll get fat to death.

37. I don’t know whether it was because I ate instant noodles last night or because I had a messy dream that led to me not sleeping well. I almost fell over with dizziness when I got up in the morning, and I still feel dizzy all the time.

38. The technological era where tap water can cook instant noodles has finally come true.

39. Titanic taught me that I would rather eat instant noodles at home than spend my spare money on a romantic cruise

40. You must sleep well tonight and don’t eat instant noodles. Face, don’t play with your phone. See you tomorrow. Comments on friends who work overtime and eat instant noodles (collection of 40 sentences)

Comments on friends who work overtime and eat instant noodles (Part 1)

1. Eating this taste makes me miss living in a dormitory It’s time, the era of instant noodles. When you are hungry at night, you can enjoy the delicious instant noodles.

2. I originally liked instant noodles, but I have eaten too much recently and my mouth has bubbles. It’s really enough.

3. After tinkering all day today, I couldn’t make anything edible. I was hungry late at night and ate instant noodles.

4. Someone once said provocatively, what should I do when I have to work overtime on a business trip? I want to say that I am almost without exception. I also encountered this point to eat instant noodles today ~

5. I can finally eat instant noodles and still cry with the smell of pickled cabbage in Laotan.

6. Titanic taught me that I would rather eat instant noodles at home than spend my spare money on a romantic cruise

7. I hate eating instant noodles~

8. We agreed that we would go to the buffet after we saved up the money. No more talking, we will continue to eat instant noodles and plain porridge tomorrow.

9. When I returned to the dormitory every day, I was so hungry that I struggled for a while and couldn’t bear the hunger, so I started eating instant noodles. Today it was tomato noodles, which was enough. I couldn’t bear it after eating it.

11. The perfect match is dumplings and vinegar fried chicken and beer, coffee and milk, movies, popcorn instant noodles and ham sausage, and the handsome guy and the handsome guy will always be together like this

12 .Three steps to eat instant noodles 1. Soak the noodles 2. Open the lid of the bowl after three minutes 3. Pick up the cat that comes over and wants to eat!

13. After brushing my teeth, I lay in bed and scrolled through my phone. The more I brushed, the hungrier I got, so I got up and ate instant noodles. Can't eat anymore.

14. I thought I had everything sorted out, but suddenly I remembered that I should buy a few packs of instant noodles and pickled mustard. As I was typing, I wanted to eat instant noodles.

15. I am very grateful to the little girl in the yellow hat who gave me her seat on the train so that I could sit down and eat instant noodles. There were too few people like her on the whole train.

16. I finally understand why Xiaoxia loves instant noodles so much. Even ten boxes of it at one time would not be enough.

17. On my days off, I tidy up things at home and do hygiene until around two in the afternoon. I can only make noodles to satisfy my hunger for lunch. I am really more tired during my break than at work.

18. I am confused today, why is it more delicious to eat instant noodles on the train than elsewhere?

19. Eating a bowl of instant noodles at night is too sinful.

20. Now I really want to eat instant noodles, spicy hotpot, skewers, barbecue, fish meal, snail noodles, KFC, etc., and there are ten thousand ants crawling in my heart. Talk about friends who eat instant noodles after working overtime (Part 2)

21. I don’t know if it’s because I ate instant noodles last night, or because I didn’t sleep well because of the messy dreams I had at night, and I felt dizzy when I woke up in the morning. I almost collapsed, and now I feel dizzy all the time.

22. When you are very hungry and the person next to you is eating instant noodles, you are really desperate

23. My dad even told me when he ate instant noodles at night, Okay, now I've soaked it and eaten it.

24. If you eat instant noodles immediately after eating ice cream and they are spicy, will it cause diarrhea? I have to wait online in a hurry because the instant noodles are going to be cold.

25. I can eat instant noodles with you and walk in the rain with you. Even if there is no bread in life, I still have a heart that loves you. But if you don’t hesitate to get it, you don’t deserve love anymore.

26. I was eating instant noodles in class today and suddenly heard: "It's so fragrant, I can't think..."

27. I'm really crazy too Yes, I ate a bag of instant noodles and drank a cup of fragrant red bean milk tea in the middle of the night.

28. May the people around you who eat candlelight dinner with you also be willing to eat instant noodles with you.

29. When I ate instant noodles at night, I made myself two eggs, two slices of cheese, and a piece of ham. What a sin.

30. Eating instant noodles when you are hungry at night will really make you twice as happy! My favorite thing is to eat instant noodles at night!

31. I was eating a bowl of instant noodles, and it was a bit funny to think of the time when only rich people in junior high school could eat instant noodles.

32. Why should I order this to eat instant noodles! My stomach was churning and I felt extremely uncomfortable.

33. You can’t eat takeout. It’s not safe. You don’t want to eat it in the canteen. It’s unhygienic. At this stage, eating instant noodles is the safest. It’s the second time I’ve eaten instant noodles this semester. I got it from Boss Zhou. Robbed.

34. Why do Koreans like to eat instant noodles so much? They must eat it in every episode. Watching a TV series makes me so hungry.

35. Happiness is the fulfillment of every small life wish. For example, when you eat instant noodles, your favorite person is with you.

36. Suddenly smelled of instant noodles. My roommate ate instant noodles and drank Coke in the middle of the night. Why didn’t he gain weight?

37. The first time I got up to eat instant noodles in the middle of the night because I couldn't sleep and thought of some unhappy things. The more I thought about it, the more uncomfortable I became and the more I couldn't sleep.

38. I eat buckets of instant noodles when I’m hungry at night. I want to boost my performance at the end of the year, but I just can’t wake up during the day and have a headache.

39. You should have a luxurious lunch box once or twice a month. It would be really sad to eat instant noodles every day without adding mustard.

40. Movies and popcorn, skewers and cold beer, instant noodles and ham sausage, dumplings and vinegar, you and me. . A person who is too poor to eat instant noodles posts humorous pictures and sentences on WeChat Moments

A person who is so poor and eats instant noodles posts pictures and sentences on WeChat Moments with humorous sentences Part 1

1. It turns out that in this world, lack of money and lack of money Love is the hardest thing to do...

2. Dogs eat pig shit just because they are hungry.

3. When you pass by the lawn, please be careful not to dirty the soil I want to eat.

4. For the unborn four-legged gold-eating beast, I may have voluntarily eaten dirt.

5. A humorous story about being so poor that you eat dirt

6. When a beggar shakes his bowl at me, I feel like he is showing off his wealth!

7. Use two words to describe my Double 11 night, go to bed early.

8. Everyone is the same age. If you don’t have money, can I have it?

9. The poor do not weave, but the rich weave.

10. One load breaks the waist, and there is no firewood at home.

11. Whoever dares to insert the most beautiful dream into the frozen soil will get the fragrance of the garden.

12. When I was a child, my family had no money, so I would always fly a kite with a plastic bag tied behind a rope. Blue Sky

13. I can’t solve anything that can be solved with money.

14. I don’t have money or material to love you, but I will use my life to love you.

15. I just coughed up phlegm and was about to spit it out, but I was very hungry and swallowed it again.

16. Labor and capital are not short of money or love. What I am short of is myself.

17. Looking at the angry attitude when you tear apart the express package with your hands, you don’t look at all like a weak woman who can’t even unscrew the cap of a mineral water bottle.

18. Funny story about poor people who are about to eat dirt

19. I can’t solve any problem that requires money.

20. Jiaqi said "oh buy it", I owe Ma Yun 18,000. Part 2 of humorous pictures and sentences posted by people who are so poor that they eat instant noodles

21. Those who make mats sleep on the floor, and those who burn kilns eat from broken bowls.

22. I haven’t washed my hair in ten years, just for a meal

23. Rich people are afraid that others will know that they are rich, and people without money are afraid that others will know that they are rich. No money.

24. There are 5 people in our family, and we sleep with a Band-Aid on them.

25. Autumn is here and I finally don’t have to climb trees to pull leaves to eat.

26. I am so poor that even the mice in my house cried and moved.

27. I’m so hungry, I want to eat octopus balls, spicy hot pot barbecue, Zhou black duck, roasted wings, fries, hot and sour noodles, and snail noodles.

28. Is money paper? I always use coins!

29. Heaven and God are ineffective, and people’s words are ineffective.

30. If it weren’t for free air, I wouldn’t be alive now.

31. Slap the wallet hard twice, just to make it swell.

32. From today on, don’t call me except for activities that cost more than 5 yuan for meals. If you don’t have money, you will have to eat rubbish!

33. Can you let me win the lottery? I really don’t have much money left after paying off my flowers. I am too poor to afford food.

34. Stockings allow women’s legs to breathe freely and prevent men’s lungs from breathing.

35. I only dare to poop half of it, but I don’t dare to finish it! Afraid of being hungry.

36. The shapeshifters came to the village to look for me.

37. If you don’t have any money, all you have left is your pants.

38. What kind of cigarette I smoke depends on what kind of cigarette butts others throw.

39. It’s cold in the wind, and the poor are poor in their rent.

40. They say: Just be content with the situation, fine. If you don’t have money, will you be content? That's hard to move even an inch! Part 3 of the humorous pictures and sentences posted by a poor person who eats instant noodles in the circle of friends

41. I lost fifty cents the day before yesterday, and I was so angry that I haven’t eaten today.

42. The carpenter’s house has no stool to sit on, and the oil seller combs her hair with water.

43. What I smoke depends on what other people throw cigarette butts.

44. Finally found a leaf that can be used as pants.

45. The happiest thing is: when you are doing laundry, you find money in your pocket. When you look up at your watch in class, you still have one minute to finish school. When you wake up from bed, you look at your watch and find that you still have an hour before the alarm goes off. will ring.

46. The sickle hit the wall and there was no food in the house.

47. Now I hear an echo even when I talk to my wallet!

48. The current situation is: not having fun. Not eating well, not sleeping well, wasting youth, being absent-minded. Not getting up in the morning, dreaming at night, blurring the present, fearing the future, and serious lack of money. . .

49. In order to prevent me from shopping randomly during Double 11, I have spent all the money in advance.

50. When I eat meat, I usually hide it between my teeth so as not to dig it out when I want to eat it.

51. I also want to get rich. So I don’t have to worry about money. I also have free time to do what I want to do.

52. Things other than money can never be repaid.

53. I am poor and undressed, but I am worried that the weather will be cold.

54. All failures are insignificant compared with the failure of losing yourself.

55. The price of impulse. There are nearly 10 prepaid packages on Double Eleven, and I will soon be spoiled for choice.

56. How to transfer the money in your mind to your bank card and wait online is quite urgent.

57. Just kidding, how could I let you go? It’s too late for me to kill you.

58. On a rainy day, grab a piece of warm food and eat it one bite at a time.

59. Only when you grow up do you understand that there is not only a one-word difference between having money and having no money, but also the treatment you receive is very different.

60. Some people seem to be silent on the surface, but in fact they are crying over the final payment. Part 4 of the humorous pictures and sentences posted on Moments by people who are so poor that they eat instant noodles

61. Who said you can’t have your cake and eat it too? Like me...I am poor and single!

62. Don’t say I’m arrogant, it’s just that I refuse to deal with animals!

63. I dare not include symbols when typing for fear of wasting traffic.

64. Wine is empty, sex is empty, wife leaves with someone else, money is empty, air is empty, and mobile phone has no money to recharge.

65. We agreed to grow old together, so let’s dye ourselves gray!

66. The mineral water across the road is my distant dream.

67. When can it rain? I need to wash my hair properly.

68. It’s so sad. People like me, who have no money and no status, are always looked down upon by others. I feel sorry for myself.

69. There is no lamp in the house to watch the moonrise, and no clothes on the body to watch the hot sky.

70. I grabbed a rose, thinking that I would have true love, but I didn’t expect that it would be returned every day.

71. These days, Apple phones are nothing, brand-name clothes are nothing, luxury cars and mansions are all gone. What’s the coolest way to show off your wealth right now? Just standing together with peers, you are like a little fresh meat, and she is like an old potato.

72. It’s Chinese New Year, let’s blow it up like a cannon

73. I have the final say on my youth, but my money is not reliable.

74. Even if you are poor enough to eat soil, you should still eat nutritious soil. This is my last bit of stubbornness.

75. Some people have nothing to do with me even if they die; some people, even if they kill me, I can’t let go of them.

76. Only young people still cry for love. We adults only cry for poverty.

77. If the weather forecast says it is going to rain, hurry up and touch your face and body. Good washing powder is waiting outside.

78. I still haven’t gotten up or eaten at this time. I’m really tough, but I’m actually very hungry.

79. If a man has no money or a woman, even the dog on the roadside will not look at you seriously.

80. The abacus rings and the tears flow. Being cold is afraid of the wind, being poor is afraid of being in debt. Sentences of emotional memories of eating instant noodles (a collection of 40 sentences)

Sentences of emotional memories of eating instant noodles (Part 1)

1. Baby, can you make my instant noodles? Why, you ask? First, I want to pick you up; second, I like to eat instant noodles.

2. God knows how much I want to eat barbecue, crayfish, and instant noodles now. But it’s sad that I can only sleep because of my weight.

3. I can eat instant noodles with you and walk in the rain with you. Even if there is no bread in life, I still have a heart that loves you. But if you don’t hesitate to get it, you don’t deserve to have love anymore.

4. When you eat instant noodles alone, you feel like you are suffering alone, but so do I. Everybody is, that’s life.

5. Happiness is the fulfillment of every small life wish. For example, when you eat instant noodles, your favorite person is with you.

6. On the winter solstice, a person plays with the computer and eats instant noodles.

7. Why don’t I enjoy the silky smoothness when I eat Dove? I don’t have large chunks of beef when I eat instant noodles. I can stop eating Xuanmai.

8. My dad had to tell me when he was eating instant noodles at night, okay, now I’m eating them too.

9. What is like? I like it as a cheat meal that I only eat once a week. If you ask me to eat instant noodles, I will agree to it.

10. I was almost fainting from hunger. It felt like everyone in the carriage was eating instant noodles. It was so delicious.

11. I suddenly had the urge to eat instant noodles with tea eggs and pickled mustard.

12. I feel very painful when I think about not being able to go home this coming weekend and having to order takeout and eat instant noodles every day.

13. I really want to eat spicy strips, spicy hotpot, Lao Tan Pickled Cabbage Instant Noodles...

14. It’s so late at night, so I can’t sleep, I’m hungry. It was too painful to have to eat instant noodles when I woke up.

15. I am autistic, and the girl in the dormitory eats instant noodles so delicious that it kills me.

16. I hope you have a good life, don’t stay up late, don’t have insomnia, go to bed on time, get up on time, eat on time, eat less instant noodles, exercise well, study hard, and think of me occasionally

17. Some people only judge the quality of a celebrity based on rumors on the Internet, but forget to think that these articles were written by some people while lying down and eating instant noodles.

18. Get up early tomorrow and eat instant noodles. I want to eat instant noodles so much. I must eat instant noodles tomorrow morning.

19. I want to eat instant noodles tomorrow. I want to eat instant noodles so much. I must eat instant noodles tomorrow.

20. I don’t know when I started to develop the habit of eating instant noodles at 11:30 pm. Sentences of emotional memories of eating instant noodles (Part 2)

21. My first business trip this year, the plane was delayed, I was hungry and tired, and I didn’t want to eat instant noodles.

22. On Chinese Valentine’s Day, there is no girl to buy a bucket of instant noodles and go home to make them. . .

23. Last night I was hungry and I vomited immediately after eating this instant noodles. Today I am still thinking about whether to eat it.

24. You can’t eat takeout. It’s not safe. You don’t want to eat it in the canteen. It’s unhygienic. At this stage, eating instant noodles is the safest. It’s the second time I’ve eaten instant noodles this semester. I got it from Boss Zhou. Robbed.

25.Did you know? I really want to drink milk tea and eat instant noodles! I have seen myself overeating and stuffing myself after giving birth!

26. During the Chinese New Year, I drank too much wine and insisted on eating instant noodles in the public toilet. The two of them managed to eat two buckets, regardless of winning or losing. As a result, a man sitting next to him vomited three or four times and couldn't straighten his waist!

27. When taking a shower, turn the faucet to the right to freeze to death, turn to the left to burn to death, tie your hair twice, loosen three times and tighten, and eat one bucket of instant noodles until you are full and you can’t finish two buckets.

28. Xiao Chen finally lived the life he dreamed of as a child: eating instant noodles three meals a day.

29. Eating instant noodles in an air-conditioned room seems to be unable to dissipate the smell. I think the smell is really strong, but Akuan is really delicious. This time I ate bed noodles.

30. Wait until two o’clock to transfer to Lianjiang. Eating instant noodles in McDonald's at the railway station, it felt like the waiter wanted to kill us. Hahaha. The customers next to us saw our instant noodles and were eager to buy them.

31. When you are very hungry and the person next to you is eating instant noodles, you are really desperate

32. As you get older, eating hot pot will cause stomach ache. My gums are swollen due to instant noodles, and my stomach still hurts after eating roasted gluten.

33. I spent a long time in the library debating whether to go back to eat instant noodles. It’s better to arrange such a big event for Friday night.

34. Eating instant noodles at night actually made me feel happy.

35. After being single for a long time, eating instant noodles can cause hallucinations.

36. I thought I had everything sorted out, but suddenly I remembered that I should buy a few packs of instant noodles and pickled mustard. As I was typing, I wanted to eat instant noodles.

37. I haven’t eaten instant noodles for a long time. I ate a pack today and it made me feel sick and tired.

38. I didn’t eat well tonight. I ate more fruit than rice. I went out for a night run after eight o’clock. My stomach hurt after the run. But I’m hungry now. I want to eat instant noodles.

39. Why should I order this to eat instant noodles! My stomach was churning and I felt extremely uncomfortable.

40. My roommate eats instant noodles, and I eat porridge, cakes, eggs and pears. I am so healthy (self-hypnosis).