One is the moment you receive an urgent notice.
The other is a few days before the physical examination.
I heard that the company will organize a physical examination this week, so Xiaoguai quit milk tea and coffee last week and dug out the thermos cup at the bottom of the closet.
When you fill it with hot water, don't forget to sprinkle some wolfberry in it.
And very consciously canceled the hot pot bureau at night and walked into the blind massage shop at home.
The way of keeping in good health that contemporary young people believe in is to start keeping in good health one week before physical examination.
Trembling for health before physical examination
Obvious indulgence after physical examination
After worrying about not seeing the medical report last year, smart young people started "surprise health" this year.
Starting from today, I am inspirational to go to bed early and get up early, and I have replaced milk tea with milk and hot tea.
Say goodbye to doughnuts, milk tea, instant noodles, hot pot and barbecue.
Dig out the sportswear at the bottom of the closet and pretend to run.
Although you start to gasp after two steps, in the minds of young people, just getting up is healthy enough.
Xiao Guai found kidney crystals in his physical examination last year, and the doctor said to quit milk tea and coffee.
Although milk tea and coffee failed, there is no shortage of water.
So that going to the toilet too often is considered by the boss to be fishing at work.
At noon, the monster also ordered a bowl of Cordyceps chicken soup to supplement his body.
I don't know if it's ok. The names sound complementary anyway.
Linlin, a colleague of "Gang Boss", was found to have an abnormal thyroid gland in last year's physical examination. Knowing that she was going to have a physical examination soon, she dared not eat kelp recently.
There is also a young colleague who was diagnosed with fatty liver and high uric acid last year.
A few days before this year's physical examination, she only ate coarse grains such as oats, sweet potatoes and corn every night.
Try to cover up your sub-health with dietary fiber.
If you want to drink milk tea in the afternoon, you will chew on cucumbers. I chewed for a week and my face turned green.
Young people cram for health, much like primary school students who start to make up their summer homework the day before school starts.
Vowed to stay healthy before the physical examination, and began to retaliate and indulge after the physical examination.
The spicy hot pot that failed to keep the appointment tasted like a cup of tea and snow, and there was a disco barbecue every night.
It was not until the medical report came out that they began a new round of repentance and health preservation.
But unfortunately, this kind of confession regimen generally does not last for a month.
I said, "I will never stay up late again. Staying up late will make my love beans bald!" " "
As a result, as soon as the new play came out, the new game was changed.
"Don't worry, brother, I will save money for your hair transplant!"
I dare not say that my life will be turned upside down immediately.
But at least it can bring enough comfort to the soul, enough!
"Due to the server failure, the kitchen APP can't be accessed normally at present, and it is being fully repaired."
So how many people crammed for recipes that day, causing the kitchen to collapse?
Don't everyone preview the menu in advance? We must study and do it now.
The open-book exam of millions of families has thus become a closed-book naked exam. I wonder if they have had a successful New Year's Eve dinner.
Every holiday, many people cram for the Buddha's feet.
This year's Tanabata has set off another wave of "cramming confession".
According to global science and technology news data, on the day of Tanabata, the number of orders for 2-hour reservation service of 65 Yintai department stores nationwide doubled.
Most people are reminded in the circle of friends, only to find that they have not prepared gifts.
Driven by a strong desire to survive, I just had a whim and quickly found a place to buy a gift.
Who hasn't hugged Buddha's feet several times these days?
The school library is usually deserted, just like a concubine who has been left in the cold.
But as soon as the exam comes, the library is full of people.
Before dawn, the door began to line up to occupy seats. Looking around, we highlighted the key points with classmates' paintings and calligraphy.
On the road of life, there are always too many things to prepare, or just delay.
The gangster thinks that 80% of the young people have done it.
Is to transfer to koi fish.
"Forward this YCY, you can get the third place without hard work, and the first and second will turn around."
"It's silly to forward this letter. I don't have to work for the rest of my life."
Whether it works or not, everyone will turn to respect first.
In addition, there are some more "pious" "God worship" behaviors.
For example, office workers in the Imperial Capital all know that they have to go to the Lama Temple for their studies, Hongluo Temple for their marriage, and the Academy for their safety and health.
There is even a "reclining Buddha Temple", which has been successfully promoted to a geomantic treasure house for job hunting and further studies because of its homophonic "offering".
Young people in Chaoshan area are even worse. It is said that they worship more gods than the people of the whole country have seen in TV dramas combined.
For contemporary young people, whether it is koi fish or a temple, it is more of a "comfortable" mentality.
Just like a sudden light diet before physical examination, drinking more water and not staying up late, it is actually impossible to quickly lower blood pressure and blood lipid.
It is not healthy to drink a cup of milk tea less.
But young people just want to make themselves feel at ease through these behaviors.
At least when the bad news comes, I can comfort myself that I have tried …
What efforts did you make before the physical examination?
Do you cram for the Buddha in your daily life?
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