One,

Girl: Haha.

Reply: Am I uneducated or are you here?

Second,

Girl: Hmm.

Reply: Goose Goose, Quxiang Xiang Tiange.

Third,

Girl: Hehe.

I have foot washing water. Do you want to drink?

Fourth,

Girl: Oh.

Thank you, but you are perfunctory again.

Five,

Girl: Mm-hmm.

Answer: Why is there a charge for typing on mobile phones?